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List favourite films for various groups, Butchers, Bakers & Candlestick Makers.
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Lash Tango in Paris
Contact (Lens)
The Andromeda Eyestrain
Tear Hunter
Dilating Miss Daisy
Dilate With A Vengeance
The Unbearable Lightness Of Seeing
Sight Club
Monocle of the Glen
The Camomile Lorgnettes
The Pince-Nez Bride
Deuteranopia, Where's My Car?
Dilate for Murder
Specs, Lies And Videotape
No Optrex, Please, We're British
Legally Blind
Eye Sage
The Nightmare Before Strabismus
For Four Eyes Only
Silence of the Lombs
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Vision Center
Lasik Sunday Afternoon
Around the Horn Rims
Murder on the Vision Express
The Presbyopic's Analyst
Basic Insquint
The Glaucoma of'42
Mr. Dollond's Opus
Das Boots
Patch Addams
An Inconvenient Lost Nosepad Screw
Everything You Wanted To Know About Spherical Aberration But Were Afraid To Ask
Double Vision or Nothing
The Silence of Bausch and Lomb
The Third Monocle
Three Colour Vision Defects: Protanopia
Three Colour Vision Defects: Deuteranopia
Three Colour Vision Defects: Tritanopia
Seeing-Eye Dog Day Afternoon
Citizen Cane
Braille House Rock
In Like Squint
Meet the Focus
On A Clear Day You Can See....about ten yards
Mon Ocle
[Kim] "Mon Ocle" - nice :-)
Eyewear to Heaven
Butch Cassidy and the Sunglass Kid
LASIK Instinct
La Société du Spectacle
This has stalled somewhat...
SANTA'S GROTTO FILM CLUB
Hawk the Sleigh-er
The Jingle Bells of St Mary's
Clear and Presents Danger
North Pole by Northwest
The Man Who Flew Too Much
Toy-tal Recall
The Reindeer on the Roof
Fat Man and Little Boy
The Grate Escape
Dasher in the Rye
Dancer with Wolves
Schindler's Christmas list
Ho Ho Ho Brother, Where Art Thou?
Miracle on Easy Street
Three StocKings
Bringing In the Rein
The Elfin Man
Grand Ho Ho Hotel
The Reindeer (Spoof on Hitchcock's "The Birds.")
One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Longest Sleigh
Fat on A Hot Tin Roof
The Best Little Ho Ho Whorehouse in Texas
Santa Fe Trail
Saint Nicholas Nickelby
Crimson Yuletide
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sacks (But Were Afraid To Ask)
When Dasher Met Prancer
Citizen Candy Cane
Roaming Holly Day
The Good, the Bad and the Naughty
American Mince Pie
There's No Business Like Snow Business
The Return of the Pink Santa
The Donner of '42
Hunt for Red Rosy Cheeks
The Trifleman
All Tinselley On The Western Front
An Inconvenient Queen's Speech
The Gifters
8-Mile (it's got wrap music in it)
The Not-so-Thin Man
Me, My Elf and Irene
Little Workshop of Horrors
Rita, Sue and Baubles Too
Elf Not a fan of Will Farrell (sp?), but I can't believe it wasn't thought of before!
Silent Night of the Living Dead
Ding Dong Merrily on High Society
The Santa Bug, The Touch of Santa, Son of Santa, The Brotherhood of Santa, Santa Never Sleeps, Daughters of Santa, Santa Hates You, Sold To Santa ...and many many more.
Claus
Snowman Is An Island
HollyDay On Ice
The Jingle Book
Snow White Beard and the Seven Dwarfs
Citizen Candy Cane
X-mas Men
Sled Dragon
Elfboy
Dog Sleigh Afternoon
The Sleigh of the Triffids
The Sleigh the Earth Stood Still
The Dawn of the Sled
Sled Dawn come to that
Reindeer Man
Clear and Present Danger
Bring Me The Sled Of Alfredo Garcia
[SM] Garcia, at last. Hooray! :-)
Driving Mistletoe
Time for a new club? I was going to suggest Sex Maniac and Nympho Film Club but I'm not sure if the possibility of offending everyone and coaxing responses that will show everyone at their worst is worth the opportunity to play Give Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia.
Has anyone a good idea for a film club?
Nope. Greengrocer's fan club?
Didn't we already do that?
How about Hunter-Gatherer Film Club? That way I can use Bring Me The Herd Of Alfredo Garcia.
Or Ornithologist's Film Club: Bring Me The Bird Of Alfredo Garcia.
Or the Trainspotter's Film Club: Bring Me The 1976 M-702 Diesel Locomotive of Alfredo Garcia
Picnickers' Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Al Fresco Garcia
Funeral directors? Ring me the Dead of Alfredo Garcia
G-Plan Film Club? Bring Me The Bed Of Alfredo Garcia
Colonial Hanging Judges' Film Club? String up the Neds of Diego Garcia
The Young Communists Film Club? Bring Me the Reds of Alfredo Garcia
Pharmacists' Film Club Bring Me The Meds of Alfreda Garcia
Italian Cooking Show Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Garcia, Alfredo
FBI Trainee Film Club? Bring Me The Feds Of Alfredo Garcia
Grateful Dead Fans Film Club? Bring Me the Grateful Dead of Alfredo..no, Jerry Garcia
Irish Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Alfred O'Garcia
Antiques Roadshow Film Club? Ming Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.
Toxic Materials Clean-Up Crew Film Club? Bring Me The Lead of Alfredo Garcia.
[Irach] - GDFC would also work with Bring Me the Deadheads of Jerry Garcia. If only I had thought of it first. :)
Bankers' Film Club: Bring Me the Credit Rating of Alfredo Garcia
The No-Blondes Here Film Club? Bring Me the Redhead of Alfredo Garcia
Star Trek Fan Film Club Bring Me the Jedi of Alfredo Garcia
The Godfather Fan Club Film Club Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Corleone
Or how about horny teenager explotaition film club? Bring Me The Coed of Alfredo Garcia.
And of course, Welsh Nationalist Film Club - Bring Me The Bewts-Y-Coed Of Alfredo Garcia.
Halfords film club? Bring Me The Headrest Of Alfredo Garcia.
One Hit Wonder Film Club? Bring Me The Right Said Fred of Alfredo Garcia "I'm too sexy for all this driving around with a rotting head on the Mexican Border..."
P*ss-poor Markup FIlm Club? Oh, I already did that.
Dunlop tires film club? Bring me the tread of Alfa Romeo Garcia
Low Expectations Film Club? Bring Me Some Shred Of Alfredo Garcia.
Hip-Hop Makeover Film Club? Bling Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Commuter Railway Film Club? Bring Me The Head-End Power Of Alfredo Garcia
Warburton's Family Film Club? Bake Me The Bread of Alfredo Garcia
Hotel Maids' Film Club? Make Me The Bed of Alfredo Garcia
Run-of-out-Storage-Space Hoarder's Club? Bring Me the Shed of Alfredo Garcia
Golfers' Film Club? Bring Me The Clubhead Of Sergio Garcia
Duck-feeders' Film Club? Sling Me The Bread Of Alfredo Garcia
British History Buff's Club? Bring Me The Ethelred of Alfredo Garcia
Jasper Carrot Film Club? Bringuz The Moped Of Alfredo Garcia
Couldn't resist. Sorry.
Walrus Lovers' Film Society? Bring Me The Pinniped of Alfredo Garcia
Geordie Fillum Club? Bring Wuz The Heed Of That Theor Radgie Fred Garcia Gadgie, Man, Pet, Man.
Geometrician's Film Club? Bring Me The Parallelpiped of Alfredo Garcia
Tank Mechanic's Film Club? Bring me the Tread of Alfredo Garcia
Sorry, just spotted "Dunlop tires". Retracted. aicarG oderflA fo daerT eht em gnirB
Cardiovascular Workout Enthusiasts' Film Club Bring me the Treadmill of Alfredo Garcia
Cemetery Workers' Film Club? Bring Me The Headstone of Alfredo Garcia
Pharmacists' Film Club again? Bring me the Hedex of Alfredo Garcia
Rare Bowie Recording Enthusiasts Film Club? Bring Me The "Helden" of Alfredo Garcia. Just for one day, of course.
Satanists Film Club? Bring Me the Hades of Alfredo Garcia
Anagrammatists Film Club? The Headboard Effacing Rigmarole
Pleasure Seekers' Film Club? Bring Me the Hedonist, Alfredo Garcia
Re: irach - Star Trek Fan Film Club Bring Me the Jedi of Alfredo Garcia.
Shurely Star Wars?
Slovenian Film Club? Bring Me The Bled Of Alfredo Garcia
Give Me My Head Back
Chinese Philosophers' Film Club? I Ching Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Ibsen Fans' Film Club? Bring Me The Alfredo of Hedda Gabler
James T Kirk Fan Club Film Commitee best picks? Bring Me The Head Of Khan Noonien Singh
Play School Film Club? Bring Me The Big Ted of Alfredo Garcia
Hairdresser's Film Society? Bring Me the Braid of Alfredo Garcia
Rastafarian Hairdressers' Film Club Bring Me the Dreadlock of Alfredo Garcia
Picnicers' Film Club: Bring Me the Head of Alfresco Garcia
Naval Base Commander's Film Club? Bring Me to the Headquarters of Diego Garcia
I can't believe we haven't had this one already - Bricklayer's Film Club? Bring Me The Hod Of Alfredo Garcia
Gambler's Film Club: Bring me the Spread of Alfredo Garcia
Sewing Circle Film Club: Bring Me the Thread of Alfredo Garcia
Internet porn film club: Britney Gives Head To Alfredo Garcia yes, it's the sheepskin...
Nobel Peace Prize Film Club? Bring Me the Head of Al Gore
Dunlop Enthusiasts Film Club Bring Me the Tread of Alfredo Garcia
Street Hoopla Lovers' Film Club? Bring Me to the Parade of Alfredo Garcia
Cable Internet Network Managers' Film Club? Ping me the Headend of AlfredoGarcia.Com
Doomsday Soothsayers' Film Club? Bring Me the Armageddon, Alfredo Garcia
The ******** Enthuisasts' Film Club? Give Me Some Head, O, Alfredo Garcia
[Kim] Bzzzt! - Repetition
Flintstone's Impersonation Society's Film Club? Bring Me the Fred of Alfredo Garcia
Irish Singer O'Connor's Fans' Film Club Bring Me Sinead, O Alfred O'Garcia
King Arthur Annihilation Society Film Club? Bring Me Mordred, O Alfredo Garcia
King Arthur Annihilation Society Film Club? Bring Me Mordred, O Alfredo Garcia
[irach] Buzz! Graham III already did Dunlop Film club almost word for word.

