Savlon Good Friday
Gripe Waterworld
Cotton Bud Lieutenant
Lord of Syringe
E.TCP.
Savlon Private Ryan
I Know What You Did Last Gossamer
For Whom The Det Tols
Panicorette Room
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Vicks (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Decongesting Harry
Maalox des Sources
Cyrano de Benzedrine
Elastoplast Tango in Paris
Thoroughly Imodium Millie
Doctor IllegibleScribble
Findind Enema
The Shawshank Prescription
The French Concoction
The Greatest Suppository Ever Sold
The Sound of Prozac
Merry Pill Poppings
The Spy Who Came In With A Cold
Tincture, Tailor, Soldier, Spy
Martha, meet Frank, Daniel & Lozenge
[UK] You don't half watch some obscure stuff.
[IS,P] I've got it on DVD - it's good fun! Saw it at the flicks when it came out, too.
Sleeping with the Enema
Enema at the Gates
Ritalin, Sudofed and Metabobylaxin, too.
The Englishman who Scoffed Up a Pill and Came Down a Mountain
Syringin' In The Rain
Jean Ni Corette
The Maltese Tampon
Live and Let Diuretic
The Lithium Daylights
Prince Valium
Scaradouche
Benylin Hur
[Irg] BZZZZT! Two days late with Benylin Hur.
The Sword In The Serotonin
Remains of the FDA
Dram Stoker's Dracula
Brewster's Triludan
Apothecarypse Now
The Wintergreen Mile
The Loneliness of the Long-Distance Runny Nose
Rash of the Titans
Quaalude, Where's My car?
The Omega-3 Man Time for a new one?
[UK] Fine by me.
In that case, sticking with the theme of moving down the high street for inspiration, we come to a run of eateries, so let's have a selection of films suitable for purveyors and clientele of Indian restaurants / Chinese takeaways / Chippies / Kebaberies, etc.
Tandoori Is The Night
There's Something About Curry
When Satay Comes
The Man Who Sued Cod
2001 A Spiced Oddity
Lets try that with bold tags. 2001 A Spiced Oddity
Egg Foo Yungblood
Pitta's Friends
In a change from the usual, Balti the Head of Alfredo Garcia. Mmmmmmm!
Special Fried Rice Station Zebra
Some Like It Hot
The Kheer Hunter
Drinks please!! Crouching Cider Hidden Flagon
Following irach, Grease
Pakora! Kora! Kora!
Pappadumbo
Valley of the Dhals
It's A Madras, Madras, Madras, Madras World
The Naan's Story
Mary Poppadoms
Dude, Where's My Korma?
Shooting Fishcakes
Egg Foo Yung Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar
Easy Raita
Little Lord Saveloy
Kung Po Hustle
Kebab and Spring Roll and Cod and Rice
[Raak] Blimey - hit all the targets in one go!
Little Chopstick Horrors [uk,raak] I can't work it out
Deep Fried Mars Bar Attacks
[IS,P] "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice", but it hits kebebs / Chinese / chippy / Indian all in one parody!
Clear and Present Doner
When Harry Met Ramsden [uk] Yes, I got the targets (nicely done Mr. Raak) but never heard of the film (and couldn't imdb part of it as all parts had been miraculously transformed).
Face//Kofta
Spring Roll & Port Wine
The Man Who Would Be King Prawn Vindaloo
Tajma Hal. OK it's a restaurant not a foodstuff, sorry.
The Goodfarter That's after the indian and the lager.
Actually on second thoughts, I stand by Taj Mahal in that it's a beer served in indian restaurants.
Deep Fried Throat
Chicken Malayer Cake
Pilau Talk
Little Chopstick of Horrors
The King Fisher back on the beers.
Tsingtao in the Rain
Sweet & Sour Home Alabama
Desperately Seeking Sushi
Son of Samosa
The Prime of Bha Jian Brodie
Straw Hot Dogs
(Miso) SoupSashi Me
Wan Tun Over The Cuckoo's Nest
Is using a sodding French keyboard hence the exclamation mark problem above.
Garlic Chilli Chicken Run (Quite a plausible aftermath, actually...)
Herbie Goes Banana Fritters
... notices he has been dominating this game somewhat and declines to make further posts for a bit. Shame the Lockisseum idea fell flat, eh, Korks?
Foo Yong Goodbye
The entire Curry On series
Lord of the Fries
[IS,P] Indeed - if you ever gain access to the said venue, do let me know. Have you tried messaging Dunx with regard to your registration problem?
Hamburger Hill, of course...
[UK] Yep.
Star Wars - The Return of the Jelly
[moroni] Jelly? did you check out which film club this is?
The Basmati Professor
Rosemary's Gobi
Cat Aloo
When Curry Met Thali
[irach] I particularly like Cat Aloo. Nice.
(inspired by moroni) Starter Wars
Lassi Come Home
Chutney Chutney Bang Bang
[irach] Rats! I was holding off on my Chippy Chippy Bang Bang
Pie 'n M.A.S.H.
Shish Gotta Have It
Dammit, now I have a deep longing for a bowl of mushy peas with a pork pie slap bang in the middle and lots of mint sauce dribbled over the top. And it's ten a.m. And I'm in bloody Belgium. I'll get my mate to post one over from Brighouse.
Monty Python's Life of Biryani
A Day in the Death of Pickled Egg
Water Chestnutsworld
If it's a particularly dodgy takeaway, you could always end up with a Mystic Pavement Pizza...
King Prawn Free Are we struggling already?
The Aloo Chat in the Hat [IS,P] Possibly...
Men In Black Bean Sauce [UK] Maybe not...
Beansprouts of Africa
The Madness of PeKing Duck
£6.50 A Head All-You-Can-Eat Buffet The Vampire Slayer
WasaBean
Kofta and Cigarettes by Jim Jarmushy Peas
The Beast With Five Fingerbowls
Broken Arrow-matic Crispy Duck
The Name of the Rose of India
Bring Me The Order That Alfredo Garcia Phoned In Half An Hour Ago
That's more like it. Meat and Potato P'A.I.
Battered Green Tomatoes A prequel...
The Italian Job
California Sweet
The Cider House Roux
[Software] Do they have a better class of takeaway in the Channel Islands? :-)
Dahl M For Murder
The Long Good Fried Rice
Still Jalfrezi
V for Vindaloo
Hoi Sin City
Tom Soya
Keema Largo
A Connecticut Yankee in King Pratha's Court
The Bok Choy Luck Club
Octo-sushi
Some Like it Hot [UK] you bet! :o)
For a Few Dollops More
Dial M for Free Delivery
One Of Our Cats Is Missing
The Postman Always Brings Rice
Stop! Or My Mom Will Bamboo Shoot!
Annie, Get Your Moo Goo Gai Pan
Get Roti
Chicken and Sweetcorn Souperman
Fancy a Russian? Bortsch Kasha and the Sunflower Seeds
Kevin and Peri-Peri Chicken Go Large
City of Soy
Uncommon Gyros
Slices of The Lamb
Shishkeb Abt
Phyllo-delphia
Educating Raita
The Magnificent Seven, Forty-Three, Twenty-Six, and an Egg Fried Rice
The Devil Says Paratha
300 Special Chop Suey.
Tikka la Mockingbird
The good, the bad and the egg roll.
Moo Shoo Ado About Nothing
Never Satay Never Again
Uncle Tom Yum's cabin
Peggy Sue Got Calamarried
Lord of the Fries
The French Fry Connection
This one seems to have had a good run for its money, what do you think?
Goodbye Mr Chips
[moroni] I couldn't have put it better myself.
The Cabinet of Dr Calamari
The Last Chicken Wing of Scotland
Doner No
Kebabel
The Naan from UNCLE
Chronicles of Naania
Naan But The Brave
Conaan the Destroyer
The Flame Trees of Tikka
OK I'll suggest one then: Disc Jockeys' Film Club
The Color Deep Purple
The Sting
Disky Business
Smashey and Nicey Go Large
Brewster's Marillions Anyone seen Uncle Korky?
Last Kinks of Scotland
Scratch 22
The Fourth Procol Harum
I Am Sam Brown
The Last Emperor Rosko
Being John Peel
Meat Loaf Actually
Chris Evans Can Wait
Crying Fluff Freeman
Herman's Hermits A Wonderful Life
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid Jensen
Kenny & Cash
[IS,P] I have! :-) Twas a week off from work that done it, guv!
Naked Wogun
[UK] Welcome back! Bum - I was preparing Paint Your Wogan
The Steve Wright Stuff
The War Of The Guns 'n' Roses
Bring Me The Radiohead of Alfredo Garcia
The Keane Mutiny
Doctor Hook and the Daleks
[UK] Shurely Dr. Who and the Medics sings: goin' on up to the spirit in the sky
[IS,P] I'll just counter with The Who and the Daleks, then! :-)
[UK] I'll see yours and raise Dr. Who and Orchestral Manovres in the Dark
Bugger. Manoeuvres. Mind you, Amazon also has Manouevres.
Platune
Dude, Where's My Carpenters?
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sigue Sigue Sputnik (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Monkee Business
The Police Academy
Bowling for Souperman
Wizzard of Oz
Deacon Blue Velvet
Slayer Cake
BeeGees John Malkovich [UK] Bit confused by your Souperman one...
Supertramp Returns God forbid
The Peter Pan of Pop's Labyrinth [IS,P] Combo of Bowling for Soup (excellent band) and Superman (no explanation needed!). :-)
Wogan Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Whitesnake on a Plane
This is Vinyl Tap
Funeral for Berlin
Kill Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes
Pitch Black Sabbath
Erasurehead
The Climie Fisher King
King Creole and the Coconuts
Tango & Johnny Cash
Elton John Malkovich
Little Cornershop of Horrors
The Man Who Would Be King Crimson
[UK] This one seems to have taken off nicely. We do tend to dominate, though, don't we. Maybe other people actually do work...?
[IS,P] Yes indeedy. As for domination, I agree we tend to play the majority of moves, but we don't do this in any other game, and those who play along with us have not made any objections that I've noticed (at least, not recently...). Work? A four-letter word, if ever there was one!
Men They Couldn't Hang 'em High
Twelve Angry Men Without Hats
The Good Charlotte, The Bad Manners, and The Ugly Kid Joe
Nine to Five Star
Available Four Weddings and a Funeral, Barmitzvahs and Engagement Parties
Jules et Jimmy Saville
UK, IS, P!] Keep it up!
UK, IS, P!] Keep it up!
The Remains of Green Day
[Irg] Cheers! :-)
[Irg] Cheers! :-)
How The Go West Was Won
Peter, Paul and Mary Poppins
Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & the Seven Year Tich
The Masque of the Red Megadeth
The Invisible Manfred Mann
O Brotherhood of Man Where Art Thou? rhetorical
Uncle Buck's Fizz
Adam and the Antz
Bauhaus of Wax
Die A-Ha'd
Titanik Kershaw
Full Metallica Jacket
From Russia With Love City Groove
of the SpiderwomanBugrit. That was KISS of the Spiderwoman
Napalm Death of a Salesman
The Inxs File
A-Ha Day's Night
Sweet Radio Caroline
Alice Cooper In Wonderland. Sounds interesting, actually.
Men In Black Sabbath [UK] I know you've done a Black Sabbath one, but I don't care!
[IS,P] Well, if we're allowing variants, I'm gonna have The Incredible Melting Manfred Mann
...and The Manfred Mann Who Fell To Earth (Band)
[UK] OK. A Sade's Night
Sky Freedom
Prefab Sprout of Africa
The Crazy World of Mrs Brown
ZZ Top Gun
E.T. Rex
Tom & Gerry Rafferty
Nickelback to the Future
Jeff Beck to the Future
Nat King Cole Mountain
Monty Python's Life of Bryan Adams
The Mamas & The Papassage to India
Aladdin Moyet
Chas and Dave and Ted and Alice
The War Of The Wurzels
[UK] Do you think people are put off by the amount of posting you and I do in here? I know Chalky is - she's not been seen here this year.
[UK] Do you think we sacrifice quality on the altar of quantity? I'm undecided - but there's rarely a 'LOL' (probably because nobody can post a word in edgewise). I rather liked Softers' A-Ha Day's Night.
A Bridge U2 Far [IS,P] You could well be right - and you certainly are about Chalky. In my defence, as I said above, this is the only game I do this in, and I really appreciate the opportunity to do something approaching 'quickfire'. In addition, there are a number of games across the morniverse that I "don't get" or find too complicated, so I just leave them alone. Whilst I'm not saying that this justifies altering the gameplay here, I don't see games being tinkered with to draw in the greatest possible number of players. It's always nice to find a popular game, but any that is 'active' - certainly to this extent! - should surely exist on its own merits.
