mc5 - ... so help me God.

I also tried being an attendant on the QE2, but I missed the boat.

I switched then to selling face make up, but the work was so stressful, I took a powder.

My boyfriend ran into some trouble with the law and took a job on a sheep farm. He finally left because he didn't want them to know he was on the lam.

Tina

Then he worked bottling apertifs, but was terminated for excessive absinthe.

Kim

I used to work as a flaggelator, necrophiliac and bestialist, until I realised I was just flogging a dead horse.