Unix Batch Text Editor Film Club? Bring Me The Sed Of Alfredo Garcia
Mathematical Proof Film Club? Bring Me The QED Of Alfredo Garcia
Calendar Abreviationist (midweek chapter) Film Club? Bring Me The Wed. Of Alfredo Garcia.
Counter Spy Assasination Film Club?Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Gar, CIA.
"If you're going out anyway could you just" Film Club? Bring Me a Head of Lettuce
Toast Lovers Film Club. Singe Me The Bread of Alfredo Garcia
Defence Radar Enthusiasts' Film Club Bring me the NORAD of Alfredo Garcia.
Semi-Precious Stone Jewellery Makers' Film Club Bring Me the Jade of Alfredo Garcia
Bible-readers Film Club: Bring Me the Head of Giovanni Battista
Sick to Death of Tolkien Movie Adaptations Film Club? Bring Me The Head Of Bilbo Baggins.
Marmite, Bovril and Assorted Condiments Fanciers' Film Club? Bring me the Spread of Alfredo Garcia
Swedish Furniture Film Club? Bring me a bed from Alfredo's IKEA
[Juxta] Very good :-)
Sneaker Film Club? Bring Me The Keds Of Alfredo Garcia.
Photoemitting Semiconductor Designer Film Club? Bring Me The LED of Alfredo Garcia
Apropos of this recent spate of "Garcias", I thought you guys should link to this story and have a giggle.
Domestic Help Seekers' Film Club? Bring Me the Maid of Alfredo Garcia
Eugenics Proponents' Film Club? Bring Me the Well-Bred Alfredo Garcia
Shipboard Facilities Film Club? :Bring Me To The Head Of The SS Alfredo Garcia
Wales Tourism Promotion Board Film Club? Bring Me to Gwynedd, O Alfredo Garcia
Tom Clancy Tie-In Film Club? Bring Me The Red October (of Alfredo Garcia).
Microsoft Project Film Club? Bring Me The Schedule Of Alfredo Garcia
Tiara and Crown Manufacturers' Guild Film Club? Bling We the Head of Alfredo Garcia
[irach] That comes perilously close to repetition. I hear the sounds of the barrel bottom being scraped.
Coopers Film Club? Bring Me the Barrel of Alfredo Garcia
Take-Me-To-Your-Leader Film Club? Bring me the head of Pyongyang, Korea
People-Wanting-to-be-taken-on-a-trip-when-that-pesky-Alfredo-Garcia-has-been-chosen-to-go Film Club? Bring me instead of Alfredo Garcia
Trying-to-lure-Alfredo's-Girlfriend-Away Film Club? Ring me instead of Alfredo Garcia
Amateur Jewellery Makers' Film Club? String Me The Bead of Alfredo Garcia
The Society For the Preservation Of The Dignity of Dead People Through Cosmetic Grooming Film Club? Trim Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia. [blamelewis] I liked your "instead" ones very much.
[SM] Thanks :)
Amateur Crooners' Film Club? Sing Me the Ballad of Alfredo Garcia
Getting it Slightly Wrong People's Film Club? Dude! Where's the Head of Alfredo Garcia?
[Phil] Ha, like that =)
Yin Me the Yang of Alfredo Garcia
Solely because I have no better ideas Film Club Flog me the Dead Horse of Alfredo Garcia (or to put it another way - how about moving on?)
How about

DOUBLE BILL FILM CLUB

Sherlock Holmes and Julie Andrews in 'The Hound of Music'