Having said all of that, I remember that I got over-enthusiastic with a previous film club game on MCiOS, and that got closed down as a result, and I was rather embarrassed that things ended up that way. I naturally don't want to see the same thing happen again.
Having said all of that, I remember that I got over-enthusiastic with a previous film club game on MCiOS, and that got closed down as a result, and I was rather embarrassed that things ended up that way. I naturally don't want to see the same thing happen again.
Toyah Toyah Toyah [UK] Well, my big games are this one and 201: A Google Odyssey in Another Place. I don't play more than a couple of moves in straight MC games 'cos these new rulesets are a joke - everything was more straightforward in my day. Nice "Bridge U2 Far", btw.
The PaulSimon Adventure And Ernest Borgnena for Poseidon Two
Glengarry Glen Bros.
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sex But The Girl
Ben Hur. King [nfras, Kim] OOOH! I wet 'em!
The Madness of King George
Modern Romancing the Stone
Shooting Fish
The Madness of Boy George
Clash
Supersize Mica Paris
North Sea Hijacksons
Van Halensing
Stevie in Wonderland
Nuns on the Runrig
Dead Again or Alive
Face//ATribeOfToffs sings: John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman
Let Him Have It Bites
Smilla's Sense of Snow Patrol
Carry Europe The Khyber. Best place for 'em
Frankie Goes To Hollywood Ending
Battle Beyond The Starship
Teenwolfmother
Teenage Mutant Tina Turner
BananaSyriana
Bad Lieutenant Pigeon
The Picketywitches of Eastwick
Where Eagles Dare Welcome to the Hotel California
Good Will Young Hunting
RickAstley Rich
I Showaddywaddy Did Last Summer
The Boomtown Desert Rats
Big Momma's Crowded House
Arctic Monkey Business
An American Steppenwolf in London
Billy the Kid and the Green Baize Transvision Vampire
Drivetime Miss Daisy
Rush Hour
Enter The Soup Dragons
Bob and Carol, Ted and Alice, Emerson, Lake and Palmer.
.....or, alternatively, H(ELP)!
Twisted Sister Act
The Jesus & Mary Chainsaw Massacre
Rita, Sue and Bob, Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch, too.
There's Something About Peter, Paul and Mary
The Queen
Freddy Mercury vs Jason
Friday the 13th Part Fun Boy Three
surprised no-one's thought of this before... Bring Me the Head of Jerry Garcia
[Irg] Or Night of the Grateful Dead
Squeeze-y Rider
Paint Your REO Speedwagon
Beautiful South Park. The Movie O My God They Killed Kenny Rogers!
Walk the Patsy Cline
[IS,P] Kenny Rogers - arf, arf! :-)
Drop Dead Right Said Fred
The Big Country Lebowski
Milli Vanilli Sky
Elvis and Costello Meet The Mummy
Freddie Mercury Got Fingered - quite plausible, really...
Snoop Doggy Dogg Day Afternoon
Bjork to the Future
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Wonder Boys
Smokey Robinson and The Bandits
Glengarry Diana Ross
[irach] BZZZZT! on the Herbie Hancock one.
Woodstock and Two Smoking Barrels
Hot Chocolat
Status Quo Vadis
The Last Temptations of Christ
The Osbourne Supremacy
Agnetha and Björn and Benny and Anni-Frid
The Opposite of the Sex Pistols
Three Men Look Like a Little Lady
Charlatans' Angels
Puff Daddy Day Care
Vanilla Ice Age haven't understood Phil's yet
[IS,P] Phil's is the first we've had to pun a film title, I believe: a collision between the film Three Men and a Baby, and Aerosmith's hit "Dude Look Like A Lady". Of course, I could be horribly wrong about this...
[UK] I gotcha, not DJs or bands but actual tracks? This could be a looong game.
When Harry Chapin Met Sally
Charles Aznavour Weddings & A Funeral
Oops, looks like I drifted a little off topic - it was actually a combination of said Aerosmith song and the sequel, "Three Men and a Little Lady"
Sacha Distel Momma the Babysitter's Dead [Phil] No problem. Nobody said 'stick to artists', but people are more likely to have heard of artists perhaps than individual tracks.
[Phil; IS,P] Just seen the blunders in my post above - I meant to describe the combo as Phil has done (but got myself tangled), and I've realised I should have said "the first we've had to pun a song title. *slaps forehead*
Get Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine
[UK] We'll have to have a Morningtoneers Film Club - Get Korky.
[I Say, Oh, Mr Porter] I've a funny feeling it's been done, a few years back, in another place...
[UK] You may be right.
Things to do in Denver When You're One of the Grateful Dead's Roadies
Gorillaz in the Mist
Hannibal Corpse
The Trouble With Debbie Harry
(Fine Young) Cannibal Run
Five Star Chamber
The Manilow Too Much
The Who Framed Roger Rabbit
The Guns n Roses of Navarone
There's Something About Peter, Paul and Mary
Glengarry Glitter Glen Ross
The Whole Nine Yards - Not 'Alf!
Lost Pet Shop Boys
Two Little Lost Boys
Mott the Hoople Dreams
To Pete Tong-Fu: Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar
Cahill U.S. Marshall Stack
Spice Girls are Easy
The Inspiral Carpetbaggers
Never Say Nirvana Again
One Of Our Dinah Shores is Missing
From Demis Rouusos With Love
Status Quo Vadis
Ben Harper Hur
Iron Maiden Eagle
Bring Me The MotorHead of Alfredo Garcia
In the Line of Earth, Wind and Fire
Men in Black Sabbath
Stuart Little River Band
Radiohead Days
Shamen in Black
KC and the Sunshine Band of the Spotless Mind
Runrig Lola Run
Run DMC Lola Run
The Green Limahl
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Duran-Duranner
Edward Scissor-Sisters
Wow, slow morning at work or what?
Fleetwood Mac To the Future
Annie Lennox Get Your Gun
Carly Top
Sinatra City
The Man from Garf-U.N.K.E.L
[irach, nfras] Wow.
Indeed!
The Sandie Shawshank Redemption
There's Something About Mary J Blige
I do feel, however, that if you've time to post 33 entries you've time to check your duplicates viz Men in Black Sabbath and Status Quo Vadis.
The Beach Boys from Brazil
A Salt 'n' Pepa on Precinct 13
Deep Purple Throat
Pepsi & Shirley Valentine
Get Cape Fear, Wear Cape Fear, Fly
*can't be arsed to read nfras' takeover bid so apologises in advance for any duplication* The Barron Knights at the Museum
[Phil] You don't have to, just 'expose more, and do a search for 'museum' and you'll find you're the first. It's a crap film, im(naa)ho.
Del Amitri in Saint Louis
The Righteous Brothers Grimm With Heath LedZep.
I've always thought Heath Ledger was some huge book they have at the National Trust.
Debbie Harry Does Dallas
Meatloaf Me in St Louis Armstrong (apologies, IS,P!)
[UK] Eh?
[IS,P] Apologising for nicking your St Louis idea (above), and turning it to my own purposes! Beyond the Valley of the Goo Goo Dolls
Double points with Mica Paris, Texas
Billy Ocean's 11 *bored at work*
T. Rexorcist
Can I have Marc Bolan for Columbine?
[UK] But not bored enough to have a go at AVMA 2?
[IS,P] To be honest, I'm a bit stumped on that at the moment... I'll have another gander, and see if anything springs to mind...
Robin Gibb: Prince of Thieves
Me, Myself, and Irene Cara
Isley Brothers Where Art Thou? Rhetorical (you've done this one - Ed.)
Three Men and Abba Bee
Gorky Park's Zygotic Mynki
Power Station Zebra Robert Palmer? Blech!
[IS,P] Was Robert Palmer in The Power Station? I thought that was one of the offshoots when Duran Duran split...
Breakfast at Tiffany
The Blue Oyster Cult Lagoon
[UK] I make it a rule to always Wiki before displaying my ignorance on here - i.e. I Wiki and then display my ignorance on here. Power Station = Robert Palmer (he of the Sledgehammer) + Two Duran Durannies (John and Andy Taylor) + some bloke out of Chic (Tony Thompson) on drums. doesn't sing: "get it on, bang a gong, get it o-on".
I should note that Sledgehammer is Peter Gabriel. Just displaying my ignorance.
[IS,P] I hardly ever Wiki - my blunders are 100% original! :-)
Aphex Twins
add n to xXx
Hello, Dolly Parton
Battlefield: Eartha Kitt
Pushing Tin Tin Out
The Thompson Twins of Evil
I definitely don't want to make this a one-player game! Is it time to change topic?
[UK] There's life in the old dog yet.
Black Lace Ventura: Pet Detective
Joe Dolce Vita whassa matta you, hey?
The Sound Of Musical Youth
NBA Jam goin' underground
[IS,P] Glad to hear it! :-)
Queen of the Damned Two points!
Sky Captain Sensible and the World of TomPetty. Three points please.
Gentlemen Prefer Blondie
[IS,P] Excellent! Can we break the four point barrier?!
Harold & Kumar Go To Paul Hardcastle
[UK] Not my objective. Just trying to find some humour. The more crowbarring the less humorous, afaics.
Nosferatu vNoise
Last Ben E. King of Scotland
Peter Cetera's Friends
How to get Talking Heads in Advertising
Monte Carlo or Busted
Which, of course, cannot go without being partnered by Those Magnificent Men in their McFlying Machines
UK] ..and indeed Chitty Chitty Cheep Cheep Bang Bang
[Irg] LOL! Blood Jim Diamond.
Foreigner Few Dollars More
John Grisham's The Firm Star Trekkin' across the universe
The Lost LoBoys para balair la Bamba
... gets carried away... MARRS Attacks Pump up the volume!
Horror, anyone? SAW. That's Stock, Aitken, Waterman.
Sinitta City
Red Sonia
Anna KaBombalurina. Itsy Witsy teeny weeny... etc.
Sands of Iwo Jim Steinman
[UK] Simply Red Sonia would've got you two points...
[IS,P] Aargh! Of course! :-)
The Matrix: Toploadered
George Michael of the Jungle Presumably loitering near the watering hole...
Middle of the Road Trip who were the band behind the song 'chirpy chirpy cheep cheep' mentioned above
Glenngarry Glen Medeiros. Nothing's gonna change my love for you
That geordie classic Blurn Awa'. Oops. Too many ns in Glengarry.
New Kids on 16 Blocks
The James Last Samurai
Hackers Bilk
Chaka Demus & Pliers Liar!.
One Flew Over The Cutting Crew's Nest
Deep Blue Something's Gotta Give.
Dr Strangelove - or How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bombalurina
Pretty in Pink Floyd
Trois Couleurs: Moody Blues
Monty Python and the Hollies' Grail
Four Tops Gun
Evanescence Can Wait
A Simple Mind
Shakespear's Sister in Love
T'Pau A Mockingbird
The Third Manic Street Preacher
Vanilla Skylie
The Fifth Elvis
The Wishbone Ash Collector
PhilaCollinsphia
KajagoogU-571
Jason Donovan and The Argonauts
Scootch Me if You Can
Aswad in the Stone
Le retour HouseMartin Guerre
Resident Eval Doonican
NSYNC the Bismarck
DumBo Diddley
Tom O'Con-Air
What's he ever sung? Scratch that.
Des O'Con-Air. That's more like it.
Elf Presley
[UK] huh?
I Said Fred Green Tomatoes
Yanni and Clive
Elvis Costello's Mandolin
Future Shakira
Tupac To The Future
Lordi of the Wings
The Manfred Man That Fell To Earth Band
[Inkspot] *Bzzzt!* Sorry - that was one of mine! :-)
Rambo: First Mud
The Fugeesus of Nazereth
Spice Girls On A Plane [UK]Whooops! that's what you get for not paying attention and joining a game late.
Anderson Bruford Wakeman & Howe the west was won
The Day The Verve Stood Still
Marc Cohneheads
U 2 Mama Tambien A film by Marc Almondovar
*groans*
Living in a Boxing Helena
This has been going two solid weeks, time for a change?
[IS,P] I concur! It's been a good harvest, but pickings were getting harder towards the end. Next topic please!
How about movies for Physicists, Mathematicians and Nerdy Scientists ?
American Pi
infinity
Vector Victoria
Radius of the Lost Arc
Mad Max Planck
Stephen Hawking the Slayer
Look Who's Hawking
Hawking Tall
Men In Black Holes
The Matrix
A Brief History of Time Bandits
Haw King of Scotland
Eric Sykes' The Planck
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About x (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Misse=mc2pee Burning
Quark the Line. Couldn't do Raiders of the Lost Quark
Born Free Radicals
Last tangent in Paris
Schrödinger's Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
The Joule in the Crown
Ohm Alone
Quiet today, isn't it. Is everyone on holiday? Lucky buggers.
