mc5 - ... so help me God.

I used to be a male escort, but I was laid off.
Afterwards, I tried to be a plumber, but that went down the crapper as well.

I used to be a telephonist, but I got transferred.

I used to be a virus checker but &^£%__$£G B*%&GK UY&%&PGG JH*& (&^^& %&) ?:@~{KJJGF DFSQD!£ ¬"?>LJZ ||~LIU ITU.

I used to be the speaking clock, until the management gave me a hard time.

I was almost given the lead part in Castaway, but they said that I was washed up. I mistook this for an insult and turned it down.