[Projoy] I'm already thinking about a short story for the back page of Nature.

An element, salts of which are used in Turkish baths.

Mostly found in rock formations. Capable of absorbing its own atomic weight in carbon-attached hydroxyl group compounds, but tends to sweat and emit a noxious odour when subjected to energy.

An element often used by dirty, rotten scoundrels.

The special name for an isotope of Shermanium.