Jeff Bridges and Vivien Leigh in 'Tron With The Wind'
Aragorn and Tarka the Otter in Lord of the Ring of Bright Water.
George Clooney and Deborah Kerr in 'Three Kings and I' [lol bigsmith]
Eddie Murphy and Sally Field in 'Trading Places in the Heart'
Steve Martin and Lee Marvin in 'Cheaper by the Dirty Dozen'
Jessica Alba and Billy Crystal in 'Sin City Slickers'
Warren Oates and David Hemmings in 'Bring Me The Head Of Alfred The Great [Sorry!!]
Joseph Fiennes and Hugh Grant in Shakespeare in Love, Actually
Bruce Willis and Jack Palance in Hudson Hawk the Slayer
Clint Eastwood and John Candy in High Plains Trains and Automobiles Drifter
Clint Eastwood and Meg Ryan in When Dirty Harry Met Sally
Nicholas Cage and Ben Kingsley in 'Gandhi in Sixty Seconds'
Hilary Swank and James Earl Jones in Boys Don't Cry, the Beloved Country
N!xau and Gene Wilder in The Gods Must be Stir Crazy
John Wayne and David Bowie in The Man Who Shot The Man Who Fell to Earth
Keanu Reeves and Joaquin Phoenix in Matrix Signs
Brad Davis and Fred Astaire in Von Ryan's Midnight Express
William Powell and Doris Day in The Thin Man Who Knew Too Much
Danny DeVito and "Wart" in Romancing the Sword in the Stone
Steve McQueen and Roberts Mitchum/De Niro in The Great Escape Fear
Paul Newman ad Jane Fonda in Cat Ballou on a Hot Tin Roof
Walt Disney and Guillermo Del Toro present Peter Pan's Labyrinth
Julia Roberts and Boris Karloff in The Runaway Bride of Frankenstein
Jack Lemmon and Genevieve Bujold in Ann of The Thousand Days of Wine and Roses
Roger Moore and Bruce Willis in Live and Let Die Hard
Hugh Jackson and Demi Moore in A Few Good X-Men
Haley Joel Osment and Will Smith in AI, Robot
Martin Lawrence and Paris Hilton in Big Momma's House of Wax
Clint Eastwood and Debra Winger in Where Leagal Eagles Dare
Al Gore and Uma Thurman in An Inconvenient Truth About Cats And Dogs
Ralph Fiennes and Rowan Atkinson in The Johnny English Patient
Cameron Diaz and Dick Van Dyck in There's Something About Mary Poppins
Sid James and Sissy Spacek in Carrie on Camping
Maureen O'Hara and Patty Duke in How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls
Audrey Hepburn and the Mutt in My Fair Lady and the Tramp
Daniel Day-Lewis and John Cusack in the ludicrously ponderous The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
Timothy Dalton and Greogry Peck in Licence to Kill a Mockingbird
Angelina Jolie and Harrison Ford in Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark
Richard Dreyfuss and Celia Johnson in Brief Encounters of the Third Kind
George C. Scott and Javier Bardem in Dr. Strangelove in the Time oF Cholera
The Beatles and Katharine Hepburn in A Hard Day's Journey Into Night
Henry Fonda and Lou Romano in The Grapes of Ratatouille
Henry Fonda and William Shatner in Star Trek 2: The Grapes of Khan
Henry Fonda and John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grapes
Jhnny Depp and Henry Fonda in What's Eating Gibert's Grapes of Wrath
Richard Dreyfuss and Orson Wells in Close Encounters of the Third Man
Vin Diesel and Ewan MacGregor in Pitch Black Hawk Down
Walter Matthau and Robert Morley in Those Magnificent Grumpy Old Men in Their Flying Machines
Julia Roberts and Trevor Howard in The Pelican Brief Encounter
Kate Hudson and Tom Cruise in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days Of Thunder
Yul Brynner and Brad Pitt in The Magnificent Se7en
Elliot Gould and Michelle Holmes in Bob, Carol, Ted, Alice, Rita, Sue and Bob, Too.
Bill Murray and Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink Stripes
Dan Futterman and Michael Palin in Shooting Fish Called Wanda
Audrey Hepburn and Kathy Bates in Breakfast at the Whistle Stop Cafe
Sylvester Stallone and Marlon Brando in Last Tango and Cash in Paris
Bette Davis and Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now, Voyager
Steve Martin and Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing Rotten Scoundrels
Marilyn Monroe and Simon Pegg in Some Like It Hot Fuzz
The voice of Tom Hanks and Corinne Clery in Toy Story of O.
Alistair Sim and Catherine Deneuve in Belles Du Jour of St Trinnians
The voice of Tom Hanks and John Hurt in Midnight Polar Express
Jeanne Moreau and Drew Barrymore in Jules E.T. Jim
Raul Julia and Mominmamma in Finn Family Values
Zooey Deschanel an Dirk Bogarde in A Bridge To Terabithia Too Far
Colin Firth and Sienna Miller in The Importance of Being A Woman of No Importance
Uncle Remus, Bloody Mary and Kenny in Song of the South Park Pacific
Roberto Benigni and John Cleese in The Life of Brian is Beautiful
Richard Dreyfuss and Richard Basehart in Close Encounters of the Third Reich
Marlene Dietrich, Spencer Tracey and Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2- Judgement Day at Nurenberg
Hugh Grant and Jake Gyllenhaal in The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down Brokeback Mountain
Barbara Streisand and Wynona Ryder in Funny Girl, Interrupted
Daniel Day Lewis and Liza Minelli in Gangs of New York, New York
Omar Sharif and Katherine Zeta Jones in Dr. Chicago
Jenny Agutter and Jack Nicholson in Walkabout Schmidt
Tura Santana and Uma Thurman in Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill Bill!
Catherine Hepburn and Ringo Starr in A Hard Day's Journey Into Night.
Sorry, I didn't see Robin had already put that one on the Marquee. Retracted.
I'll replace it with Paul Newman and Winona Ryder in Fat Man and Little Women.
and Michael J. Fox and Keith Gordon in Christine Wolf.
Hugh Grant and Michael Caine in Four Weddings and a Funeral in Berlin
An all-star cast, too numerous to mention, in The Man Who Would Be The Man Who Wasn't The Man Who Knew The Man Who Sued The Man Who Shot The Man Who Forgot The Man Who Fell to Earth
Brigitte Bardot, Goldie Hawn and Tom Hanks in Saving A Very Private Ryan Benjamin Affair
Harrison Ford and Michael J. Fox in The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
Kevin Costner and a giant monster in Cloverfield of Dreams
Dick Van Dyke and Robert Downey Jr in Kiss Bang Chitty Chitty Kiss Bang - or something
John Cleese and Mickey Rourke in Rumblefish Called Wanda
Ewan McGregor and Walter Matthau in Star Wars I: Dennis the Menace
Vinnie Jones and Leonard Nimoy in Lock, Spock and Two Smoking Barrels
Henry Fonda and Michael Rennie in The Longest Day The Earth Stood Still
Shirley Temple and Tom Cruise in Curly Top Gun
Louis Gossett, Jr.and Marilyn Monroe in An Officer and a Gentleman Prefer Blondes
Chritian Slater and Sean Connery in Gleaming the Cuba.
Sean Connery and Andy Griffith in Dr No Time For Sergeants
Sean Connery and Emma Thompson in From Russia With Love Actually
Sean Connery and Billy Crystal in City Slickers II: The Search For Curly's Goldfinger
Sean Connery and Johnathon Tucker in Thunderball In The House (Walk-on by Hugh Laurie)
Sean Connery and Gene Hackman in You Only Live Twice In A Lifetime
Geaorge Lazenby and Ava Cadell in On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
George, obviously.
Sean Connery and Cornell Wilde in Diamonds are Forever Amber
Roger Moore and Harreiet Hammond in Live and Let Live and Let Die
Roger Moore and David Niven in The Man With The Golden Guns of Navarrone
Roger Moore and Jim Carrey in The Spy Who Loved Me, Myself & Irene
Roger Moore and Lionel Jefferies in The First Men in the Moonraker
Roger Moore and Marsha Mason in For Your Eyes Only When I Laugh
Roger Moore and Sean Connery in The Hunt For Red Octopussy
Roger Moore and Eric Stoltz in A View To Killing Zoe
Timothy Dalton and Lori Cardille in The Living Day of the Dead
Timothy Dalton and Gregory Peck in Licence to Kill a Mockingbird
Pierce Brosnan and Gary Busey in Goldeneye of the Tiger
Pierce Brosnan and Dennis Quaid in The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies
Pierce Brosnan and Mel Brookes in The History of the World is Not Enough
Pierce Brosnan and James Woods in Die Another Day In Paradise
Tamara Dobson, Daniel Craig and Woody Allen in Cleopatra Jones and the Casino Royale
and Harriet obviously.
Marlon Brando and Nasstassja Kinski in Last Tango in Paris, Texas
Boris Karloff and Robin Wright Penn in The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
Jodie Foster and Daniel Day-Lewis in Panic Room With A View
Sidney Poitier, Humphrey Bogart and the Marx Brothers in In The Heat of the Night in Casablanca
Nia Vardalos and Drew Barrymore in My Big Fat Greek Wedding Singer
Matthew Broderick and Paul Anka in Ferris Buehler's Longest Day Off
Paul Newman and the Queen of Hearts in Absence of Malice in Wonderland
Paul Newman and Rebecca De Mornay in The Cool Hand Luke That Rocks the Cradle
John Cleese and Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Time Bandits
Jane Powell and John Belushi in Seven Brides for Seven Blues Brothers
Will Smith and Anna Paquin in The Fresh Prince of Jane Eyre
Al Pacino and Tim Allen in Shaggy Dog Day Afternoon
Macaulay Culkin and Lassie in Lassie Come Home Alone
Joseph Cotten and Humphrey Bogart in The Citizen Kane Mutiny
Liza Minelli and Drew Barrymore in CabarET
Judy Garland and Tom Cruise in A Star Is Born On The 4th July
Jim Carrey and a flying elephant in Dumb & Dumbo
Emmy Rossum and Groucho Marx in The Phantom of a Night At the Opera
Lea Thompson and Groucho Marx in Howard the Duck Soup
Heath Ledger and Groucho Marx in The Four Horsefeathers
Daniel Day-Lewis and Shirley Maclaine in The Last of the MohiCan Cans
Vincent Price and David Carradine in The Mask of the Red Death Race 2000
Vivien Leigh and Toad in Gone with the Wind in the Willows
Nick Nolte and Mel Gibson in Peaceful Road Warrior
Richard Harris and Groucho Marx in A Man Called Horsefeathers
David Bennent and his canine buddy Rin Tin Tin in the Guenter Grass classic The Adventures of the Rin Tin Tin Drum
Alan Alda and Paul Scofield in A Man for All The Four Seasons
Kevin Costner and Clint Eastwood in A Tin Cupful of Dollars
Off topic, but: has there ever been a game of MC or MC players' film club?
Tuj Dredd
The Slipper and the Rosie
The Juxtaposeidon Adventure
High Sierra Mike
Irouléguys and Dolls
The King and Irach
Citizen Kim
Bigsmith in Little China
Phil Met By Moonlight
Dunx and Dunxer
Korky's
La Vie En Rosie
Mr. Bigsmith Goes To Washington
The Chalky Horror Picture Show
Robin Roy
True Magritte
The Hand That Raaks the Cradle
Phil-Adelphia
Der Himmel Ueber Merlyn
The Legend of the Quendalon Ranger
The Madness of Graham III
A Tuj of Class
Oh Mr I Say, Porter!
The Devil Softwares Prada
Shallow Pave
Who Framed Roger rab
Meet Me In Blamelewis
Irachildren of Men
The Magritte Train Robbery
Invasion of the Body Irachers
The Bigsmith Lebowski
The Raaky Horror Picture Show
Dujon of Arc
Projoy Luck Club
Eternal Sunshine of the Inkspotless Mind
Withnail and irach
Néa Dark
Raak to the Future
Phil and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Nfras Times at Ridgemont High
Penelope Goes Bananas
Irachnophobia
"Irachnophobia" - very good! But is it good form to "do" oneself?
What the... Mr and Mrs Bigsmith
In that case, Korky Park
Boogie nights
Phil Met By Moonlight
The Marc of Zorro
Kim
Chalky's
Teenage Mutant Ninja Flerdles
Broadway Danny Rosie
Bombay Chalky
A View To a Phil
Merlyn
Dan By Me [Tuj] Fantastic idea.
The Virgin Quendalon
Prêt-à-I-Say,Porter
The Perfect StormWraith
Breadmaster and Commander
Rita, Sue and Blob too
Being ImNotJohn Malkovich
Herr Bratsche To The Future
Ice Age Porter
[blamelewis] It's all in the contribs. Honestly, some of these are hysterical. I'm amazed it hadn't been done before.
Picnic at Hanging Raak
Herr Bratsche in the Rye
Raak Around the Clock
There Will Be Blob
Anthrax Whirl With A Pearl Earring
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo GarNéa
The Man Who Would Be Kim
A Guide To Recognising Your St Dogmael
Quendalon Up The Khyber
Carlito's PaulWay
Kill TUA Mockingbird
Cheats a little with Herr B. Goes To Monte Carlo
A Frogstar is Born
Broadway Danny Rosie
Not strictly a movie but Malcolm in the Flerdle
Blue Crusher
The Madness of Graham III
Software Eagles Dare
[Kim] Bzzzzzt! See Tuj - above! :-)
They Came And LotUS
Run, Hugo, Rune
MrWildpAntz
The Prestuj
Look out Pablo
The Treasure of the SierraMike
nfras and the Furious
Blamelewis You Were Here
Blame it on Lewis
The Empire Strikes Raak :)
The Dan Who Would Be King
Raakula
The Running Dan
The Projoy of Sex
Point Braak [blamelewis] Empire Strikes Raak - spilt coffee alert!
Where GoogolplexTheAmazingBalancingGoatFromLuxemburg's Dare
Thos Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines
Flerdle on the Roof. <plug> Incidentally, we're doing this show in November. Book your Eurostar tickets now.</plug>
Risking a non-specific pronunciation with Dr. Qu+xumlittle
How the Grinch Stole Kretschmar
Run, Fat German, Run
A man called Thos
The Absolute Truth About Projoy Wrestling (I love you imdb...)
The Blob
Ameenator 2: Judgment Day
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dan
Not a film, but I can't resist: The Tonight Show With JLEno
O botherer, Where Art Thou?
James Bond, anyone? A View TUA Kill, MoonRaaker, GoldPhilger.
A nights To Remember
What The Blob Do We Know?
Finding Nina
My Big Fat German Wedding
Herr Bratzsche, The Movie
Run, LotUS, Run (I haven't checked this game in ages; these are excellent!)
(and I start with one that I now see is highly derivative of IS,P!'s moves. Oh well.)
CdMpire of the Sun
[Juxtapose] Followed by The CdMpire Strikes Back, no?
[INJ] Love MYBFGW!
Pave The Last Dance
The Caucasian Chalky Circle
Men In RavenBlack
Three Colours: Blue-Glass, Chalky, Rosie
[CdM] clever...! Night at the MuCdM (not so clever...)
Y Yer Mom Tambien
[INJ] If we're going back to Heritage Players: Gentlemen Prefer The Blondie Chick
The discreet CdM of the bourgeoisie
And reworking one of irach's earlier efforts - Teenage mutant nINJa turtles Every time I think this game's had it, someone comes up with another twist - brilliant!
Me, Myself & irach - obvious, surely?
The Time Sprout Who Loved Me
Dr. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Quendalongest Day
St Dogmael Day Afternoon
Stop, Or Yer Mom Will Shoot!
How to lose Irouléguy in 10 days
Kill Phil
DrQu+xum of Solace [UK,nfras] Simple but effective =)
[nfras] Eeeek!
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Googleplex the Amazing Balancing Goat from Luxembourg (But Were Afraid to Ask) (someone had to)
Yokimbo
The Last Kim of Scotland
Jim Carrey in the execrable The nat In The Hat
SimonsMithnail & I
Chalky & The Bandit
I Say, Miss Potter!
Ice Age, Porter!
Desperately Seeking Suzy Creamcheese
[UK] BZZZZZT! on the Ice Age Porter one. This seems to be running out of steam a tad.
[IS,P!] Sorry, guv! Anthrax Whirl of a Thousand Days?
I agree - but what fun it was... do we dare try the "Naughty Words Film club"?
Hidden text(e.g. The Joy Fuck Club)
or am I just too juvenile?
Just going to jump in quickly with Kim Kong...
Raiders of the Lost Raak...
...and Herr Bratsche Me If You Can.
Goldflerdle
Singin' in the Raak
Glengarry Glen Raak
Last Kinrah Scotland
They Kim and Ate Us following on from my earlier They Came and LotUS.
A Fistflerdle Dollars. Flerdle Few Dollars More
Catch Me If You Kinrah [IS,P] You put my flerding to shame ;)
Sweeny Tuj: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Dr. Stormwraith or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Blob SW doesn't really fit in there, but I wanted to stick someone else in there anyway >.>
Si-tanic
Tuj Have and Have Not
ChalKey Largo
I think we can keep this going for a while with Si. You know, CaSino Royale. The PasSion of the Christ, MisSion ImposSible...
Not to mention The PoSidon Adventure
The Si Who Loved Me
Si Freedom
American Si
GoldenSi
MisSisSippi Burning
Reach for the Si
Sinbad and the Si of the Tiger
Hang 'Em Si
Si, Robot
Si Left Foot
Si Was Monty's Double
Sicho
Bridge of Si's (with apology's for the apostrophe)
Si Another Day
The InSider
Have we committed suiSide?
Shall we try

