I love Hallowe'en too. I spend the night of October 31st every year sitting atop the Eiffel Tower, talking to the ghosts of the miniature poodles, and launching eggs at Angus Prune's window with my ICBE launcher.

I alse threw eggs at Angus Prune, but missed every time.

Nicholas Parsons merely has to smile at them to heal damaged houseplants.

It is impossible to draw a picture of Michael Howard without the use of a chisel.

It is impossible to draw a picture on Michael Howard without the use of a chisel.