mc5 - ... so help me God.

I also looked after a herd of deer, but the job paid badly. I didn't have two bucks to rub together.

[Boolbar] I'm sure the bucks wouldn't have appreciated being rubbed together either....
I used to be the gasman for a local stock car team, but that was the pits.

Bob the dog

When I was in kennels, the company went broke and had to call in the retrievers.

DrQu+xum

I auditioned for the starring role in a documentary on a American quarterback-turned-politician, but I was rejected because of my un-Kemp appearence.

penelope

I used to be a dustman, but the job was rubbish.

penelope

Then I became a chef, but the job wasn't all it was cooked up to be.

penelope

[BtD] When I worked in kennels, I made such a mess of things they told me to go take a long walk.