mc5 - ... so help me God.

I used to be a human cannonball, but they wouldn't fire me, so I lost my job. :)

I used to be a zooological keeper, but there were claws in my contract that led to my release.

I was hoping for promotion at the mail order apple seed company, but I was pipped to the post.

In desperation I took a job in a bakery. I just needed the dough.

I worked bottling natural water, but lost my job in the spring.