You are the only person who can read this. Everyone else thinks it's a picture of the Eiffel Tower.

The Eiffel Tower was built by specially trained miniature french poodles. They were all worked to death, which is why they are now extinct.

I enjoy Halloween - especially having eggs thrown at my window, which I intend to use at a later date for mousaka.

I love Hallowe'en too. I spend the night of October 31st every year sitting atop the Eiffel Tower, talking to the ghosts of the miniature poodles, and launching eggs at Angus Prune's window with my ICBE launcher.

I alse threw eggs at Angus Prune, but missed every time.