The Humphrey Lyttelton Memorial Film Club

I Was Monty's Double Entendre
The Lyttleton Shop of Horrors
Forrest Humph
Sam Likes It Hot [nfras] A fine idea!
Mostly relevant, but I feel I have to revive this old gag: Tim Brooke-Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Sven the Wind Blows
Play With It Again, Sam
Jazz and Jazz 2 just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
Not a movie but Oh Lyttelton of Bethlehem
Body Double-entendre
There's Smut About Mary
Three Bad Pennies in the Fountain
OK this ran out of steam faster than I thought. Anyone like to suggest a new club?
Artists, Painters, Cartoonists and Sculptors' Film Club
The Man who Drew Too Much
Hunt for Red Ochre
The Big Easel
Medium-Tooth 18lb Drawing Paper Moon
The Road to Manetdalay
Bring me a head of Alfredo Garcia
Still Life Is Beautiful
The Color of Manet
Open Watercolour
Damien Hirst Wives Club
Cézanne of Green Gables
The Last Tempera
Drawing Miss Daisy
Bring Me the Head of Diego Rivera
Carry On Constable
Nothing To Lose Lautrec
Sumi and Dupree
On Crimson Lake
From Brushes with Love
Venus de Milo & Stitch
O, Brother, Where Art Thou?
The Big Kandinsky
Easel Rider
Sisley Act
The Millais on the Floss
Sketch 22
Divine Secrets of the Goya Sisterhood
Out of the Pastel
Paint Misbehavin'
Oh What a Lovely Warhol
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Sculpt
The Prints of Egypt
Stretching the definition of 'sculptor' slightly - Acropolis Now
The Fresco Kid
Mustn't forget that famous surrealist musical Hello Dali
And Steve McQueen's classic, Pallitt
The Landscape The Time Forgot?
The Colour of Monet. Or is it Manet? I can never remember.
Cerulean Blue Velvet
Pallet Joey
Oops, I just saw irach's "colour of manet". It wasn't deliberate.
Hollywood or Bust
Mad Max Ernst- The Rodin Warrior
Bulletproof Munch
A Rivera Runs Through It
Lady In The Watercolour
Monsters, Ink.
A View To Acrylic
The Still Life of David Gale
Action Jackson Pollock
Michaelangelo Clayton
Good old Mona Lisa - not a pun, but I had to get it off my chest.
HB Goes Bananas
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Grisaille Skull
The Best Little Bauhaus in Texas
The Haywain's World
The Greatest Lowry Ever Sold
Toulouse Lautrek - The Motion Picture
Cast Times at Ridgemont High
Hollywood or Bust
Rodin Trip
Nude, Where's My Car?
Baroque Around the Clock
Gr-aph-ic Park
Mr. Belvedere Goes to Collage
Gentlemen Prefer Bronze
The Day of the Chagall
Warhol Games
Meet Me and Paint Louis
Live and Let Dye
From Brusher, with Love
Paint Killer Jane
Madder on the Orient Express
Pallet Joey
A Geordie remake - Magritte Fat Greek Wedding
A Guide to Recognising your Paints
Burnt Umber Milkwood
The Sponge Bob Square Paints Movie -a Cubist painter, he
One for the Aussies out there - Kill Bill Henson
What's Eating Gilbert & George Grape?
Damien Hirst: Omen 2
The Importance of Being Ernst
Munch-struck
Message in a Botticelli
Wait Until Brach
Mission: Impasto
Pastel Cid
Cain and Sable
Easel Rider
Turner Prize and Hooch
The Lady Varnishes
Dali 'M' for Murder
The Road to Del Prado
Orosco on the Hudson
The Doodler on the Roof
Clash of the Titians [Supplices] Excellent stuff, esp. "Dali". Are you new? Welcome, if you are. With quality like that, you can afford to be <b>bold</b>
Rembrandt the Titans
Bring Me the Head of Diego Rivera
Paint your Fragonard [Kim] Thank you :) I wandered here from Orange and couldn't resist.
CarrHieronymus the KhyBosch. A bit strained, that one.
The Miró Crack'd
For a Few Henrys Moore
The Life of Brian Sewell
The Ink-redible Hulk
Lorenzo's Oils... de Medici, that is
The Wizard Of Op
Five Weeks in Le Salon
Whistler Down The Wind [Supplices] Welcome anyway, but I'm afraid you've blotted your copybook. I did "Diego Rivera" further up the list.
The Van Gogh-Between [Kim} Trying to scrub copybook. Thought I'd read the whole game - sorry!
Quo Matisse
Magritte The Parents [Supplices] No apology necessary. Some strings get so long that it is an effort to read them through.
School of Rococo
Cezanne of Green Gables
The Rothko of God
[Supplices] Not to mention The Grapes of Rothco and Star Trek II: The Rothco of Khan.
For A Few Dollars Moore
Bride of Epstein
The Seven Samurai, directed by Akira Chiaraoscuro
Picasso na Hot Tin Roof [Kim] re: Henry Moore/Sergio Leone - see Friday
A Fistful Of Dürers
The Hol bein Yards
Hard Kandinsky [I Say, Porter!]The Hol bein Yards made me laugh out loud.
Rockwell: The U.F.O. Cover-Up
Ma Vie en Rosa Bonheur
No Country for Old Masters
A Man Calder Horse
Rijn Man
Kahlo Grave
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Chagalled Me
SuperMan Ray
Where Easels Dare
Lady and Duchamp
Vermeer Hunter
Four Weddings and a Few Murals
Road to PerTitian
Hergé's adventures of Tintoretto. (Not a film as such, but, hey.)
Faster, Poussin, Kill, Kill!
Die Another Dégas
Caravaggio Up The Khyber
Dada Daycare
How Toulouse A Guy in 10 Days
Rear Winslow
A Fistful of Dalis
For a Few Dalis More
True Magritte
Bring Me The Portrait of Dorian Grey
Cartoonists also? then:
Mr Holland's "Opus"
The Third "Milo"
"Dallas" Man on Earth
"Portnoy's" Complaint
"Bill the Cat" on a Hot Tin Roof
The Bloom's probably off this one by now. Sorry. Couldn't think of how to do Binkley, Cutter John or Hodge-Podge.
The Lost Language of Cranach
Thorougly Modern Wassily
The Name of the Rosetti
The Turner of the Screw
Miró on 34th Street
The Plinth of Tides
Blame it on Rie
Vertical Klimt
Gentileschi Prefer Blondes
Blake Placid
Born In A Bruegel
Au Renoir les enfants
Return of the Pink Painter
(Contemporary TV Alert) The Leongroad da Vinci
On the Watercolour Front
Hello Dali
Millais Rouge
The Grapes of Rothko
Le Nouveau Mondrian
[Sierra Mike] you forgot "Lola Granola" the Cuckoo's Nest, but I fear it really should be the cartoonist rather than individual characters, otherwise we'll be spending aeons on Sergeant "Peppermint Patty"'s Lonely Hearts Club Band, "Marcie" Attacks!, The Thin Red "Linus" and the like. "Calvin" A Hot Tin Roof, anyone?
[I Say, Porter] Then we should ban the artist's equipment too. No more palettes, easels, brushes, paints and so forth. I took my lead from the prior moves in the game.
[SM] Bollocks to that. Every Which Way But "Professor Calcu"Loose
The "Snowy" Queen
[I Say, Porter] No need to be rude. I'll stop making moves until the subject changes. Will that suffice?
Titian's Twelve
La Collage aux Folles
Nothing Toulouse
To Seurat With Love
My Dinet with André
Four Weddings Andy Warhol
[SM] I simply conceded your point about allowing characters-in-cartoons (hence my two Tintin-related posts). Keep it up!
Saturday Night And Wattersonday Morning And what a Sunday morning it was...!
Grosse Pointillism Blank
Full Metal Jacquet
Time for a change?
I think so...
How about Opera-goers Film Club?
Aria Window? That sort of thing?
Dead Carmen
Wagner's Ring of Bright Water
Porky's and Bess
Lord of the Ring des Nibelungen
The Aida House Rules
Bye Bye Verdi
Debbie Does Callas
The Madame Butterfly Effect
Speed 2: Caruso Contralto
Treble Without a Cause
Con Aria
The Tenor Commandments
Wagner the Dog
Out of L'Africaine
Beverly Sills Cop
The Pirates of Penzance: At The World's End
Turandot of Duty
Midnight in the Covent Garden of Good and Evil
la Scala Purple
The Battle of Britten
Glengary Glen Rossini
Die Fledermaus Rules
Speed 2: Caruso Control
[nfras] Whoops - sorry, didn't spot it.
The Merry Widowmaker
The Pearl Fisher King
Seven Bartered Brides for Seven Brothers
Fidelio on the Roof
Dude, Where's My Carmen?
The Golden Vanity Fair
Lake Placido
The Love For Three Colours: Orange
Otello, Dolly
Die Zauberflöte Hard
A few from the master, Gioachino Rossini e Point Blank
Jacob's Gazza Ladra
Don't Guillame Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
See No Evil, Hear No Evil Barbiere di Siviglia
Carmen In Black
Octopuccini
The Scarlatti Letter
Operetta 13
Brassed Orff
Rattle and Humperdinck
Pava Rotti Scoundrels
The Glyndebourne Identity
The Prince Igor and the Pauper
Call Me Madam Butterfly
What's Eating Gilbert & Sullivan
As proceedings seem to have stalled again, I'm going to suggest the next round to be Name-Droppers' Film Club - no idea if this is a runner or not, but let's see what happens!
Things to do in John Denver when you're dead
The Englishman who went up a Jimmy Hill and came down a mountain
Cliff Richard hanger
Freddie Star Wars
Mary Quantum of Solace
Indiana Jones and the Johnny Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
