mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

Last summer I took up skydiving, but I didn't make it through the fall.

Then I took some courses to be a mortgage broker, but after a while I lost interest.

I used to be a gastroenterologist, but I just couldn't stomach

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I used to be a bacteriologist, but I couldn't take the strain.