mc5 - ... so help me God.

I auditioned for the starring role in a documentary on a American quarterback-turned-politician, but I was rejected because of my un-Kemp appearence.

I used to be a dustman, but the job was rubbish.

Then I became a chef, but the job wasn't all it was cooked up to be.

[BtD] When I worked in kennels, I made such a mess of things they told me to go take a long walk.

Then I joined an athletics club, but I was so terrible at the field events, they told me to go take a running jump.