The camomile Lorne Greene
The Malcolm X Files
Paris Hilton, Texas... is that the idea?
[IS,P!] Indeed! Speed 2: Tom Cruise Control
Sean Connery of the Dead
Johnny Rotten Scoundrels
The Thomas Crown Af-Fred Astair(e)
Moby Dick van Dyke
The Dennis Taylor of Panama
Anne Diamond of a Thousand Days
The Trouble with Harry Connick, Jr.
Oliver North by Nortwest
Easy Winona Rider
When Harry H. Corbett Met Sally Jessie Raphael
The Blair Witch Project
Agnes Moorehead of God
Bob Dole and Ted Moult and Carol Channing and Alice Cooper
Sally Field of Dreams
The ML King and I
Reverend Sun Myung Moon-struck</>
How Mae West Was Won
Cheney Reaction
Bring Me The Ned Sherrin of Alfredo Garcia
Batman: Darcus Howe Knight
The Dear Holly Hunter
Jumpin' Jack Nicholson Flash
Romancing Oliver Stone
Thomas Mann- Who Knew Too Much
Batman Begin
Jack Lord of War
A Ringo Starr is Born
Live and Let Di
Citizen Caine
Tamara Beckwith Never Dies
Ishtara Palmer-Tomkinson
Into the Wilde
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Dirty Danson
Favourites so far: "Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas" and "Moby Dick Van Dyke". Two films I'd pay to see!
The Admirable Michael Crichton
Jeff Bridges of Madison County
Sweet Home Barak Obama
The McCain Mutiny
Tim Brooke-Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Song of the Saud
Bjorn Free
Look Who's Hawking Now
Mary Shelley's Einstein
The Princess Michael of Kent Diaries
The Jade Goody, the Bad and the Ugly
The Full Field Marshal Monty
Bjork to the Future
The Unbearable Lightness of Bing Crosby
Peter Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
The Peter May Tricks
The Phantom of the Oprah
The Magnificent Severiano
A Man Called Morse
David Jason and the Argonauts
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down An Yves Montand
Bring Me the Head of Andy Garcia
Wagner the Dog
Donna Summer of '42
The Fabulous Tom Baker Boys
The Man Who Would Be Don King
Eric Bristow the Viking
Freddie Mercury Rising
Sunday Bloody Sunday Rose
The Shiloh Pitt and the Pendulum
Doris Day of the Jackal
The Diana Doors
Rita Tushingham, Sue Perkins, and Bob Holness Too
Seven McBrides for Seven Brothers
The Man Who Would Be Don King
Nightmare Ali
Amin Streets
Where Sehgals Dare
A Manilow fore All Seasons
Star Wars: Episode IV - A Bob Hope
[Phil] An actual LOL, and in the office too.
St Elmo's Fayed
Carry On Malcolm Sargeant
Carry On John Constable
Carry On Cleo Rocos
[nfras] :-)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Gayle
The Thin Red Imrie
Things To Do in John Denver When You're Dead
Play Misty May-Treanor for Me
A Streetcar Named Des'ree
Hitler Parade
The Wright Stuff
Fool's Golda
Dayan Young
Arthur Fiedler on the Roof
My Osama of Love
My Osama of Love
To Yasser, With Love
Mr Rabin's Holiday
The Lord Long and the Claire Short and the Tall
Run, Lola Ferrari, Run
White Comaneci
Driving Miss Daisy Fuentes
Gunfight at the O.J. Corral
Romijn Holiday
Drop Dead Fred West
Little Orphan Giuliani
Laetitia Casta-way
The Name of the Rosemarie Clooney
Freddie Mercury vs Jason
DeGaulle of the Wild
The Last Action Hirohito
JK Rowling Thunder
Frankie Fraser and Johnny
[irach] OJ Corral - very nice
Trudeau Lies
Meg Ryan's Express
Bring Me The Anthony Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Good Morning Vijay Singh
The Thatcher in the Rye
Star Wars I: Dennis the Menace
Bono on the Fourth of July
Gotari!
Crouching Tiger Woods, Haydn Dragon
The Joe Biden Adventure
Olivier!
Dances with Wolverhampton Wanderers
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Ponting
Warne Free
Turner and Gooch
The Prince and the Lauper
The Trouble with Debbie Haary
Monte Carlo Ponti
Loren of Arabia
Sarkozy and the Pussycats
[irach] Prince and the Lauper - v. good, gold star and a merit badge.
The African Queen Latifah
Rita Hayworth, Sue Lawley and Bob Wilson, Too.
The Magnificent Sven Goran Ericksson
Educating Rita Hayworth
The Maos that Roared
Valli of the Dolls
The Miracle of Goebbels
The Veronica Lake House
Hambernard Hill
Cleeses of Nazareth
What's Eating Gilbert & George Grape?
Tinker, Liz Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Glenn Close Encounters of the Third Kind
L'Austin Healey Space
Moonrayparker
You Only Liv Tyler Twice (once would do me, thanks....coat please)
Uma Thurman With The Golden Gun
Fun In Acabilco
Aerosmith Goes to Washington
Beyond the Palin
The Quayle Face
Parton Shots
The Dawn French Lieutenant's Woman
Lenny Henry V
The Madness of King George Formby
Hughie Green was My Valley - or the Paula Yates Version: Hughie Green was My Daddy
Diamonds are for Evita
Ryan O'Neal's Daughter
Rosemary Clooney's Baby
The Dukakis of Hazzard
Ill Met By Keith Moonlight
Mr. Magorium's Stevie Wonder Emporium
Smokey Robinson and the Bandit
Get Richie or Die Tryin'
Glengarry Glenn Diana Ross
Wogan's Run
Three Coins In The Dame Margot Fonteyn
For Whom the Bob Doles
David Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Butch Cassidy and the Charles Dance Kid
Bush's Daddy and his Unbalanced Kid
For Whom LaBelle Tolls
The Battle of Britney
Dirty Carrey
Jagger Vance
Bagger Palance
Bring Me The Head Of Alfred Molina
Debbie Harry Does Dallas
Stop The World, I Want To Get Carl Orff
The Greatest Story Eva Longoria Told
A Fish Called Stevie Wanda
No Country for Goldman
Molina Rouge
T.H. White and the Seven Dwarfs
Bruce Lee Ping Beauty
The Seventh Seinfeld
Seven McBrides for Seven Brothers
Look Who's Talking Tutu
Chirac of the 50' Woman
Gorky Parkinson
The Blue Lampard
Robin Hood, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince of Thieves
Theo Walcott
A Knightley's tale
The Inman
The Wizard of Ozzy Osborne
Rattle and Trump
The Kentucky Freud Movie
The Stallone Ranger
The Cars That Ate Mica Paris
The Fall of the Roman Polanski Empire
Paper Ban Ki-Moon
In the Stiller of the Night
Mean Streeps
Hawn Free
The Cat and the Connery
Dude, Where's my Kahlo
The Thin Red Federline
Get Cartier
Carry On Up The Cuba (Gooding Jr)
Bryan Ferry Cross The Mersey
The Italian Job
A Perfect Gale Storm
Lulu!
The Queen I mean, well, it was just sitting there
Mad Max Geldray
The Life of Brian Trubshaw
Hello D'Olly
Rev. Moon and Sixpence
Rod Stewart Little
Crouching steiger, Hidden Dragon
John Wayne's World
Riddle of the Julian Sands
MC Hammer House of Horror
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge AeroSmith
Jailhouse Rock Hudson or alternatively Rock Hudson Hawk
House of Ax Emanuel, that is...
Run, Lolo Ferrari, Run! Perhaps that's what finished her off... imagine the black eyes...
Run Silent Run Depp
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Imran Khan
Star Trek V: Where No Iman Has Gone Before
and of course Star Trek III: The Search for Dr Spock
Not to mention Star Trek IV: The Voyage (Alec Douglas-) Home
The Darling Buds of Mayall was on the other night too
Viva Zappa!
BraveHurt
A Hard Daniel Day Lewis's M Night Shyamalan ooer...
Good Willis Hunting
On Golden Sondheim
True Britt (Ekland)
Montalbán. Oh, Or Bust!
20000 Tiegs under the Sea
Flash Gordon Liddy
The T Hird Man
and the sequel Thora! Thora! Thora!
Billy Ocean's Eleven (Twelve and Thirteen).
Bridge to TerryWogan
The Eagle Has Orlando'ed
Live and Let Princess Di
From Russia With Courtney Love
Dr E.No
Tomorrow Never Di's
Casino Roy Jenkins
Glengarry Glenn Close
The Man Who Would be BB King
Tori Tori Tori Amos!
The Adam Ant Bully
Rob Roy Orbison
Cool Hand Luke Perry
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kiod Rock
Glenn Campbell Glenn Miller
M Night Shyamalan to Remember
Travolta With My Aunt
Cat Deeley on a Hot Tin Roof
The Fearne Cotton Club
The Bruce Forsyth Saga
Tango and Pat Cash
Move Over, Alistair Darling
Married to the Moby
The James Hunt for Red October
The Sun Also Raisa
Minh Streets
The Incredible Hulk Hogan
Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman, Howe Green Was My Valley
Edward E. Morrow Never Dies
Updike Scope!
Run Silent, Run Deepak Chopra
Bring Me The Head of Doctor Chandra Wickramasingh
The Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?
Carry On Cubby Broccoli
Run Lollobrigida, Run
Anka's Away
[irach] Clever, those.
A Clear And Present Dangermouse
or, if we don't like dropping the name of drawn characters:
A Clear And Present Dangerfield
In The Heat Of The (M) Night (Shyalaman)
The Man from GarfU.N.K.E.L.
The Full Ponti
rab Race
Al-Fayed at the OK Corral
Wild,Wild Mae West
OK, this seems to have run its race. Let's keep with the times and have the

