mc5 - ... so help me God.

Once I had a temporary job with a concern which made barometers, but the pressure got to me.

For a while after that I worked for a company making Scotch, but I just didn't blend in.

I had a job designing tumblers for a while - they said my ideas were all great in theory, but wouldn't hold water.

I snagged a job with a 'bus company once - I even took their various I.Q. test over a few months - but when I gave them my report they said I queued too much. OK, I'm half tickled ...

Dujon

Like Dr Q+ I worked for a company which produces a generic Viagra^TM product, but it was just too hard.

LotUS

I once was a fill-in worker at a company that manufactured pails but left when the owner kicked the bucket.

DrQu+xum

I joined the professional chess tour...to meet women, of course. I quit after failing to find a mate.