mc5 - ... so help me God.

At one time I tried being an optician, but they said I was not focussed enough.

When I was younger I worked for a shortwhile in the Catering Corps, but they let me go when I got into a mess.

Once I had a temporary job with a concern which made barometers, but the pressure got to me.

For a while after that I worked for a company making Scotch, but I just didn't blend in.

I had a job designing tumblers for a while - they said my ideas were all great in theory, but wouldn't hold water.