If, And Only If
The Prime Number of Miss Jean Brodie
Pi r2 of the Caribbean
Last Theorem in Paris
Gallileolipoli
Butch Casssidy and the Sundance Euclid
Ice Babbage
The Carl Sagans of Navarone
A Private Function (sic)
θ, μ And Bob, Too
Broadway Logarithm
0.069756473744125300775958835194143 (The sin of Four)
The Sum Of All Vectors
The Importance Of Being Ernest Rutherford
There's Something About Marie Curie
Oppenheimat
The Seventh Sine
Wait Until Quark
Young Frank Einstein
The Nerd Man of Alcatraz
Where Googols Dare
Mobius Dick
My Cosine Vinny
Tangentlemen of Verona
Asymptotal Recall
Silence of the λ
Heaven's Logic Gate
The Loneliness of the Long Division Runner
Helix the Cat
Equation of the Body Snatchers
Fermi Few Dollars More
Love Hertz
Ampz
The Psi Who Loved Me
From Röntgen With Love
Cosine Royale
Goodπ Lenin
δy/δx Men
Where E=MC²
[IS,P] Sorry - didn't get any of your last three! Difficult round, this one!
Logma
How Green Was My Function
Zeta: Warrior Princess
Where Eagles Square
[UK] Goodpi Lenin is a great film. dy by dx men stars patrick stewart but you won't get it unless you did calculus at school. Where e=mc^2 is where eagles dare. They're not funny if you have to explain em.
The Flame Trees of θ
∫Mile
sin(City)=cos(π/2 - City)
[IS,P] Fairy nuff! Only got through my O-level because of algebra and trigonometry - all this other stuff's way over my poor little head! :-)
[UK] Flame trees of theta (Thika); Integrate/Mile (8Mile); Sin City (obviously). I was simply going to post "cos(π/2 - City)" but thought it might be a bit too cunning. I note you coped easily with "theta, mu and bob too"...
The Peano
[IS,P] Proud to say I got your Flame Trees! But I can't even find your Bob one!
Ratioklahoma
[UK] That's cos it was Kim's Bob one, yesterday at 12:26.
The Spiral Who Came In From The Cold
x3
Σ All Fears
Of mus musculus and homo sapien
The Fantastic 100
11111000000
Lost in Extrapolation
Room with a Peer Review
The Cruel C++
Das Reboot
Hocus Locus
The Wizard of Odds
Kelvin 505.928
The Delta Force
Zorba The Geek
The Sum Also Rises
Density of Joy
Along the Great Divide
[nfras] Had to use a calculator to work out 11111000000! Excellent.
[nfras] I thought your Kelvin one was Fahrenheit 911, but that would be Kelvin 761.5, so you've lost me.
[ISP] Fahrenheit 451.
Root 66 (hmm, no Unicode allowed here? √66)
AuFinger
AgAdo
The Man in the Fe Mask
Jason and the Ar Auts
As and Old Lace
That's enough elements.
[Ed] I disagree! Sn Cup
Monster Zn
Rn Entebbe
Hg Rising
Si Valley
BASIC Instinct
Let's not get into IT Geeks' Film Club... At least, not yet.
The Avogadro's Constant Gardener
Kelvin and Perry Go Large
Galvani Get Your Gun
Sweet Ohm Alabama
Big Momma's Gauss
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Bernoulli
Inert Space
Sex, Alkalis and Videotape
Hello Polymer!
Das Square Root
The Indian in the Fume Cupboard
n1 - tricky one this. Prize for the first correct guess.
Pulp Fraction
The Old Curie's Shop
Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Hexadecimal* But Were Afraid to Ask
Vampire Hunter PhD
Tesla of the D'Urbervilles
Absolute Power
Love Hertz
Atom's Rib
Fission Impossible
Weekend at Fermi's
Forever Young's Modulus
Maid in Manhattan Project
Milliken's Wake
Io Spy
Lord of the Saturn Rings
Saving Private Orion
Particle 99
Wallace and Comet
When Harry Met Halley
Europa Europa
Carlito's Milky Way
A Star Is Born
Snow and the Seven White Dwarfs
Star Way To Heaven
Love Starry
Storm of the Centauri
Ray
Raiders of the Lost Quark
Sun Like It Hot
Neon But the Brave
Moonstruck
No Crater Love
[irach] If you must post so many, at least check your duplicates. Please.
Comet to America
Io See Station Zebra
[irach] I don't think you know how irritating that is? I can't even be bothered to read through your posts to see if any of them are amusing. Hence, I can't be bothered to try and think up any of my own. Another player and I did that once (at least we took turns) and filled in a page or two of a game in half an hour. That was about 10 years ago. I cringe with shame now when I think of how crap an experience that must have been for everybody else.
Sorry. I guess nfras' 29 in a row did not offend (scroll above to DJs and rock artists) as much as mine. I guess different players, different rules?
For my sins, I tend to play first thing in the morning, which is from around midnight for most of you, and maybe add the odd comment at around 4pm (about 7am for you guys) so there is little interaction with other players. It is a bit disconcerting to arrive at work and find that there have been 200 moves since I last posted. Having said that, I know I am guilty of posting long lists of moves but it does tend to be the norm in this game. Should we maybe look at limiting the number of consecutive moves to 3 or 4?
Oh, just get on with it - I'm just a boring old fart who's going to abstain from this game till he cheers up.
Antares Born
John Wayne in - The Researchers
Other notable offenders to the general 'only post one or two' rule are myself and UK as, although we do 'only post one or two', we play ping pong during office hours and by the time irach or nfras get there it's thirty or forty new ones for them. We're trying to find somewhere else to play so we don't piss so many people off but no luck so far with the Lockisseum...
[IS,P!] Perhaps the four of you could meet up and do it like a panel game. I'd be willing to chair... sounds a good concept. Maybe Radio 4 would be interested.
[Tuj] Radio 4 already do it - just not very often. It can be one of the funniest ISIHAC rounds.
[All recent disputants] I'm as guilty as the next man of overposting (as long as the next man's I Say, Porter!). I do confess that the huge blocks by irach & nfras are a little overwhelming on first sight, but as this is a fast moving game only at certain hours of the day, I can appreciate the frustration of sitting on a raft of good moves with the possibility that you'll never get the opportunity to play them all 2 or 3 at a time. Having said that, let me just add:
Doc Savage - Man of Cu6Sn5
Doc Savage - Man of Cu6Sn5
And Cu3Zn2ed Off
[UK] Nice! Isn't it time for a change?
[IS,P] Cheers, guv! Indeed - seems an appropriate juncture. Any suggestions?
Just going to throw in Rancid Al before the buzzer goes!
[UK] Have you actually seen that?
Let's recap: We've had Butchers, Greengrocers, Bakers, Weightwatchers, Police etc., Publicans, Interior decorators, Gardeners, Chemists, Takeaway/restaurant, DJs, and Physicists mathematicians and the like.
How about The religiously inclined in all their guises.
Let's recap: We've had Butchers, Greengrocers, Bakers, Weightwatchers, Police etc., Publicans, Interior decorators, Gardeners, Chemists, Takeaway/restaurant, DJs, and Physicists mathematicians and the like.
How about The religiously inclined in all their guises.
Bring Me The Mohammed Of Alfredo Garcia
Patriarch Games
[IS,P] 'fraid not - just remember the poster campaign. Wanted to catch it at the time, though, as I'm a big fan of Joseph Fiennes. Anyway, on with the game!
The Vicar Man
The Vicar Man
Papal Bull
Archbi Shop of Horrors
Bibel
Bishopric Up Your Ears
Priest is Priest
Preach for the Sky
Missionary Impossible
Torah! Torah! Torah!
Pulp Crucifixion
The Zion of Four
Ministers, Inc.
(Os)Iris
Rosary's Baby 'cos Cider with Rosary would be TV
Catholic on a Hot Tin Roof
Blue Jews
[UK] You don't half watch some rubbish.
I Know What You Did Last Sunni
Hide and Sikh
[IS,P] Please don't assume that my use of such titles implies that I've ever actually watched them! :-)
Curate Like Beckham
Curate Like Beckham
Amazon Women on the Moonies
Mormons From Outer Space I was toying with Throw Mormon From The Train
(Jehovah's) Witness
[IS,P] rofl - I was desperately trying to think of one for Mormons...
Rear Hindu
Rear Hindu
Psalm Like It Hot
[UK] I like Rear Hindu. Censer va Woman
Billy Buddha
Roman Catholic Holiday [IS,P] *grins*
Rite Club
Se7en (th day Adventists)
Krakatoa: Easter of Java
Moonquaker
Shi'as the One
An Anglican Werewolf in London
There's something about Hail Marys
Bahá'í Plains Drifter.
Rasta The Mohicans
The Longest Pray
Everything you always wanted to know about sects (but were afraid to ask)
Hello, Dalai!
Dude, Where's My Cardinal?
[UK] Eeek! This page has three posts that 'aint us. I'm going to fill up my Excel sheet for a bit...
[UK] Unless you want to play-by-email...
Then, when everyone's had a good go, we can chip in our faves.
That's not a bad idea! You'll have to use my work addy, though. I'll send it your way!
[UK] Get on with it, I've got twenty in my list already.
[IS,P] I already have - check your Hotmail!
[UK] I got plenty o' nothin'
[IS,P] Oh! T'was sent at about 3.15... Not to worry: try nick dot kirby, and, with an at, add that onto the front of lbbd dot gov dot uk and see if it gets through the corporate spam filter!
Sunni, I scud the Yids
The Mask of Zoroaster
Baha'i Baha'i Birdie [Phil] Let Baha'i-gones be Baha'i-gones : )
[irach et al] indeed
Agnostic and Old Lace
Carlito's Yahweh
Insh'allah Grave
101 Damnations
UK] Was Dude, where's my karma? too obvious?
UK] Was Dude, where's my karma? too obvious?
[Irg] So obvious it drove straight past my frontal lobes without me noticing! :-)
The Treasure of the Sierra Padre - makes me think of a cleric in a rusty Ford.
Roman Holy Day
When Hari Met Kali
The Druze Brothers
Bagger Vance Gita
The Italian Book of Job
Om Alone
[Irg] Re: Om Alone - LOOOL
Vicar Victoria
City Vicars
[Irg] Possibly even more obvious: Dude, where's Mecca?
Stand Up, Verger Soldiers
The Zen Commandments
Mosque O On The Hudson
Don't Talmud The Babysitter's Dead
Druid, Where's My Car oblig.
War of the Moses
There's Something About Mary
The Prince of Tithes
For Whom the Aya Tollahs
Taoister
Debbie Does Dalais
[UK] GUFFAW!
Catch Me If Wiccan
Pulpit Fiction
Shaman's Gotta Give
Saturday Night Shiva
Halo Dolly
Cleric the Viking
Odin-ary People
Loki and the Bandit
Nuns of Navarone
Monk Business
Wish You Were Herod
There's Something Abbot Mary
Te Deum The Races
Allah-din
Glengarry Glen Eros
One Jeh Ovah The Cuckoo's Nest
Big Vishnu
Cathedral Come Home
Minsters Inc. [UK] Thanks for the inspiration!
Mitre Joe Young
Iscariots of Fire
Jude, Where's My Car?
Dude, Where's Micah?
JuDas Boot
Raging Mullah
Beauty and the Priest
Shaman Who Knew Too Much
I ♥ Maccabees
Bring Me the Head of John the Baptist
[Phil] Coffee Spillage Alert!
Luke Who's Talking Now
The God Father
Barefoot In The Ark
Pan from U.N.C.L.E.
Look! Zeus Talking!
Jesu's Coming To Dinner
Sufi's Choice
Easy Tither
Bacchus to the Future
My Big Fat Greek Wóden
I Know Quetzalcoatl You Did Last Summer
Frijja Willy
Diana the Day
Some Like It Gott
Hermes Goes Bananas
Salome Bombay
The Blues Brahmas
Saturn A Hot Tin Roof
Breakfast at Epiphany's
The Soma of '42
Mana in Black
Amon de Sources
To Osir-is, With Love
Praisin' Arizona
Educating Gita
[IS,P!] Fanks!
[irach] brekkers at epiphany's - LOL :-)
Last Tango in Pharisee
[irach] brekkers at epiphany's - LOL :-)
Last Tango in Pharisee
Ordinary Steeple
Magen David Copperfield
Gosford Ark
Jonah Lisa Smile
Caddy Meshach
I Am Psalm
Mr Holland's Opus Dei
1: Kings and 2: Kings (obviously the prequels to Three Kings)
The Silence of the Lamentations
So I Married an Acts Murderer
Joe's-Mary's Baby
Jezebels of San Angelo
Pope Floats
The Lost Goys
Mazelt//Off
[IS,P] :-)
[nfras] Not to be confused with Goy Story
[nfras] Not to be confused with Goy Story
An Officer and a Gentile Man
Sleepless in a Shtetl OK, not particularly religious...