Film Club for the Recession

One Coin in the Fountain
The Color of Money
From Here to Insolvency
The Account in Monte Cristo
Look, ex-Stock traders round blazing Barrels
One flew from the top floor of Canary Wharf
Duck Soup-Kitchen
The Downward Spiral Staircase
The Man Who'd Owe Too Much
Lend it Like Bank-M
Lost All in Yonkers
Tengo No Cash
For A Few Dollars Less
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down Unemployed
Nothing Hill
Go For Broke
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Can You Spare a Dime?
The Song of Bernadebt
Hunt for Red Ink October
The Man Who Broke the Bank at Wall Street
Seven Brides for Lehman Brothers
The Thin Bottom Line
Annie Get Your P45
Bring Me The Hedge Fund of Alfredo Garcia
Buster
Forest Slump
Raging Bull Market
Investigation of a Central Bank Above Suspicion
The Bonfire of the Sub-Prime Mortgages
Until The End Of The World Slump
Pawn on the Fourth of July
Cents and Insensibility
The Shawshank Repossession
Back to the Futures
A Fistempty of Dollars
Foreclosure Encounters of the Third Kind
Monte Carlo and Bust!
Home Loan 2: Lost in New York
Crash
Half a Tuppence
Blues Lehman Brothers
Flash Gordon Brown
Fatal Acquisition
Star Trek III- The Search for Stock
My Loss is Slaughter
Any Which Way But Lose
Finding Euro
Little Stock of Horrors
Saving Private Equity
Bailoutland
The Good, The Bad, And The Junk Bonds
Stig of the Pump-and-Dump
B.J. and the Bear Market
White Knights
Bullish Durham
National Treasury Bond
How Greenspan Was My Valley
Over The Hedgefund
Wild Wild Invest
Harry Potter and the Sell Order of the Phoenix
On Golden Parachute
Butterfield 8 Points Down At The Final Bell
The Naked Short Seller And The Dead
All Quiet on the T-Bill Front
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Skint
Move Over, Darling (sic)
Tango
Brokebank Mountain
Borassic Park
Die Hard-up
Desperately Seeking a Job
Faster, Pussycat, Sell, Sell!
On Yer Bike, Lola, On Yer Bike
Monte Carlo and Bust
Broke Banks Mounting
[Softers] 1. Done by phil on Monday. 2. Done by me yesterday.
** books appointment with optician **
O Broker! Where Art Thou?
North by Natwest
It has been seven days since anyone posted a move. In view of the culmination of the seemingly endless American Presidential Election Process I'd like to suggest:

Politician's Theatre

Palin Rider
Obama, Where Art Thou?
The McCain Mutiny
Biden the Bullet
For a Fistful of Votes
The Dam Filibusters
Strangers on a Gravy Train
Last Days of The Condoleeza
[nfras] The sequel to Three Days of the Condoleeza
Primary Colors
Thatcher in the Rye
Golda-Finger
Batman Begin
Dayan Young
To Nasser With Love
The Blair Witch Project
Run For President, Lola, Run For President
Kerry Movie
Yankee Doodle Gandhi
The Mandelson Who Would Be King
Blair of the White Worm
Putin On The Ritz
Victory Atlee
A Stalin is Born
Amin Streets
Hitler Parade
Form Whom The Division Bell Tolls
Form/for
North By North-Westminster
School of Barack
Barack to the Future. Obvious, I suppose.
The Man Who Would Be Martin Luther King
A Vote To Remember
The Mighty Lame Ducks
Nkrumah vs Nkrumah
The Mugabwe We Were
Guess Who's Coming to Jinnah
Gotari!
Das Vote
Dumb and Duma
Bruce Willis in Die Bold
for PaulWay - Howard the Duck
Tom Cruise in Jerry Mander
Kennedy Row
A Mao-Tse's Tale
Hocus Caucus
Kill the Bill
Gerrmandering McGuire
Action Jesse Jackson
The Party
King Cong.
Clinton a Hot Tin Roof. I loved Yankee Doodle Gandhi.
Picnic at Hanging Chad
Love Tory
Quaylerider
For Al Few Dollars Gore
Jason Malcolm X
Mbeki and the Bandit
Like Botha for Chocolate
Support Your Local Sharif
Breakfast on Bhutto
The Thin Red State Line
Picnic at Hanging Chad
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Knesset
Time for another?

Santa's Film Club

Independence Sleigh
Clear and Present Danger
The Hunt For Red Tinsel
Bow Finger
Santa on A Hot Tin Roof
Reign Man
North Pole by Northwest
Nick of Time
For a Sackful of Presents
Different twist on SM's second offering: The Hunt For Red-Nosed Reindeer
Bring Me The Sled Of Alfredo Garcia
Santa's List
Father Christmas of the Bride
A Good-Night to Remember
Ring of Bright Fairy Lights
Elf Raiser
Frosty/Nixon
Die Card
Tinsel Men
Investigation of a Man in a Furry Red Suit Above Suspicion
Hawk the Sleigher
James and the Queen's Speach
Me, My Elf and Irene
The Naughty, the Nice and the Ugly.
There's No Business like Snow Business
The Stocking Moon
Tree Men and a Baby
The Mince Pie Who Loved Me
Dude - Where's My Card?
The Man Who Would Be King Wenceslas
Cards
The Xmas Men
The Xmas Files
Citizen Candy Cane
Snow Hiding Place
The Spy Who Came In From The Coal
One Flue Over The Cukoo's Nest
Bill and Ted's Excellent Advent-ure
Naughty or Nice Station Zebra
Rebel Without a Claus
A Hard Sleigh's Night
All too easy Final Fantasy: Advent Children
Ho-Ho-Hope Floats
The Sleigh The Earth Stood Still
The Sleigh of the Triffids
Dawn of the Sled
The Decorating of Pelham 1:23
Mad Max: Beyond Boxing Day
Bring Me The Head of Elf Raydo Garcia
Schindler's Christmas List
Ocean's Twelve Days of Christmas
Lapland Before Time
Sleighding Doors
The Silent Night of the Lambs
Bob and Carols and Ted and Alice
Claus
In the Heat of the Night Before Christmas
Twelve Angry Snowmen
All About Xmas Eve
Roamin' Holiday
A Clear and Presents Danger
Twelve Days of the Condor's Christmas
Fat Man and Little Boy
A Passage to Reindeer
Sootsy
A Man for Holly Seasons
Toy
Chocolat Coins
Holly Man
Balloon Over Parador
I Am A Fugitive From A Paper Chain Gang
Eight Mile - It has a lot of wrapping going on
The Nightmare before Christmas
The Lord of the Five Gold Rings
OK, time to change this. Shall we have

