mc5 - ... so help me God.

I used to be a terrible songwriter until I composed myself.

I was once going to be Chief Photographer for the local rag and was rather disappointed when the editor told me I was no longer in the picture.

I took up a job with a bra manufacturer but they went bust.

I tried to get work as a network security analyst, but I just couldn't hack it.

After that, I considered a job at Planters, but they make you work for peanuts.