I alse threw eggs at Angus Prune, but missed every time.

Nicholas Parsons merely has to smile at them to heal damaged houseplants.

It is impossible to draw a picture of Michael Howard without the use of a chisel.

It is impossible to draw a picture on Michael Howard without the use of a chisel.

*SNAP* !
My feet are loger than my shins.

LONGER

My fridge is completely full, and I have plenty of money. </whinge>

The quickest way to Birmingham is through the middle of the roadworks on the M6 in rush hour.

The quickest way to Birmingham is to seek enlightenment as a combination cub scout/Buddhist monk, and then get earn a badge in Divinity. Ascend to Nirvana, and turn left.

I am so wonderful at my job, that people dare not look directly at me. Or it could be my lack of sleep.

Sleep is so useless that I never bother using it.