The OH&S Film Club

Fire-Driller Killer
The Private Eye Protection
Those Magnificent Ground Staff Working To Ensure That Those Magnificent Men's Flying Machines Meet All Statutory Safety Requirements
Steel-toed Magnolias
Solvent Green
Eye-Wash Station Zebra
The Cat In The Hard Hat
The Decibels of St. Mary's
the Seven-Percent Pollution
Acceptably Risky Business
Some Like It Lukewarm
High-Vis Anxiety
Mercury Rising
Thoroughly Modern Millicurie
Tango and COSHH
A Clear And Prevented Danger
The Wizard of OHS
Bring Me The Headroom Of Alfredo Garcia
Grilled Ripe Tomatoes
Blind Sell-By Date
The Safety-Glass Menagerie
The Dukes of Hazard
One Effluent Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Comply With Me
Crouching Geiger, Hidden Argon
The Dukes of Hazzardous Waste
Wild Wild Waste
Fire Escape from New York
The British Kite Mark Runner
Slags of Our Fathers
Coal Miners' Slaughter
Ask the Dust
Emission Impossible
Lady Windemere's Toe-Tectors
Sillicosister Act
Captain Corelli's Little Collapsible Reflective Triangle
The Cook, His Wife, Her Lover and That Bloke From The Roadworks On King Street What Holds The Stop/Go Lollipop.
Crossing Guard Over
Tom Cruise in Incident Report
The Great Backstrain Robbery
Donny DarCOSHH
Sawdust Memories
Two Mule-Handling Courses for Sister Sarah
Stand No More Than 3 Feet But Not Less Than 2 Foot Six From Me
Inadequately Lit Zone
From Russia With Certification
Dr. No Entry Without Proper Anti-Radiation Gear
The Paper Work
One Of Our Fire Extinguishers Is Missing
The Hunt For Red Winking Lights
The Gas Mask of Zorro
The Sand Buckets of Iwo Jima
Who Fumed Roger Rabbit
RIDDOR of the Sands
First Aid Kit Among Equals
Avoid Serious Injury By Taking Sensible Precautions Hard
The Appropriately Reduced Speed and the Furious
Safe Liasons
A Safety Officer and a Gentleman
The Properly Earthed Electric Cowboy
Stand Clear! Sliding Doors! Heh, Safe Liasons still has me laughing
Min Headroom and yes it was suggested by Uncle Korky's news.
Cautional Treasure: Accident Book of Secrets
Lock, Stock and No Smoking Near Barrels
Hard Hat
As this seems to have stalled, I'll try to move it along a little...
UK GAZETEER FILM CLUB
Missing in Acton
Sleepless in Settle
Dude, Where's Cardiff?
East of Eton
Wales Rider
Slumdog Million Ayr
Essex and the City
Bring Me to Maidenhead Alfredo Garcia
Born on the Firth of Forth of July
The Court Chester
Burn After Reading
Jersey Boys
The Glasgow Menagerie - [Raak] v. good
Truro Lies
Peterheadroom
Every Which Way but Looe
The Daventry Code
Gangs of York
Rain Manchester
And seeing as I'm a geordie, The Land Before Tyne
The Tin Durham
Sisterhood of the Travelling Hants.
The Bellingham Brief
Let's not forget that Harrison Ford classic, Widnes
The Taming of the Shrewsbury
Little Shrops. of Horror
Pennies from Devon
Sheffield of Dreams
My Felling Americans
Croy Story
The Norwich Man's Wife
The Inc-Redditch-bles
White Notley Can't Jump
High Easter Parade
Harold Wood and Kumar Get The Munchies
To Surrey With Love
A Rhonnda World in Eighty Days
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Bristol Skull
Vanilla Skye
How To Lewis a Man in 10 Days
10 Thing I Hate About Crewe
Gateshead Revisited
Woking Girl
Fast Thames at Ridgemont High
The Curious case of Benjamin's Sutton
Places in the Hart.
Warley
Howe Green is my valley
[nfras] Gateshead - v.good!
Beverley Hills Cop
Chorley and the Chocolate Factory
Peterborough's Friends
Scarborough-face
From Usk Till Dawn
A Midsummernight's Durham
Tower Hamlet(s)
Luton's Labours Lost
McBethnal Green
Top Hatfield
Tottenham Recall
[Second thoughts] Liff's Labours Lost
The Land's End That Time Forgot
Bonnie and Strathclyde
Bonnie and Clwyd
Severn Brides for Seven Brothers
Free Scilly
A Connecticut Yankee in Earl's Court
Tyne Bandits
All Quiet on the Weston Front
Ware Eagles Dare
The Bridge on the River Wye
The Catford in the Hatfield
I'm Surrey I Havant a Clewer
Heaven's Yate
Star Trek: The Bath of Khan
Catcher in Rye
Woburn after Reading
On Llangollen Pond
The Seven Year Norwich
The Last Temptation of Christchurch
Fife is Beautiful
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch * But Were Afraid To Ask
Corby Goes Bananas
Broadcast Lewes
Never a Hull Moment
The Tyndrum
Shallow Gravesend
Our Man in Havant
A Town Like Alyth
Aberystwythnail and I
Woking and I
Super-Mare Returns
The Man Who Would Be King's Lynn
Wight Fang
Osterley / Brixton
Wuthering Hythe
The Thin Red Lyme
Beccles Flies Again
The Big Boston
Lord of the Rings: The Alton Towers
The Bedford Incident
Children of the Cornwall
The Sea Pauling Shall Not Have Them
Dances With Wolverhampton
The Tenby Commandments
Cheviots of Fire
Oh What A Lovely Warley
Richard the Thirsk
Henley V
MacBath
Much Wenlock About Nothing
The Curious Case of Penge, Lymm and Bolton
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Water?
North By North Westminster
The Ipswich File
Lock, Stock and Two Woking Barrels
Dumfries and Dumber
Horsham Around
El Sidcup
Broken 'Arrow and Wealdstone
The Great Grimsby
The Cheshunt For Redcar October
The Witches Of Eastbourne
Never on Dundee
Dee Movie
Belfast and Furious
The Enniskillen Fields
The Sword in the Stonehenge
The Taking of Balham 123
Die Arden
Gone With the Gwent
What Dreams May Cwm
These Glamorgan Girls
Kiss Kiss Bangor Bangor
The Bala of Ricky Bobby
Kind Herts and Coronets
Ironbridge on the River Kwai (Shurely shome mishtake. It's on The Magnificent Severn. Ed)
Das Bootle
The Taming of the Shrewsbury
The Bournemouth Identity
Lost in Speke
Dumb and Dumbarton
Nil By Portsmouth
The Dam Bicesters
Harlow Dolly
Casino Rhyl
The Llandeilo That Time Forgot
Dirty Barry
A Knighton Casablanca
Foula's Gold
Se7ern
Con Ayr
Bronwydd the Wind
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Blandford Forum
Dial M for Merthyr oblig.
Haverfordwest Was Won
Far From the Maidenhead Crowd
Severn Brides for Severn Brothers
Essex and the City
The Goldaming Compass
Frome Here to Eternity
The Wizard of Oswestry
Crocodile Dunfermaline
Dances With Wolverhampton
Iver the Terrible
The Magnificent Severn
Morecambe: A Suitable Case for Treatment
Mayfair Lady
Pretty Woburn
Malcolm Exe
Turk Hill a Mockingbird
Lady in Reading
Crock Argyle Dundee
Paint Your Wigan
Card of the Light Brigade
The Curious Case of Benjamin Burton
Guess Who's Coming to Pinner?
Card of the Light Brigade = Chard of the Light Brigade :o(
War of the Wolds
Hello Dollis Hill
Ely Rider
Marsden Attacks!
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Palace
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Siloth
Midnight Cowplain
Sunbury Bloody Sunbury
Sevenoaks for Seven Brothers
Of Mae Sand Men - Mae Sand is a beach on Orkney
Children of the Cornwall
Trent
Solent Green
How To Deal
No Mersea
The Braintrees of Thika
Rayne Man
All Quiet on the Weston Front
The English Paignton
Lawrence of Belgravia
Rebel Without a Corston
Twelve St Just Men
The Postman Always Trings Twice
Look Who's Torquay
Ingham High
The Ravenscar
Somerset Holiday Una Stubbs!
Monte Carlo or Bude
One Flew Dover the Cuckoo's Nest
The Wind that Shakes the Barnsley
Plan Nine from Outer Speyside
The Wycombe Man
The Man in the Wight Suit
Dante's Peak District
Bude, Where's My Car?
Broken Barrow
How the Westward Ho! Was Won
The Sunderland That Time Forgot
Sliding Dornoch
Shakespeare in Hove
Look Ouse Talking Too
Star Warsall
A Hard Days Knightsbridge
Billericay and Teddington's Excellent Adventure
Cromer versus Cramer
The Dead Blackpool
The Pit and The Pendu-Lyme
Silent Runnymede
Everything Your Wanted To Know About Sexsmith But Were Afraid To Ask
Tring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Carlisle of the Dead
She Wore a Yellow Ripon
Larne Day's Journey into Wight
Every Home Should Hove One
Marlow and Me
Oh What A Clovelly War
The Hustler, (with Karl Malden)
Ongar Golden Pond
The City on the Edgebaston of Forever
Hamburger Hull
Stamford Bridge to Terabithia
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stonely
Star Trek III: The Search for Speke
Reddich Dawn
Alnwick in the UK (music video's count, right?)
Rock Fawlies
Amersham Pie
The Pinkney (Wilts) Panther
The Prisoner of Zennor
The Skegness of King George
My Beautiful Launceston
Enemy At The Gateshead
St Ives of the Potato Men
Dungeness and Dragons
The Cable Wye
It Cambridge From Outer Space
This Island Perth
Hullboy
New Forest Gump
Wyken Ned Devine
Is Corris Burning?
Six Days and Severn Nights
Look Who's Dorking
Poole Harbor
Catfordwoman
Holme Alone
Rebel Without a Corston
Essex, Lewes and Videotape
The First Great Train Rubery
The Hand that Rocks the Cradley
Darn it, "The Dead Poole" would have been so much better than "The Dead Blackpool". Well done Software.
Warley Games
Kill Rhyll
The Lion, Norwich and the Wardrobe
Oban Cowboy
My Darlington Clementine
Luton on the Ritz
Mutiny on the County
Andover Her Dead Body
Crewe
Midhurst Cowboy
Gateshead Revisited
The Court Chester
When the Windscale Blows
Truth or Aberdare
Tywyn Miss Daisy
Earth Girls Are Ely
Llanfair Lady
The Tenby Commandments
Llangadog Day Afternoon
A Fish called Rhondda
The Great Rock'n'Roll Swindon
A Chard Day's Night
Arundel The World In 80 Days
When Harrogate Sally
XxWrexham
O Bognor, Where Art Thou?
Betws-y-Coed in Alex
Like Waterford for Chocolate
Shattered Glasgow
Come Back to the Five and Ten, Aberdeen, Aberdeen
[irach] Where do you get these films? What is the Aberdeen one?
Grumpy Mold Men
Perth of a Nation [IS,P] It's the 1982 movie with Cher, "Come Back to the Five and Ten, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean". Look it up.
Taunton Hears a Who"
Dungeness and Dragons
Potton
The Potton Club
Bourne Free
The Taking Of Eltham 123
Star Trek II: The Wath Of Khan
Doncaster Crazy
The Hand that rocks the Crayke/b>
Dartmo' Better Blues
The Theydon Bois From Brazil
The Ghost and the Loch Ness
Wait Until Sark
A Splott In The Dark
East Ham Of Eden
The Poplar Express
The Corley
High Dunoon
The Man Who Would Be Kings Lynn
My Fareham Lady
Baddow of a Doubt
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch man, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!. The story of The Harlech Globetrotters.
Happy Fleet
Dirty Rowton Scoundrels
Last Exeter for Brooklyn
Old Yell
Prince of Durness
View to a Killin
Smart Peebles
The Somerset of '42
A Redcar Named Desire
Dursley Dancing
[irach] No wonder I couldn't find it in imdb, it's "Come back to the five and DIME...." I was searching for "five and ten".
Blood Thirsk [IS,P] Sorry, old chap...
Grimsby Reaper
Teesside Story
The Great Morpeth Caper
Like Bridgewater for Chocolate
The Yeovil in Mrs. Jones
The Cwmbach Kid
The Belvoir Ending Story
Goodbye Mr Chippenham
Haverford West, Reanimator
Robin Hood - with Douglas Fairbanks.
A Manchester For All Seasons
Tewksbury Mules For Sister Sarah
The Egham Sanction
Eel Pie Island, je t'aime
Far From the Reading Crowd
Dorcester Act
Slap Shotton
Ring of Bright Bourton-on-the-Water
Is Uxbridge Burning?
Last Tango in Padstow
Belfast and Furious
Coleraine Man
Dungannon Ball Run
Lurgan Cowboy
The Blackpool Rock I know that that isn't technically a place, but the rock is linked inextricably to the town so ...
Wonderful Fife. Una Stubbs!
The Isle of Dogs of War
The Englishman who went up Biggin Hill and came down Mountain Ash
Red Dornoch
The Hunt for Red Octobermory
The Green Mull
Dee Movie
Devon Can Wait
Hullraiser
Out of Affric
Raiders of the Lost Arkaig
Jailhouse Loch
The Adventures of Barra McKenzie
Yate Until Dark
The Seven Year Redditch
Staines By Me
The Boat Of Garten That Rocked
Menai in Black
Narberth of a Nation
The Empire Strikes Bath
The Bourne Mouth
I'm Isle of Wight, Jack
Ouse Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Raw Deal
Riddle of the Sandwich
The Dead Poole
Kent
Thoroughly Todmorden Millie
Hudson Hawkhurst
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club, Banff
Durham and Durhamer
The Forth Protocol
Dumb and Dunbar
OK, we seem to have run out of steam a little. Shall we announce the schedule for the