Bend It Like Golem
Absence of Malachi
An Inconvenient Ruth
Bend It Like 'Becca
Lot's Stepford Wife
Martha, meet Sham, Ham and Japheth
The Cain Mutiny
The Silas of the Lambs
Haman Who Knew Too Much
Seven Dreidels for Seven Brothers
The 40-Year-Old Virgin Mary
Love, Honour and Obidiah
Reuben Arizona
Simeon to Watch Over Me
The Levi Daylights
Naphthali a Sunday
Dude, Isacchar
Asher the Titans
Dan Little Indians
Zebulun, Gad Friday
Benjamin Like Beckham
Judah, Where's my Car
The War Of The Josephs
That's the 12 tribes of Israel. Anyone fancy a new topic?
How about persons connected with Home construction (Architects, Plumbers,Electricians, Carpenters...)?
Suite Home Alabama
Delta Faucet
[irach] Well, we've already had Interior decorators half a dozen clubs ago, which covered most of these topics. Whilst your two are not duplicates, I can't see this one extending the Club very far, personally, and it'll be a bit of a pain to check duplicates...
Recap II: We've had Butchers, Greengrocers, Bakers, Weightwatchers, Police etc., Publicans, Interior decorators, Gardeners, Chemists, Takeaway/restaurant, DJs, Physicists etc, and the religiously inclined.
Recap II: We've had Butchers, Greengrocers, Bakers, Weightwatchers, Police etc., Publicans, Interior decorators, Gardeners, Chemists, Takeaway/restaurant, DJs, Physicists etc, and the religiously inclined.
How about POLITICIANS then?
Toy Tory
Tory! Tory! Tory!
West Side Tory
Stephen King's Christine (and Neil)
Blair of the White Worm
John Major League
Un-Commons Valor
Thatcher In The Rye
Lords of The King
Raiders of the Lost Chirac
The Big Chiltern Hundreds
Whig Momma's House
Harry Potter and the Order! Order! of the Phoenix
Kissing Rosemary's Baby
A Nightmare on Downing Street
Jack Straw Dogs
(although that could be considered a libellous statement)
My Left Michael Foot
Tango and Cash for Honours
Last Quango in Paris
Get Claire Shorty
Beyond the Valley of the Polls
Minority Report (sic)
The Water Marginal
The League of Honourable Gentlemen
The Hills Have Eyes To The Right
Catch Me If You Canvass
Wet Snide Tory
Gordon and Sarah and Tony and Cherie
Guess Who's Coming To No 10
King Congress
One Of Our Ballot Boxes Is Missing
Live and Let Diet
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Harvey Proctor
They Call Me MISTER Speaker!
Kremlins
Gandhi-man
Harold Smith Goes to Washington
Proportional Representation Zebra
Ice Cold in Alex Salmond
Putin On The Ritz
Hirohito's Way
Sinn Fein of the Fathers
Conservative Air
When A STRANGER! STRANGER! Calls
Rabin Hood
Evita es Bella`
Fall of the House of Representatives
Filibusters!
Gerrymander McGuire
Diebold Another Day
The Hansard of Orlac
The Parliament They Couldn't Hang
Two Jags for Mister Prescott
The Blair-Watch Project
Black Rod Down
Saddam Impact
Mackenna's Golda
Dumb and Duma
The Lawnmowlam Man
Bring Me the Hird of Alfredo Garcia
sorry, that should of course be Bring Me The Hurd of Alfredo Garcia
Robin Cook the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover did I get the punctuation correct?
Cheney Reaction
The Perfect Strom
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sleaze (But Were Afraid To Ask)
Dáil M for Murder
Slush Fund with Dick and Jane
Kill Bill A favorite of Hillary's...
Some Ike It Hot
East of Anthony Eden
Enemy of the Statesman
Harry Potter and the Upper Chamber of Secrets featuring Lower House Elf Lobby.
An Officer and the Right Honorourable Gentleman for Antrim
CamerOn Golden Pond
A. Merkel on 34th Street
Nasser, With Love
Bright Lights, Big Idi
Sadat On a Hot Tin Roof
Fidel On The Roof
Motion's Eleven
Das Boothroyd
Tin Coup
Body Heath
Victory Atlee
Howard's Allende
To Czar, With Love
Robin Cook, The Milk Thief, The Supportive Wife, And The Gay Lover - could be considered a potted history of British politics over the last 20 years.
Truman Romance
I Know How You Voted Last Summer
Fianna Fáil a Few Dollars More
Monster Raving Loonies Inc.
Lib Dem from Navarone
Trudeau Grit
Coal Miners' Botha
Brezhnev-er say Never Again
Educating Tito
The Wizard of Broz
The Whig Sleep
How To Lose Your Deposit In 10 Days
Harry Potter and the Chamberlain Secrets
Enemy At The Gaitskell
The Madness of Lloyd George
Honey, I Shrunk The Majority
Swing Creole
She's Gotta Have Pitt the Younger
Primary Colors
Husting Arizona
Picnic at Hanging Chad
Time for a new topic, anyone?
[UK] How about Teachers, Professors, Principals and Miscellaneous Educators?
Bring Me The Headmaster of Alfredo Garcia High
irach] You beauty!
irach] You beauty!
Driving Miss Crazy
4th Graders of the Lost Ark
The Story of 'O' Levels
Midnight in the Kindergarten of Good and Evil
Ofsted Fred [Irg] I like "Driving Miss Crazy". Nicely done.
I Eg Sam
Flunking Arizona
[irach] Excellent - just the topic I had in mind!
[Irg] Curses - just the move I had in mind!
[Irg] Curses - just the move I had in mind!
Sir Crazy
Les Bicyle Sheds de Belsize
TruAntz
Homework Alone
Men in Blackboard
Sweet Home Economics
Chalk The Line
The Cane Mutiny
Force Ten Times Table From Navarone
Dunce Upon A Time In The West
Straw Dogs Chewed My Homework
Naked Packed Lunch
Monsters' Ink Monitor
Dinner Lady and the Tramp
Raging Bully
Amo - Amas - Amat - Amamas - Amatis - A Man For All Seasons
Pushing LaTin
Metalwork Shop Of Horrors, also Woodwork Shop of Horrors. I was shite at both.
Canteenwolf
Field Trip of Dreams
Thesis Spinal Tap
3/10 See Me, Myself and Irene
Breaking Class
Panic Staffroom
Schoolhouse Rock
Sports Day Of The Triffids
PlaygroundHog Day
Classroom With A View
Schoolmasters of The Universe
From Satchel
Mine Ornery Report
Of Mice and Mensa - Mensa - Mensam
Mr Chips Goes to Washington
The Prefect Storm
Ocean's Eleven Plus
Baccalauréat to the Future
About a Stupid, Lazy Boy
Sinbad: Legend of the Seven GCSEs
Degreen Mile
What's Eton Gilbert Grape?
Broken Harrow
Behaving Radley
East of Eton
Sorbonne Golden Pond
Princeton of Tides
Yale House Rock
Harvard's End
Bowling for Columbia
The Penn Commandments
An Ivy League Of Their Own
Confiscate and Leopold
A Cambridge Too Far
The Truth About Cats and Pedagogues
The Last King of Scotland? Anyone? Anyone...? James VI. Next question...
[UK] LOL.
The Cruel CSE
[IS,P] Ta!
[IS,P] Ta!
Gordonstountouchables
Harrow Potter and the Chamber of Secrets where exam papers are kept
Ocean's 1st XI
The French Correction
Sleepless in Exam Season
High Detention
The Class Menagerie
The Birchman of Alcatraz
Raise The Red Lecturn
SATurday Night Fever
IS,P!] Ta - I liked 'Straw dogs'
UK] I'd been waiting to use it for ages
IS,P!] Ta - I liked 'Straw dogs'
UK] I'd been waiting to use it for ages
P.E.T.
[Irg] Thanks. Re:waiting Think how long I'm going to have to wait before I can use "I Know What You Did Last Supper"...
Sorbonne Free
Blackboard's Ghost
Look Who's Chalking Now
The M.I.T. Ducks
Invigilator 3: Examination Day
Proctor Zhivago
I am Exam
Ben Sir
Police Academics
Is this one flagging?
[IS,P] I fear so...
[UK] as soon as we start getting duplicates or near-duplicates (I ex am / I am exam), it's time to move on. Someone else's turn to choose.
How about The Soup Kitchen Film Club
For A Bowlful of Gruel
The Gruel Sea
Gruel Intentions
Like Watered Down Hot Chocolate
M.A.S.H.
Bring Me The Head of Cabbage of Alfredo Garcia
A Room With A Queue
Of Lice And Men
For a Fistful of Crumbs
Bag Lady and The Tramp
Soupless in Seattle
Homeless Alone
Broke, & Back on the Mountain
Room With A Stew
Kitchen Run
The Handout That Rocks The Ladle
GoldenEye-tinerant
Passage To Indigent
Hand-Out of Africa
Big Issues in Little China
Bring me some Bread for Alfredo Garcia
Roofless People
Cardboard Boxing Helena
The Hand-outs of Orlac
Salvation Army of Darkness
Stench of a Woman
Rash of the Titans
The Seven Yaer Itch
The Cruel Flea
Flophouse Rock
High Streets Drifter
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bum
The Adventures of Sherlock Homeless
Brassic Off
Went The Day Welfare?
Grosse Pointe Blanket
The Unbearable Shiteness of Being
A Night Not To Remember
[Phil] Nice.
Wall Street-drinker [IS,P!] Ta
Black Hawk Down and Out
The Bums of Navarone
The Cider/Louse Rules
Sleeping Under The Bridges of Madison County
Goodwill Hunting
The Man Who Queued too Much
Peter Panhandle
Wino What You Did Last Summer
Any Which Way But Booze
The Doss-House Rules
Inebriate Mile
East of Moth-eaten
The Hoarse Whisperer
Boogeyman Nights
The Thin Bread Line
Bin Trek 3: The Search for Scotch
Hobo Lone
A Night in the Cells
The Dirty, Dossin'
Electric Duck Soup
How Green is my Bedding?
[UK] Electric Duck?
Peter Panhandler
[IS,P] OK - I thought that one might fall flat! A collision between the Marx Bros' film "Duck Soup", and a slang term for high-power lager, "Electric Soup".
Electric Soup is "a slang term for high-power lager". Not a very widely used one, methinks. On another subject, is this one flagging at all?
I believe it may be a particularly Caledonian term. Yes, this one's flagging greatly.
Caledonian, eh? How about SCOTS Film Club.
[IS,P] See yoo, Jimmy! Loch Ness In Anger
[UK] I was expecting Loch Ness and Two Smoking Barrels
Kilt Bill
Look Back in Angus
I concede! :-) Romancing the Stone of Scone
Reach for the Skye
The Great Muppet Caber
Clash of the Tartans
Bring Me The Edinburgh of Alfredo Garcia
The Forth Protocol
Born On The Forth Of July
Firth Blood
Never on A Dundee
Ye Tak' The High Road An' I'll Tak' The Low Road To Perdition
Loch Ness Monsters Inc.
Orkney the Slayer
Deep-Fried Green Tomatoes at the Whistlestop Café
Holyrood Ending
The Hunt for Plaid October
Sporran Correspondent
[irache] I got 9 Hitchcock films for 99 Eurocents a few months back (eleven cents each! cheap.), including some obscure ones I'd never seen. Genius.
Bonnie Prince Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Dumb and Dumfries
Erin Brogue-ovich
Fort William The Bronx.
The Witches of Prestwick.
Con Ayr
The Highland of Dr Moreau
Whisky Business
Nessie Come Home
Haggis Who's Coming to Dinner
Och Aye, Robot
The Irn-Bru Man
The African Queen of the South
Alloa Dolly
Curling Arizona
Gleneagles Glen Ross
Dude, Where's My Carnoustie? oblig.
Kill Marnock
(briga)Dune [UK] LooooL!
Ben Nevis Say Ben Nevis Again [IS,P] Ta! Loved the witches.
The Dead Ullapool Oddly enough, quite an accurate description if I recall the place correctly
Went The Day Motherwell?
Ye cannae change the laws o' physics Jimanji
Smoked Scottish Salmon to Watch Over Me (as opposed to Scottish Smoked Salmon...)
Salmond's Gotta Give OOH! Bit o' politics.
Mighty Morphin' Power Celtic
Arf! Arf!
The Gretna Green Mile
Me, Myself, and Iona
The Remains of the Tay
Dumbarton: Special Agent
Braveheart and Coronets
(Greyfriars) Bobby
John Logie Baird on a Wire
(Auld Lang) Signs
Wullie Wonka and the Jocklate Factory
The Grampiano
Burns Night of the Iguana
The Hunt for Red Octobermory
20,000 Largs Under The Sea
Leith-al Weapon
The Madness of Kingussie
Bonnie in Clyde
The Spey Who Loved Me
This Island Perth
Get Shortbready
Deep Fried Mars Barttacks
From Mull
Stanley Baxter the Future
Connery Majesty's Secret Service
Och, tae...., pussy!
