mc5 - ... so help me God.

I used to think I had my career all mapped out when I trained as a cartographer, but that, too, folded.

I was a video editor, but I just couldn't cut it.

I used to work for King Midas, until I was given the golden handshake.

I used to work at Mornington Crescent, but they told me my job was on the line.

I used to write crosswords, but as it turned out I was clueless.