mc5 - ... so help me God.

Tuj

None of the above were hilarious. I hate them all. They are not classic online Mornington Crescent.
I used to work in a glue factory, but I couldn't stick with it.

Tuj

On a similar line, I applied to be a lumberjack, but I just didn't cut it.

Zooological Keeper

I used to be a Spice Girl.

barbacoa

I used to be a drag queen, but I dropped out.

Tina

I worked in a spice factory, but couldn't cut the mustard.