Dee Another Day
The Blair Atholl Project
Crocodile Dunfermeline
Moragtime
Fife Is Beautiful
Cairgormenghast
The Pitlochry and the Pendulum
Never Spey Never Again
Burns Night Supperman
One Flew Oban The Cuckoo's Nest
Star Trek III: The Search for Sp'Och with WilliTam O'Shatner
Stonybridge over the River Kwai for Absolutely fans.
The Beast With Fife Fingers
El Gin
A Kelvinbridge Too Far
A Nightmare on Sauchiehall Street
A different slant: Bring me the heid of Alfredo Garcia
Meet the Peebles
Forfar Few Dollars More
Funeral In Bairlinnie
Kincardinontopia
...without the 3rd "n"
Dyce Station Zebra
Robert the Bruce Almighty
Whisky Business. [UK] re: Bruce - Dammit, that's in my excel sheet.
Thistle Down The Wind.
Lulu Who's Talking
Kaledonia
[IS,P] He he! BTW, I have to Bzzzt you for Whisky Business on behalf of irach.
Flash Gordonstoun
Debbie does Dalwhinnie
[UK] Arse.
Play Shinty For Me
Curling for Columbine
The Madness of King James
One Flew Over the Grouse's Nest
Glengarry Glenfiddich
The Drambusters
The Black Watch Project
Tom Cruise in The Old Firm
Die Ardrossan (and Die Ardrossan Twa, etc.)
Die Anoth Airdrie
Partick Stewart in Ochs Men
Dude - Where's My Arrochar?
[IS,P!] "shinty" made me laugh
Little Miss Sunshine on Leith
Little Miss Sunshine on Leith
The Cruel Sea You Jimmy [Phil] Thx.
Monster's Balmoral
The Land Before Tam O'Shanter
Glasgow West, Young Man
Original Dunsinane
Bannockburn, Hollywood, Bannockburn
Caledonian of the Wild
Woodstoch
Botherer] Welcome back! Are you well?
Botherer] Welcome back! Are you well?
Barlinniebarella
Stalled again?
Ok how about
The Winter Sports Film Club
[Irouléguy] Thanks. Very well and very busy!
Fun With Nordic and Jane
Don't Look Snow
Fjord Consideration
Fjord Eyes Only
Dirty Ice Dancing
Tundra With Nordic Again
The Trail of The Lonesome Alpine
The Secret Val Gardena
I've been away for a while. I'll shut up now. Hello everyone!
Don't Luge Now
Curling for Columbine
The Cruel Ski
The Curling Fields
[Botherer] Hello again!
[Botherer] Hello again!
Rita, Sue and Bobsleigh
The Englishman Who Learned 'Downhill', Then Skied Down A Mountain
Ice Hockey Station Zebra
Where Eddie The Eagle Dares
Slalom Bombay
Hunt For Sled October
Pretty In Rink
Bring Me The Sled of Alfredo Garcia
Toboggan Never Dies
The Cresta Running Man
Ice Dance In Alex
Carlito's Sleigh
Ice Skating Zebra [Botherer] Indeed you have been away a good while, and indeed you are back again, and you are most welcome.
Snowball Fight at the OK Corrall
Sk8 Mile
White Men Can't Ski Jump
Das Ski-Boot
Biathlon Man
Doctor Sno.
Enter the Tobaggan
Frost on Space [Botherer] Been anywhere interesting? ;)
Moulin Luge
Any Which Way But Luge
Kiss Me Skate
Slalom's Lot
Salopette Cemetery
Cresta Run, Lola, Run
ScoobSki-doo [nfras] Shurely Run, Cresta, Run?
The Englishman who Climbed up a Hill But Skied Down a Mountain
[irach] Not too dissimilar from Korky's "The Englishman Who Learned 'Downhill', Then Skied Down A Mountain" but not quite close enough to BZZZZT!
Eddie the Eagle has Landed
Les Triplettes de Torville & Dean
Moguls are Easy
Whistler on the Roof
Freestyle Willy
Smilla's Sense of Snowboarding
The Unbearable Lightness of Skiing
The Skate Escape
Sergeant Salko
I was expecting this to have more legs.
The Zamboni Collector
Uncle Puck
True Lycra
I Know What You Did Last Winter
Winter Holiday
Winter in New York
Curl-y Top
Winter the Dragon
Easy Slider
Scarf-Face
War and Piste
The Blizzard of Oz
White-Out of Africa
Ski Sunday - Bloody Ski Sunday!
Rita, Sue and Bob-ble Hat
The Rink Panther
Freezin' Arizona
Speed Skating
Time for a new one, I think: the film club for Travel Agents and the like.
Time for a new one, I think: the film club for Travel Agents and the like.
I Know Where You Spent Last Summer
Scent ErParks Woman
Pontins, Texas
Oh Brochure, Where Art Thou?
Haven Private Ryan
A Man For All Hoseasons
Bonn Free
Pack Up Your Duffles
Saga Tour of Duty
Me, My Self Catering and Irene
The Thin Red Coat
Bring Me The Head Of Thomas Cook
Easyjet Rider
Ryanair's Daughter
The Witches of Gatwick
Terminal Travelocity
Kuoni Vadis [UK] Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so thanks!
Quat Quomen Quantas
Peter Pan Am
[IS,P] :-)
No Sex Please, We're British Airways
No Sex Please, We're British Airways
Con Aer Lingus
ABTA Pupil
Tora Tora Perator
[UK] Gandalf the Nazi, interesting concept.
The Man Who Flew Too Much
North By Northwest
Jumbo
Airbus Stop
Hello Orly
Bring Me The Stanstead Of Alfredo Garcia
My Airfare Lady
Commission Impossble
Seven Rides for Seven Brothers
The Return Ticket of the King
BarMarbella
Ice Hotel Zebra
XXXPedia
Boeing Human
Boeing John Malkovich
Virgin Atlantic Suicides
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Excursion of the Black Pearl
Bed & Breakfast at Tiffany's
Booking Miss Daisy
Cathay Come Home
Happily Ever ABTA
JAL House Rock
The Return Ticket of the King
What the ...Sorry, folks!
Salem's Aeroflot
The Fuel Surcharge of the Light Brigade
Every Which Way But Lins
All-Inclusive On The Western Front
Awayday of the Triffids
Weekend Getaway Carter
EuroStar Wars
Have we done this one to death?
Cabin Fever
A Touch of First Class
What The Butlins Saw
Return of The Red Eye
Raiders of The Lost Bag
The Loneliness of the Long-Haul Traveller
Con Air Miles
Born Frequent Flyer
The Fly-Drive
All change. Films scheduled for the Naturists Film Club
Coogan's Buff
Nine and a Half Streaks
Tango and Flash
Bumcrackatoa, East of Java
The Shipping Nudes
Naked Lunch
Barebareella
Dude - Where's my clothing?
Meat & Two Veg Me In St Louis
Indecent Exposure
The Last Emperor's New Clothes
Clear and Present Dangler
A Streaker Runs Through It
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - that was easy.
Road Strip
My Bare Lady
The Man Who Showed too Much
A Few Nude Men - [UK] Clear and Present Dangler, genius.
Five Children and Tits
Free Willy
Undressed to Kill
Ice Station No Bra
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Nakid
Topless In Seattle
My Best Friend's Birthday Suit
Rebel without A Blouse
Starkers the Otter nfras - cheers!
Best on Show
My Big Fat Greek Wedding Tackle
Beaver Pitch
Naked Guns
Whoops - forgot the bold, there!
Howard's Rear End
The Longest Sway
The Wicker-imprint Man
Stop, or my Mom will Faint
Breezy Strider
Some Like It Off
Where Regals Bare
Naked Bun
They Startle Horses, Don't They?
Fanny by Gaslight
A Hole in the Rabbit-Proof Fence
Catch-your-Death Wish II
Frigid Zones' Diary
The Devil Wears Nada
Arse Attacks!
Jack the Stripper
Snatch!
Cock, Stock and Two smoking Barrels
The Arse That Ate Paris
The Pelican Without Briefs
Gangs of Nude York
The Arse Menagerie
The Nipples Connection
The Trouble With Hairy
Sponge Bob- No Pants: The Movie
The Loin King
Jack's Ass
Jap's Eye of the Beholder
Trouser Snakes on a Plane
No Socks Please, We're British
Coldtitz [UK] Nada - genius. [SM] Nipples Connection? What movie is that supposed to be?
The Incredible Shrinking Manhood
No Keks Please, We're British
How The Breast Was Sunned
Moon Struck
King Dong
The Brazilian Job [I'm still crying with laughter at "My Big Greek Wedding Tackle"]
Try not to stare at the Head of Alfredo Garcia
The Brothers Getyakitov
Star Kers - A Nude Hope
Charlie Brown and Droopy
Lake Flaccid
The Pube
Cabin Beaver
My Cousin's Wienie
Stuart's Is Little
Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Behind
Titty Woman
Tan 9 From Outer Space
No Thin White Lines
A Map of Tassie
Top Bun
A Man's Cold Arse
Bum Sight At The OK Corral
Norkies
James Bond in BrownEye
Nude, where's my car?
Mooning Arizona
Clothes Free
Au naturel Cid
James Bond in "OctogenarianPussy"
Doctor No Clothes
Forrest's Rump
No Britches In Madison Couny
Knickerless Nickleby, that's k-n-i-c-k-e-r-l-e-s-s
Show(everything)Girls
Time for a change methinks, how about
The Military Film Club
The Guns of Navarone (Oblig.)
Riddle of the Sandhurst
The Love Doodlebug
Alias Smith and Wesson
A Night Exercise To Remember
The Devil Wears Battledress
Dude, where's my Kalashnikov?
Once Upon a Time In The West Point
My Best Friend's Webbing
The King and Iraq
The Spy Who Came In From The Coldstream Guards
The Green Howards End
Field-Marshal of Dreams
God'sKilla
Return of the Pink Panzer
Hitler on the Roof
Salaam Bomb Bay
Brig o' Doom
The Great Gatling - starring MIA Farrow
82nd Airborne Free
Yomper Stomper
Gurkha the Otter
Wars, Mines and Ours
Army Get Your Gun
Spitfire of the Vanities
The Lavender Hill Demob
The Bombardier Hunter
The Sarge of the Light Brigade
The Full (Field Marshal) Monty
The Patton Club
Cool Gunnings
Big Rommel in Little China
Dr NCO
Somme Like it Hot
Dude where's my carbine?
Stalin Wars
Bren it like Beckham
Kevin and Perry Camouf Large
Blue Reveillevet
Basic Training
Putting On The Blitz
The Nukes of Hazard
Rommel Holiday
In The Berchetesgarden of Good and Evil
Where Eagles Nest
The Ark Royal Tenenbaums
<pedant>[UK] You forgot 'Midnight', and it's "Berchtesgaden"</pedant>
Jay and Silent Bob Surgical Strike Back
House of AWACS
M*A*S*H Ado About Nothing
Luftwaffe for Chocolate
[IS,P] You're quite right! Nothing wrong with pedantry! [Irach] Bugger! I was trying SO HARD to think of something involving Luftwaffe!
Peter's Friendly Fire
Peter Panzer
Minefield of Dreams
The Hummer of '42
About Messerschmitt
Biggles Trouble in Little China
Lockheed, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Stuka on You
Japs at Sea
Meet the Fokkers
Dial M16 for Murder
Out of the Afrika Korps
Enemy at the Wingate
Home Guard Alone
Citizen Hurri-Kane
When Bomber Harris Met Sally
Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Admiral
Paras, Texas
Horseguards Feathers
Father Goose Green
Bring Me The Headquarters Of Alfredo Garcia
Steven Spielberg's G.i.
Planet of the APC
Pontoon Bridge to Terabithia
Out of North Africa
Fat Man
Maid In Manhattan Project
A Warrant Officer and a Gentleman
The Mod Squaddie
When Harrier Met Sally
Ocean's F1-11
Jaw-Jaws
Strafing Arizona
Weird. Let's try Strafing Arizona
Pershing Tin
D-Day Afternoon
I Know What U-Boat Did Last Summer
Love Citori
Operation Overlord Cuckoo's Nest
Shell-o Grave
Black Batallion
The Grenadier Hunter
Grenade In Places
Bomb The Waterfront
A Clockwork Agent Orange
A Desert Storm
The Man With The Gold Napalm
Blazing Battles
The Man Who Broke The Tank At Monte Carlo
King Solomon's Minesweeper
The Best Little Whorehouse in Semtexas
Three Days of the Cordite
Howitzer West Was Won
The Admiral Chrichton
The Exorcet [UK] Spelling!
