mc5 - ... so help me God.

Fat German

I was a watchmaker but I left because the boss kept winding me up.

penelope

[FG} Funny that. I worked for a watchmaker once, but I left because I kept getting run down.

Kim

I was a weather forecaster for a while, but left under a cloud.

Zooological Keeper

I used to be really good at this game before we started discussing our career history.

Zooological Keeper

I used to be a display waterskier, but they cut me loose.

Tuj

When I realised my job on an old-fashioned railway wasn't for me, I left under my own steam.

Tina

I tried dairy farming for a while, but after a drought, I left for greener pastures.

Tina

I also tried being an attendant on the QE2, but I missed the boat.

Tina

I switched then to selling face make up, but the work was so stressful, I took a powder.

Tina

My boyfriend ran into some trouble with the law and took a job on a sheep farm. He finally left because he didn't want them to know he was on the lam.

Tina

Then he worked bottling apertifs, but was terminated for excessive absinthe.