Star Trek Film Club

Big Tribble in Little China
Borg Free
Spock Around the Clock
The Hunt For Red Spocktober
Enterprise the Dragon
Dancing with Worf
The Magnificent Seven of Nine
The Real McCoy
Warp of the Worlds
Death Takes A Holodeck
The Great Escape Pod
Sulu Dawn
Dammit Jim, I'm Dr. Jekyll, Not Mr. Hyde!
Scotty of the Antartic
Mr. Beam's Holiday
King Klingong
Blank Chekov
The Shat Hits the Fan
Beam Me Up! Tie Me Down!
Ephaserhead
Easy Riker
Carry On Nurse Chappell
Doc, Spock and Two Smoking Barrels
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Gorncia
Calamity Janeway
Uhura's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
From Crusher with Love
The Enterprise "C" Shall Not Have Them
Set Phasers To Kill A Mockingbird
Gorn With the Wind
Finding Nemoy
A Beautiful Mind-meld
About a Borg
Oh What A Lovely Warp Drive
Picard At Hanging Rock
They Were Expendable Crew Members
and the sequel They Died With Their Red Shirts On
The Gorns of Navarone
Plan DS9 From Outer Space
Aliens
Doc Soup
Romulan Holiday
The Borg Supremacy
Get Data
Fantastic Voyager
Scotty With Mussolini
Boyce Don't Cry
Romulan Holiday
It Came From Outer Subspace
Romulan Holiday, Romulan Holiday - so good they named it twice
Kirk Hearts and Coronets
Spocktopussy
The Maltese Vulcan
About McCoy
Worf of the Worlds
Data Movie
Chek - Off
The Nacell
The Transporter Can't believe I'm the first to spot that one
Tran Sporters too
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dream Chacotay
Bajors!
The Sisko Kid
Tango and Vash
Hellphaser
A Night in Cassiopeia
(irach) Hey! You've wandered into Battlestar Gallactica Theatre there! That has to be a line fault!:)

Two Men on a Shuttlecraft
(Sierra Mike)- In the "Terra Nova" episode, planet Terra Nova is also known as Eta Cassiopiea III.
Last Tango in Tom Paris
Kes
Warp 10 From Navarone
(irach) Yeah, right. :)

Ring of Bright Horta
The Man Who Would Be Klingon
Oh! What a Lovely Worff
High Noonien Soong
Until the End of the Franchise
Dirty Roddenberry Scoundrels
Where No Man Has Gorn Before
The Constant Shatner
The Sarek of the Mary Deare
Captain's Log Courageous
The Quark of Zorro
The Hunt for Red Matter
Twelve Angry Klingons
Yar and Away
A Tale of Two Cities on the Edge of Forever
The Galileo Se7en
Brief Encounter at Farpoint
The Taking of NCC-1701
Episode VI: Return of the Geordi
Gleaming The Borg Cube
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Dilithium Crystal Skull
(Deanna) Troy
Dude, Where's My Shuttlecraft?
A Hard Dax Night
Dude, Where's My Cardassian?
North West Final Frontier
'Bones' Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
(Kim) or "All Quiet on the Final Frontier".
My Sister's Keeper
Khan-Khan
The Meaning Of Life, Jim
Once Upon a Time in the Delta Quadrant
From Crusher With Love
Galaxy Blues
Breakfast at Quarks
Waltz With Dr Bashir
Mad Dax
Nosferengi
Live and Let Dilithium
Groundhog Data
Ilia Postino
[Irach] Now you're doing The Man From Uncle! :) Two can play at that game.

Beverley Hills Cop
[Sierra Mike] Ilia was the navigator in Star Trek- the Movie- n(not the TV series)- look it up
[irach] Knew that, kidding you. Sorry.

Good Wil Hunting.
Dorn of the Dead
Saavik Private Ryan
Bring Me The Head Of The Crystal Entity
Pulaski Blues
A Rand Day Out
Silva Streak
I was Montgomery Scott's Double
The Killing Shields
Andorian Gray
The Million Quatloo Note
Is Ten-Forward Burning? and if not, why not?

Since it's been over a week since the last entry, I suspect the Star Trek well has run dry. So, I'm going to go out on a limb and propose the Doctor Who Film Club
The Fabulous Tom Baker Boys
Look Who's Talking
The Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
The Cyberman Who Would Be King
Dalek for Murder
The Ood Couple
Quo Tardis
Roller Zarbi
A Night at the Menoptera
K-9: The Widowmaker
Whatever Happened to Sarah Jane?
La Vie Davros
I, Raston Warrior Robot
Doctor Who's Coming To Dinner
The Man Who Broke the Bannakaffalatta at Monte Carlo
The (Ice) Warriors
Grand Theft Auton
Hello Dalek
My Dalek Clementine
Tom Baker in Scarf-Face
Peter Panopticon
Kind Hartnells and Coronets
Pertwee's Big Adventure
Rani, Lola, Rani
Sil Met By Moonlight
The Name Of The Rose
Are We There Yeti?
[Sierra Mike] Bravo!
The Brigadier Hunter
Wheel in Space Jam
Of Mice And Cybermen
A Mandrel For All Seasons
Moroks From Outer Space
Bring Me The Hath of Alfredo Garcia!
In Bed With Donna
Ice Warrior Zebra
Time After Timelord
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nestene
The Life And Loves Of A Sea Devil
Ian and Doc and Susan and Barbera
Console Room With A View
Time Rotor Bandits
The Pursuit Of The Happiness Patrol
Sonic Screwdriving Miss Daisy
The Man With Two Brains Of Morbius
Face of Boe/Off
Carry On Sergeant Benton
My Sister's Keeper Of Traken
Sensorites and Sensibility
Mummy Mia
Move Over Dalek
Dude, Where's My TARDIS?
TARDIS Lost
Martha Jones and The Temple of Doom
For Whom The Cloister Bell Tolls
T' Mara Never Dies
Scarf Face
Looks like this one has also run out of steam, but I like the idea of Old Cult TV-Show Film Club so how about a round of :

The Prisoner Film Club

I'll start by offering Number Six Degrees of Separation
Our Unmutual Friend
I Know Why You Resigned Last Summer
No. 1 Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Magnificent Number Seven
Ocean's Number Eleven
Number 8 1/2
The Village of the Damned
Number Four Weddings and a Funeral
Dude, Where's My KAR120C?
The (Large) White Balloon
The McGoohan Show
Last Tango In Portmerion
Rover the Hedge
Mini Moke Overdrive
I am not a number, I am a Lawnmower Man
Das Booth
er...sorry... thought we were stll on "Dr. Who"....
10000 BC-ing You
Sands of Ynys Gifftan
Perhaps this isn't as fertile a subject as I had thought it would be. Time for another? Posed by someone with a sounder grasp of the game?
How about a round of the

Mornington Crescenters Film Club

The Treasure of the Sierra Mike
Dunx, Where's My Car?
The X-Phils
La Vie en Rosie
Carlito's Paul Way
Korky's
School of Raak
Tie Me Up, Tie Me Dan
I Robot, Porter!
The Grapes of Raak
Good Phil Hunting
I'm sure I remember this being done before, possibly on MCiOS... However, let's not spoil the fun: Look Who's Chalky
Bob the firehouse dog
Chalky Balboa
The Mighty Dunx
Being ImNotJohn Malkovich
[irach] or ImNotBeingJohn Malkovich.
The Desert Rabs
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. K.O.R.K.Y.
The Hand that Raaks the Cradle
A Tuj of Class
Blob Roy
Rab Roy
One Million Years BCdM
Phil Met By Moonlight
The Cruel CdM
La Stevie en Rose
Very nice site!
Ma vie est un nfras
Pepé le pwwpuieu. Very nice site!
Boogie, nights!
Andy Band Played On - [Kim] proper lol
Ballad of Reading JLE
Bigsmith goes to Washington
Puckoon With A View
Lord Blue Velvet [nfras] ta.
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Anthrax Whirl
Néa Dark
Rita, Sue and Blob Too
When the Wind Pablos
Wait Until Raak
Jailhouse Raak
Kim
Teenage Mutant Ninja Flerdle
Blue Crusher
The Island of Dr Qu+Xum
Dr Qu+Xumglove
Raiders of the Lost Raak
Ice Age Porter
City of Projoy
Bob the Dog Day Afternoon
The irachel Papers
Sponge Blob Square Pants
JLE House Rock
The Dirty Dujon
Guest Login Who's Coming To Dinner?
Something Wicked This Way Kims
Nfras Times at Ridgemont High
Pablo Hot, Blow Cold
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