[IS,P] Fairy nuff!
Men in Black Watch
LieutenAntz
Gurkhy Park
The Perfect Stormtrooper
Panzer's Labyrinth
Crouching Tiger, Hidden T34
Adolf and Winston's Excellent Adventure
How The West Bank was Won
Black Watch Down
Six Day War and Seven Night Bombings
The Muppets Annex The Sudatenland
Madame Butterfly-Bomb
Patriot Missile Games
Not to mention: anything filmed in SuperMarineAtion. Is this sort of thing allowed? If not: Sorry.
Friendly Firestarter
Anschluß of Green Gables
The Fight Stuff
Who's Afraid of 2nd SS Division Das Reich?
The Stalingrad-uate
Carry On Bringing Democracy and Freedom to Iraq (at gunpoint)
The Seventh SEAL
Blade Gunner
Run Silent, Lola, Run Deep
Black Ops Beauty
The Tanks That Ate Paris
Radio-Controled Drone Days
A Night-Sight at the Opera
The Squadfather
Time for a change, methinks.
Journalists / writers
Journalists / writers
Abridged Too Far
The Daily Mirror Cracked
Dude, Where's My Carbon Paper?
Bring me the Headline of Alfredo Garcia
Page Three From Navarone
The Evil Deadline
Minority Reporter
The Obit
Heavy Hot Metal
Times and Time Again
All Quiet On The Western Front Page
Author Pretty Horses
Hack to the Future
Bowling for Column Inch
Ed, Edd and Editor
Dial M for Murdoch
Expense Fiddler on the Roof
The Thin Head Line
The Guardian, obviously
Spreads
Page One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
only bolder.
Edition: Impossible
Bullets Over Broadsheet
Press of the D'Urbervilles
The Printer's Devil Wears Pravda
Where Der Spiegels Dare
Censor and Censorability
The Source Whisperer
The Cruel CNN
A Nightmare on Fleet Street
Went The Day Maxwell?
No Essex Chronicle, Please, We're British
The Independant's Day
Butch and Sundance: The Early Edition
Independent's day. D'oh!.
You've Got The Mail on Sunday
LIFE is Beautiful
Bridget Jones' Daily
La Page au Folle
Von Ryan's Daily Express
Observer, Where Art Thou?
The French Lieutenant's Woman's Own
Reader's Beaugest [Irg] thanks for the idea.
The Ink Panther
The Longest Daily
Weekend at Bernie's
The Printer's Devil Wears Prada
[Raak] buzz! Pick another one.
Non-Printing Blank Space Balls
The Linotype in Winter
The Greatest Story Ever Spiked
Dude, Where's My Guardian?
The Spy Who Loved Metro
The Remains of the Daily Mail
Proofreader
Empire of The Sun
Pretty Woman's Own
Is Pulp Fiction just a little too obvious? :-)
Phil] No more so than F.T.
or indeed F Xtra
or Ed Woodpulp
or Three Men and a Baby, which I should perhaps point out starred Steve Guttenburg.
The Man with Two Typefaces
QUERTY Goes Bananas
Book Tour of Duty
sorry that should of course be QWERTY Goes Bananas
The Daily of the Triffids
Is Paris Match Burning?
Cool Hand Rupert
When Ha'aretz Met Sally. Greetings from sunny East Jerusalem :op
Al-Ayyam Sam. You guessed it - off to Ramallah today.
Mirror Mask
The News of the World is Not Enough
The Time Out Machine
Big Issue in Little China
The Evil Ed.
Alien vs. Editor
All change
The Farmers' Film Club
Those Magnificent Men In Their Sperry-New Holland Model 3420 Combine Harvesters C/W Optional Chaff Seperator
All Quiet On The Western Pasture
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Muckspreading
Grain of Fire
My Left Foot & Mouth
Beverley Hills Crop
Good Swill Hunting
One Million Years B.S.E.
Wheat The Parents
For a Fistful of Subsidies
BSE Max
My Left Foot and Mouth
[Irg] Inspired! Perhaps by Korky's post seven before yours?
Alien vs. RedTractor
Battleship Lambkin
Broken Harrow
On a Clear Day You Can Seed Forever
Apocalypse Plough
Bridget Jones' Dairy Farm
Electric Blue Tongue
Bring Me the Herd of Alfredo Garcia
Furrow Few Dollars More
The Tilling Fields
Brother, where are t'plough?
Grazin' Arizona
Rag Time
(OOps..thought we were still on the journalists)...
The Manure That'd Pew Too Much
Thresher in the Rye
Field of Greens
Fertilize Beneath
The Cruel BSE
Barn on the 4th of July
Everyone else has done a BSE one so: The BSE Shall Not Have Them
Mulholland Cattle Drive okay, so that one is actually ranching rather than farming per se
Dr Strangelove or Cow I Learned To Stop Worrying & Love the Bomb
Sheep
And the sequel, Ayesha, the Return of Sheep
[SM] To this city person, ranching is just a type of farming.
And the sequel, Ayesha, the Return of Sheep
[SM] To this city person, ranching is just a type of farming.
Investigation of an Animal Health Laboratory Above Suspicion
Sacks of Fertilizer and Oil Seed Rape
Remains of the Hay
The Soy Luck Club
Happy Wheat
Barn Free
Run, Canola, Run!
Barley Legal
Dude, Where's My Corn?
BSE's been done to death, so: El Cjd
Rye The Beloved Country
Citizen Cane
Corn Free
Beverly Hills Crop
[Raak] Surprisingly similar to Uncle Korky's "Beverley Hills Crop"
Days of Swine and Roses
I Know What You Sowed Last Summer
A.I.
Corn on the 4th of July
[IS,P] Not quite so similar to yours, I hope! :-)
The Man Who Grew Too Much
Brassica Park
The Blue Legume
Paddy Shack
Groundnut Day
Wheat's New, Pussycat?
A Nitrate At The Opera
Fertilizer Apache, The Bronx
Flock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Good Hop, Bad Hop
The Sty Who Loved Me
Finnegan's Rake
Thoroughly Modern Millet
Loam Alone
Bowling for Combine (Harvester)
An Inconvenient Boll Weevil
Hoof Framed Roger Rabbit?
Investigation of a Common Agricultural Policy Above Suspicion
The Cotton Club
Who Farmed Roger Rabbit?
Snow White and the Seven Dwarf Crops
Sow I Married An Axe Murderer
Goose Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?
The Spy Who Came In From The Colt
The Caine Toad Mutiny
Born Fresian
DW Griffith's Birth of Irrigation
Butterchurn 8
The Threshman
Why We Harvest
The Unbearable Lightness of Beans
The Mung and Sixpence
Goodbye Mr. Cow Chips
The Corn Ear of Living Dangerously
Night of the Living Cowshed
The Man Who Went Up A Hill and Came Down A Goatheard
Das Oat
Manon of the Spring Pea
Of Field Mice and Men
The Great Cornfield, Minnesota Bank Raid
Fresian Frame
The Dairy of Anne Frank
2001: A Maize Oddessy
The Blight Stuff
The Siring of the Lambs
Jersey Girl
C.O.R.N.
Barn on the 4th of July
The Chill Tractor
The Deere Hunter
The Andromeda Grain
[Sierra Mike] What's a goatheard? Not much except 'baaaa' That'll be 'Goatherd', and it was quite sick. Keep it up!
Hmmm, Barn on the 4th of July again, let's stay awake, people! There's life in this one yet.
[Uncle Korky] Where are you? I know I'm miles from anywhere but what's your excuse?
Poltergeist II: The Set Aside
How the West Was Sown
The Charge of the Blight Brigade
Little Slop of Horrors
Live and Let Sty
Pig
Hrududu, Where's My Car?
[I Say Porter] (Heard) Bit of a personal blind spot. Expect more of this.
(4th) I was refering to the DVD "Gold" Edition with deleted scenes, commentary and gag reel. If they can sell it again, I can use it again.
Time and Agrain
(4th) I was refering to the DVD "Gold" Edition with deleted scenes, commentary and gag reel. If they can sell it again, I can use it again.
Time and Agrain
Rye-Bye Birdie
The Farmer, His Wife, The Farmhand and The Bloke What Comes In On Weekends To Help With the Pigs
Jean de Cauliflorette
Milking Miss Daisy
The Thin Durhum
Forrest Stump
Dude, Where's My Stump-grinder?
Stump Up The Volume
In The Name of the Fodder
Alfalfie
and Bring Me the Head of Alfalfa Garcia
Gone With The Wind Farm
Wheat Dreams May Come
Pig Trouble in Little China
Bullitt
[SM] Love "The Farmer...."
The Germinator
Sprout of Africa
Kohlrabi Goes Bananas
Das Root
Flax Gordon
Aeon Flax
Everything You Wanted To Know About Flax But Were Afraid To Ask
Colorado Beetlejuice
Rabe Roy
Silage Marner
The Sward In the Stone
Rutabaga 66
Massey Ferguson or Bust
What's Up Flock?
I Know What Ewe Did Last Summer
The Rambusters
Foraging Bull
The Fabulous Acre Boys
Tarzan of the Grapes
Bull Durham
Wheat About Bob?
The Story of Oat
Wheat Until Dark
Strictly Sorghum
Livestock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Watercress File
Run Silent, Run Sheep!
Of Rice and Men
Where I once lived, sod farming was popular. I shall now pay tribute to the instant lawn industry:
The Grass Menagerie
The Grass Menagerie
Grasslight
Sod's Little Green Acre
Blade Runner
Blade
Mown Away
Black Snake Mown
Mownalisa
Obviouly, I missed the "gardener" version of this game. E'en so, there shouldn't be any duplicates in there.
Lettuce from Iwo Jima
The Carrot Kid
A Chorus Lime
Lawrence of Arable
Geroff Moi Land That Time Forgot
Geroff Moi Land That Time Forgot
Bedtime for Garbanzo
The Herd Man of Alcatraz
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Oat
Singin' in the Grain
Das Goat
Thinking about it, that should have been Das Goot
Rear Windmill
Taladega Nights: The Legend of Hayricky Bobby
Hayricky your so fine, your so fine you blow my mind Hayricky, Hayricky
Tsk. "your". 2/10 See Me.
Alpaca Quiet on the Western Front
The Lion, The Witch and The Water-Trough
Baling for Columbine
Meet the Pitchforkers
The Summer Wheat of '42
Locust Pocus
Escarole from Alcatraz
Is it just me, or is this "Farmer" classification a mite broad for this game? It seems we are using up all sorts of (perfectly acceptable) titles that would be even funnier for different but more restricting occupations. Not complaining, mind, just observing
Thunderbolt and Blight Foot
Chaff The Richard Rowntree vesrion
"vesrion". tsk 2/10 See Me
The Blight of the Phoenix The James Stewart version
Out of Scythe
Sprout Specific
Winnow-the-Pooh
Sprout of Africa
Uncle Tom's Cabbage
Masque of the Red Cabbage
A Fistfull of Sugarbeet
For a Few Beets More
The Good, The Bad and the Beetroot
The Spud, The Bad and the Ugly
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Farm
Graze the Red Lantana
Cattle of the Bulge
Cow Green Was My Valley
Red Beet
Master And Commander Of The Other Side Of The Cowshed
The Cattle of Britain
Cattle on a Hot Tin Roof
Beef Encounter
The Slices of the Lamb
I am Ham
Mars Haystacks
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
The Man With the Golden Grain
[Sierra] Yes, and it also overlaps with several occupations already done. I was about to play Abbatoir -- The Movie and discovered I'd used it in the very first round.
Do you think we should pick another film club then?
William Till
David Copper's Field
Straw Deal
Perhaps we're out of film clubs?
A word from our sponsors?
We could try one more- OPTICIANS, OPTOMETRISTS AND OPHTHALMOLOGISTS, e.g. Eye Spy or Dante's Peek?
Twenty-Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea
Star Trek: First Contacts
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Gaze of Thunder
Glancing with Wolves
Children of the Cornea
Hocus Focus
Vision Quest
Orb Roy
Apt Pupil
The Eye Who Loved Me
The Big E See
Lensgarry Lens Ross
Macula
Hallam Fovea
Cataract on A Retina Roof
Mr. Holland's Myopias
The Stye Who Came In From the Cold
The Silence of the Lens
Bring Me The Bifocals Of Alfredo Garcia
For better or Worse...better...worse...better...worse
Glaucoma
My Glare Lady
Our Man Squint
Pretty in Pink Eye
Astigmatism of the Dump
Star Trek: The Next Macular Degeneration
The Luck of the Iris
The Glasses Menageries
Uvea Only Live Twice
Dioptre Hard
Everything You Wanted To Know About Specs* But Were Afraid to Ask
Vision: Impossible
Tear Duct Soup
LASIK Come Home
Bram Stoker's Ocular
Myopic Left Foot
Lash Tango in Paris
Contact (Lens)
The Andromeda Eyestrain
Tear Hunter
Dilating Miss Daisy
Dilate With A Vengeance
The Unbearable Lightness Of Seeing
Sight Club
Monocle of the Glen
The Camomile Lorgnettes
The Pince-Nez Bride
Deuteranopia, Where's My Car?
Dilate for Murder
Specs, Lies And Videotape
No Optrex, Please, We're British
Legally Blind
Eye Sage
The Nightmare Before Strabismus
For Four Eyes Only
Silence of the Lombs
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl Vision Center
Lasik Sunday Afternoon
Around the Horn Rims
Murder on the Vision Express
The Presbyopic's Analyst
Basic Insquint
The Glaucoma of'42
Mr. Dollond's Opus
Das Boots
Patch Addams
An Inconvenient Lost Nosepad Screw
Everything You Wanted To Know About Spherical Aberration But Were Afraid To Ask
Double Vision or Nothing
The Silence of Bausch and Lomb
The Third Monocle
Three Colour Vision Defects: Protanopia
Three Colour Vision Defects: Deuteranopia
Three Colour Vision Defects: Tritanopia
Three Colour Vision Defects: Deuteranopia
Three Colour Vision Defects: Tritanopia
Seeing-Eye Dog Day Afternoon
Citizen Cane
Braille House Rock
In Like Squint
Meet the Focus
On A Clear Day You Can See....about ten yards
Mon Ocle
[Kim] "Mon Ocle" - nice :-)
Eyewear to Heaven
Butch Cassidy and the Sunglass Kid
LASIK Instinct
La Société du Spectacle
This has stalled somewhat...
SANTA'S GROTTO FILM CLUB
SANTA'S GROTTO FILM CLUB
Hawk the Sleigh-er
The Jingle Bells of St Mary's
Clear and Presents Danger
North Pole by Northwest
The Man Who Flew Too Much
Toy-tal Recall
The Reindeer on the Roof
Fat Man and Little Boy
The Grate Escape
Dasher in the Rye
Dancer with Wolves
Schindler's Christmas list
Ho Ho Ho Brother, Where Art Thou?
Miracle on Easy Street
Three StocKings
Bringing In the Rein
The Elfin Man
Grand Ho Ho Hotel
The Reindeer (Spoof on Hitchcock's "The Birds.")
One Flue Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Longest Sleigh
Fat on A Hot Tin Roof
The Best Little Ho Ho Whorehouse in Texas
Santa Fe Trail
Saint Nicholas Nickelby
Crimson Yuletide
Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Sacks (But Were Afraid To Ask)
When Dasher Met Prancer
Citizen Candy Cane
Roaming Holly Day
The Good, the Bad and the Naughty
American Mince Pie
There's No Business Like Snow Business
The Return of the Pink Santa
The Donner of '42
Hunt for Red Rosy Cheeks
The Trifleman
All Tinselley On The Western Front
An Inconvenient Queen's Speech
The Gifters
8-Mile (it's got wrap music in it)
The Not-so-Thin Man
Me, My Elf and Irene
Little Workshop of Horrors
Rita, Sue and Baubles Too
Elf Not a fan of Will Farrell (sp?), but I can't believe it wasn't thought of before!
Silent Night of the Living Dead
Ding Dong Merrily on High Society
The Santa Bug, The Touch of Santa, Son of Santa, The Brotherhood of Santa, Santa Never Sleeps, Daughters of Santa, Santa Hates You, Sold To Santa ...and many many more.
Claus
Snowman Is An Island
HollyDay On Ice
The Jingle Book
Snow White Beard and the Seven Dwarfs
Citizen Candy Cane
X-mas Men
Sled Dragon
Elfboy
Dog Sleigh Afternoon
The Sleigh of the Triffids
The Sleigh the Earth Stood Still
The Dawn of the Sled
Sled Dawn come to that
Reindeer Man
Clear and Present Danger
Bring Me The Sled Of Alfredo Garcia
[SM] Garcia, at last. Hooray! :-)
Driving Mistletoe
Time for a new club? I was going to suggest Sex Maniac and Nympho Film Club but I'm not sure if the possibility of offending everyone and coaxing responses that will show everyone at their worst is worth the opportunity to play Give Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia.
Has anyone a good idea for a film club?
Has anyone a good idea for a film club?
Nope. Greengrocer's fan club?
Didn't we already do that?
How about Hunter-Gatherer Film Club? That way I can use Bring Me The Herd Of Alfredo Garcia.
Or Ornithologist's Film Club: Bring Me The Bird Of Alfredo Garcia.
Or the Trainspotter's Film Club: Bring Me The 1976 M-702 Diesel Locomotive of Alfredo Garcia
Picnickers' Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Al Fresco Garcia
Funeral directors? Ring me the Dead of Alfredo Garcia
G-Plan Film Club? Bring Me The Bed Of Alfredo Garcia
Colonial Hanging Judges' Film Club? String up the Neds of Diego Garcia
The Young Communists Film Club? Bring Me the Reds of Alfredo Garcia
Pharmacists' Film Club Bring Me The Meds of Alfreda Garcia
Italian Cooking Show Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Garcia, Alfredo
FBI Trainee Film Club? Bring Me The Feds Of Alfredo Garcia
Grateful Dead Fans Film Club? Bring Me the Grateful Dead of Alfredo..no, Jerry Garcia
Irish Film Club? Bring Me The Head of Alfred O'Garcia
Antiques Roadshow Film Club? Ming Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia.
Toxic Materials Clean-Up Crew Film Club? Bring Me The Lead of Alfredo Garcia.
[Irach] - GDFC would also work with Bring Me the Deadheads of Jerry Garcia. If only I had thought of it first. :)
Bankers' Film Club: Bring Me the Credit Rating of Alfredo Garcia
The No-Blondes Here Film Club? Bring Me the Redhead of Alfredo Garcia
Star Trek Fan Film Club Bring Me the Jedi of Alfredo Garcia
The Godfather Fan Club Film Club Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Corleone
Or how about horny teenager explotaition film club? Bring Me The Coed of Alfredo Garcia.
And of course, Welsh Nationalist Film Club - Bring Me The Bewts-Y-Coed Of Alfredo Garcia.
Halfords film club? Bring Me The Headrest Of Alfredo Garcia.
One Hit Wonder Film Club? Bring Me The Right Said Fred of Alfredo Garcia "I'm too sexy for all this driving around with a rotting head on the Mexican Border..."
P*ss-poor Markup FIlm Club? Oh, I already did that.
Dunlop tires film club? Bring me the tread of Alfa Romeo Garcia
Low Expectations Film Club? Bring Me Some Shred Of Alfredo Garcia.
Hip-Hop Makeover Film Club? Bling Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Commuter Railway Film Club? Bring Me The Head-End Power Of Alfredo Garcia
Warburton's Family Film Club? Bake Me The Bread of Alfredo Garcia
Hotel Maids' Film Club? Make Me The Bed of Alfredo Garcia
Run-of-out-Storage-Space Hoarder's Club? Bring Me the Shed of Alfredo Garcia
Golfers' Film Club? Bring Me The Clubhead Of Sergio Garcia
Duck-feeders' Film Club? Sling Me The Bread Of Alfredo Garcia
British History Buff's Club? Bring Me The Ethelred of Alfredo Garcia
Jasper Carrot Film Club? Bringuz The Moped Of Alfredo Garcia
Couldn't resist. Sorry.
Walrus Lovers' Film Society? Bring Me The Pinniped of Alfredo Garcia
Geordie Fillum Club? Bring Wuz The Heed Of That Theor Radgie Fred Garcia Gadgie, Man, Pet, Man.
Geometrician's Film Club? Bring Me The Parallelpiped of Alfredo Garcia
Tank Mechanic's Film Club? Bring me the Tread of Alfredo Garcia
Sorry, just spotted "Dunlop tires". Retracted. aicarG oderflA fo daerT eht em gnirB
Cardiovascular Workout Enthusiasts' Film Club Bring me the Treadmill of Alfredo Garcia
Cemetery Workers' Film Club? Bring Me The Headstone of Alfredo Garcia
Pharmacists' Film Club again? Bring me the Hedex of Alfredo Garcia
Rare Bowie Recording Enthusiasts Film Club? Bring Me The "Helden" of Alfredo Garcia. Just for one day, of course.
Satanists Film Club? Bring Me the Hades of Alfredo Garcia
Anagrammatists Film Club? The Headboard Effacing Rigmarole
Pleasure Seekers' Film Club? Bring Me the Hedonist, Alfredo Garcia
Re: irach - Star Trek Fan Film Club Bring Me the Jedi of Alfredo Garcia.
Shurely Star Wars?
Shurely Star Wars?
Slovenian Film Club? Bring Me The Bled Of Alfredo Garcia
Give Me My Head Back
Chinese Philosophers' Film Club? I Ching Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Ibsen Fans' Film Club? Bring Me The Alfredo of Hedda Gabler
James T Kirk Fan Club Film Commitee best picks? Bring Me The Head Of Khan Noonien Singh
Play School Film Club? Bring Me The Big Ted of Alfredo Garcia
Hairdresser's Film Society? Bring Me the Braid of Alfredo Garcia
Rastafarian Hairdressers' Film Club Bring Me the Dreadlock of Alfredo Garcia
Picnicers' Film Club: Bring Me the Head of Alfresco Garcia
Naval Base Commander's Film Club? Bring Me to the Headquarters of Diego Garcia
I can't believe we haven't had this one already - Bricklayer's Film Club? Bring Me The Hod Of Alfredo Garcia
Gambler's Film Club: Bring me the Spread of Alfredo Garcia
Sewing Circle Film Club: Bring Me the Thread of Alfredo Garcia
Internet porn film club: Britney Gives Head To Alfredo Garcia yes, it's the sheepskin...
Nobel Peace Prize Film Club? Bring Me the Head of Al Gore
Dunlop Enthusiasts Film Club Bring Me the Tread of Alfredo Garcia
Street Hoopla Lovers' Film Club? Bring Me to the Parade of Alfredo Garcia
Cable Internet Network Managers' Film Club? Ping me the Headend of AlfredoGarcia.Com
Doomsday Soothsayers' Film Club? Bring Me the Armageddon, Alfredo Garcia
The ******** Enthuisasts' Film Club? Give Me Some Head, O, Alfredo Garcia
[Kim] Bzzzt! - Repetition
Flintstone's Impersonation Society's Film Club? Bring Me the Fred of Alfredo Garcia
Irish Singer O'Connor's Fans' Film Club Bring Me Sinead, O Alfred O'Garcia
King Arthur Annihilation Society Film Club? Bring Me Mordred, O Alfredo Garcia
King Arthur Annihilation Society Film Club? Bring Me Mordred, O Alfredo Garcia
[irach] Buzz! Graham III already did Dunlop Film club almost word for word.
Unix Batch Text Editor Film Club? Bring Me The Sed Of Alfredo Garcia
Unix Batch Text Editor Film Club? Bring Me The Sed Of Alfredo Garcia
Mathematical Proof Film Club? Bring Me The QED Of Alfredo Garcia
Calendar Abreviationist (midweek chapter) Film Club? Bring Me The Wed. Of Alfredo Garcia.
Counter Spy Assasination Film Club?Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Gar, CIA.
"If you're going out anyway could you just" Film Club? Bring Me a Head of Lettuce
Toast Lovers Film Club. Singe Me The Bread of Alfredo Garcia
Defence Radar Enthusiasts' Film Club Bring me the NORAD of Alfredo Garcia.
Semi-Precious Stone Jewellery Makers' Film Club Bring Me the Jade of Alfredo Garcia
Bible-readers Film Club: Bring Me the Head of Giovanni Battista
Sick to Death of Tolkien Movie Adaptations Film Club? Bring Me The Head Of Bilbo Baggins.
Marmite, Bovril and Assorted Condiments Fanciers' Film Club? Bring me the Spread of Alfredo Garcia
Swedish Furniture Film Club? Bring me a bed from Alfredo's IKEA
[Juxta] Very good :-)
Sneaker Film Club? Bring Me The Keds Of Alfredo Garcia.
Photoemitting Semiconductor Designer Film Club? Bring Me The LED of Alfredo Garcia
Apropos of this recent spate of "Garcias", I thought you guys should link to this story and have a giggle.
Domestic Help Seekers' Film Club? Bring Me the Maid of Alfredo Garcia
Eugenics Proponents' Film Club? Bring Me the Well-Bred Alfredo Garcia
Shipboard Facilities Film Club? :Bring Me To The Head Of The SS Alfredo Garcia
Wales Tourism Promotion Board Film Club? Bring Me to Gwynedd, O Alfredo Garcia
Tom Clancy Tie-In Film Club? Bring Me The Red October (of Alfredo Garcia).
Microsoft Project Film Club? Bring Me The Schedule Of Alfredo Garcia
Tiara and Crown Manufacturers' Guild Film Club? Bling We the Head of Alfredo Garcia
[irach] That comes perilously close to repetition. I hear the sounds of the barrel bottom being scraped.
Coopers Film Club? Bring Me the Barrel of Alfredo Garcia
Take-Me-To-Your-Leader Film Club? Bring me the head of Pyongyang, Korea
People-Wanting-to-be-taken-on-a-trip-when-that-pesky-Alfredo-Garcia-has-been-chosen-to-go Film Club? Bring me instead of Alfredo Garcia
Trying-to-lure-Alfredo's-Girlfriend-Away Film Club? Ring me instead of Alfredo Garcia
Amateur Jewellery Makers' Film Club? String Me The Bead of Alfredo Garcia
The Society For the Preservation Of The Dignity of Dead People Through Cosmetic Grooming Film Club? Trim Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia. [blamelewis] I liked your "instead" ones very much.
[SM] Thanks :)
Amateur Crooners' Film Club? Sing Me the Ballad of Alfredo Garcia
Getting it Slightly Wrong People's Film Club? Dude! Where's the Head of Alfredo Garcia?
[Phil] Ha, like that =)
Yin Me the Yang of Alfredo Garcia
Solely because I have no better ideas Film Club Flog me the Dead Horse of Alfredo Garcia (or to put it another way - how about moving on?)
How about
DOUBLE BILL FILM CLUB
Sherlock Holmes and Julie Andrews in 'The Hound of Music'
Jeff Bridges and Vivien Leigh in 'Tron With The Wind'
Aragorn and Tarka the Otter in Lord of the Ring of Bright Water.
George Clooney and Deborah Kerr in 'Three Kings and I' [lol bigsmith]
Eddie Murphy and Sally Field in 'Trading Places in the Heart'
Steve Martin and Lee Marvin in 'Cheaper by the Dirty Dozen'
Jessica Alba and Billy Crystal in 'Sin City Slickers'
Warren Oates and David Hemmings in 'Bring Me The Head Of Alfred The Great [Sorry!!]
Joseph Fiennes and Hugh Grant in Shakespeare in Love, Actually
Bruce Willis and Jack Palance in Hudson Hawk the Slayer
Clint Eastwood and John Candy in High Plains Trains and Automobiles Drifter
Clint Eastwood and Meg Ryan in When Dirty Harry Met Sally
Nicholas Cage and Ben Kingsley in 'Gandhi in Sixty Seconds'
Hilary Swank and James Earl Jones in Boys Don't Cry, the Beloved Country
N!xau and Gene Wilder in The Gods Must be Stir Crazy
John Wayne and David Bowie in The Man Who Shot The Man Who Fell to Earth
Keanu Reeves and Joaquin Phoenix in Matrix Signs
Brad Davis and Fred Astaire in Von Ryan's Midnight Express
William Powell and Doris Day in The Thin Man Who Knew Too Much
Danny DeVito and "Wart" in Romancing the Sword in the Stone
Steve McQueen and Roberts Mitchum/De Niro in The Great Escape Fear
Paul Newman ad Jane Fonda in Cat Ballou on a Hot Tin Roof
Walt Disney and Guillermo Del Toro present Peter Pan's Labyrinth
Julia Roberts and Boris Karloff in The Runaway Bride of Frankenstein
Jack Lemmon and Genevieve Bujold in Ann of The Thousand Days of Wine and Roses
Roger Moore and Bruce Willis in Live and Let Die Hard
Hugh Jackson and Demi Moore in A Few Good X-Men
Haley Joel Osment and Will Smith in AI, Robot
Martin Lawrence and Paris Hilton in Big Momma's House of Wax
Clint Eastwood and Debra Winger in Where Leagal Eagles Dare
Al Gore and Uma Thurman in An Inconvenient Truth About Cats And Dogs
Ralph Fiennes and Rowan Atkinson in The Johnny English Patient
Cameron Diaz and Dick Van Dyck in There's Something About Mary Poppins
Sid James and Sissy Spacek in Carrie on Camping
Maureen O'Hara and Patty Duke in How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls
Audrey Hepburn and the Mutt in My Fair Lady and the Tramp
Daniel Day-Lewis and John Cusack in the ludicrously ponderous The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich
Timothy Dalton and Greogry Peck in Licence to Kill a Mockingbird
Angelina Jolie and Harrison Ford in Tomb Raiders of the Lost Ark
Richard Dreyfuss and Celia Johnson in Brief Encounters of the Third Kind
George C. Scott and Javier Bardem in Dr. Strangelove in the Time oF Cholera
The Beatles and Katharine Hepburn in A Hard Day's Journey Into Night
Henry Fonda and Lou Romano in The Grapes of Ratatouille
Henry Fonda and William Shatner in Star Trek 2: The Grapes of Khan
Henry Fonda and John Cleese in Monty Python and the Holy Grapes
Jhnny Depp and Henry Fonda in What's Eating Gibert's Grapes of Wrath
Richard Dreyfuss and Orson Wells in Close Encounters of the Third Man
Vin Diesel and Ewan MacGregor in Pitch Black Hawk Down
Walter Matthau and Robert Morley in Those Magnificent Grumpy Old Men in Their Flying Machines
Julia Roberts and Trevor Howard in The Pelican Brief Encounter
Kate Hudson and Tom Cruise in How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days Of Thunder
Yul Brynner and Brad Pitt in The Magnificent Se7en
Elliot Gould and Michelle Holmes in Bob, Carol, Ted, Alice, Rita, Sue and Bob, Too.
Bill Murray and Molly Ringwald in Pretty in Pink Stripes
Dan Futterman and Michael Palin in Shooting Fish Called Wanda
Audrey Hepburn and Kathy Bates in Breakfast at the Whistle Stop Cafe
Sylvester Stallone and Marlon Brando in Last Tango and Cash in Paris
Bette Davis and Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now, Voyager
Steve Martin and Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing Rotten Scoundrels
Marilyn Monroe and Simon Pegg in Some Like It Hot Fuzz
The voice of Tom Hanks and Corinne Clery in Toy Story of O.
Alistair Sim and Catherine Deneuve in Belles Du Jour of St Trinnians
The voice of Tom Hanks and John Hurt in Midnight Polar Express
Jeanne Moreau and Drew Barrymore in Jules E.T. Jim
Raul Julia and Mominmamma in Finn Family Values
Zooey Deschanel an Dirk Bogarde in A Bridge To Terabithia Too Far
Colin Firth and Sienna Miller in The Importance of Being A Woman of No Importance
Uncle Remus, Bloody Mary and Kenny in Song of the South Park Pacific
Roberto Benigni and John Cleese in The Life of Brian is Beautiful
Richard Dreyfuss and Richard Basehart in Close Encounters of the Third Reich
Marlene Dietrich, Spencer Tracey and Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2- Judgement Day at Nurenberg
Hugh Grant and Jake Gyllenhaal in The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down Brokeback Mountain
Barbara Streisand and Wynona Ryder in Funny Girl, Interrupted
Daniel Day Lewis and Liza Minelli in Gangs of New York, New York
Omar Sharif and Katherine Zeta Jones in Dr. Chicago
Jenny Agutter and Jack Nicholson in Walkabout Schmidt
Tura Santana and Uma Thurman in Faster, Pussycat, Kill, Kill Bill!
Catherine Hepburn and Ringo Starr in A Hard Day's Journey Into Night.
Sorry, I didn't see Robin had already put that one on the Marquee. Retracted.
I'll replace it with Paul Newman and Winona Ryder in Fat Man and Little Women.
and Michael J. Fox and Keith Gordon in Christine Wolf.
Hugh Grant and Michael Caine in Four Weddings and a Funeral in Berlin
An all-star cast, too numerous to mention, in The Man Who Would Be The Man Who Wasn't The Man Who Knew The Man Who Sued The Man Who Shot The Man Who Forgot The Man Who Fell to Earth
Brigitte Bardot, Goldie Hawn and Tom Hanks in Saving A Very Private Ryan Benjamin Affair
Harrison Ford and Michael J. Fox in The Empire Strikes Back to the Future
Kevin Costner and a giant monster in Cloverfield of Dreams
Dick Van Dyke and Robert Downey Jr in Kiss Bang Chitty Chitty Kiss Bang - or something
John Cleese and Mickey Rourke in Rumblefish Called Wanda
Ewan McGregor and Walter Matthau in Star Wars I: Dennis the Menace
Vinnie Jones and Leonard Nimoy in Lock, Spock and Two Smoking Barrels
Henry Fonda and Michael Rennie in The Longest Day The Earth Stood Still
Shirley Temple and Tom Cruise in Curly Top Gun
Louis Gossett, Jr.and Marilyn Monroe in An Officer and a Gentleman Prefer Blondes
Chritian Slater and Sean Connery in Gleaming the Cuba.
Sean Connery and Andy Griffith in Dr No Time For Sergeants
Sean Connery and Emma Thompson in From Russia With Love Actually
Sean Connery and Billy Crystal in City Slickers II: The Search For Curly's Goldfinger
Sean Connery and Johnathon Tucker in Thunderball In The House (Walk-on by Hugh Laurie)
Sean Connery and Gene Hackman in You Only Live Twice In A Lifetime
Geaorge Lazenby and Ava Cadell in On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
George, obviously.
Sean Connery and Cornell Wilde in Diamonds are Forever Amber
Roger Moore and Harreiet Hammond in Live and Let Live and Let Die
Roger Moore and David Niven in The Man With The Golden Guns of Navarrone
Roger Moore and Jim Carrey in The Spy Who Loved Me, Myself & Irene
Roger Moore and Lionel Jefferies in The First Men in the Moonraker
Roger Moore and Marsha Mason in For Your Eyes Only When I Laugh
Roger Moore and Sean Connery in The Hunt For Red Octopussy
Roger Moore and Eric Stoltz in A View To Killing Zoe
Timothy Dalton and Lori Cardille in The Living Day of the Dead
Timothy Dalton and Gregory Peck in Licence to Kill a Mockingbird
Pierce Brosnan and Gary Busey in Goldeneye of the Tiger
Pierce Brosnan and Dennis Quaid in The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies
Pierce Brosnan and Mel Brookes in The History of the World is Not Enough
Pierce Brosnan and James Woods in Die Another Day In Paradise
Tamara Dobson, Daniel Craig and Woody Allen in Cleopatra Jones and the Casino Royale
and Harriet obviously.
Marlon Brando and Nasstassja Kinski in Last Tango in Paris, Texas
Boris Karloff and Robin Wright Penn in The Princess Bride of Frankenstein
Jodie Foster and Daniel Day-Lewis in Panic Room With A View
Sidney Poitier, Humphrey Bogart and the Marx Brothers in In The Heat of the Night in Casablanca
Nia Vardalos and Drew Barrymore in My Big Fat Greek Wedding Singer
Matthew Broderick and Paul Anka in Ferris Buehler's Longest Day Off
Paul Newman and the Queen of Hearts in Absence of Malice in Wonderland
Paul Newman and Rebecca De Mornay in The Cool Hand Luke That Rocks the Cradle
John Cleese and Burt Reynolds in Smokey and the Time Bandits
Jane Powell and John Belushi in Seven Brides for Seven Blues Brothers
Will Smith and Anna Paquin in The Fresh Prince of Jane Eyre
Al Pacino and Tim Allen in Shaggy Dog Day Afternoon
Macaulay Culkin and Lassie in Lassie Come Home Alone
Joseph Cotten and Humphrey Bogart in The Citizen Kane Mutiny
Liza Minelli and Drew Barrymore in CabarET
Judy Garland and Tom Cruise in A Star Is Born On The 4th July
Jim Carrey and a flying elephant in Dumb & Dumbo
Emmy Rossum and Groucho Marx in The Phantom of a Night At the Opera
Lea Thompson and Groucho Marx in Howard the Duck Soup
Heath Ledger and Groucho Marx in The Four Horsefeathers
Daniel Day-Lewis and Shirley Maclaine in The Last of the MohiCan Cans
Vincent Price and David Carradine in The Mask of the Red Death Race 2000
Vivien Leigh and Toad in Gone with the Wind in the Willows
Nick Nolte and Mel Gibson in Peaceful Road Warrior
Richard Harris and Groucho Marx in A Man Called Horsefeathers
David Bennent and his canine buddy Rin Tin Tin in the Guenter Grass classic The Adventures of the Rin Tin Tin Drum
Alan Alda and Paul Scofield in A Man for All The Four Seasons
Kevin Costner and Clint Eastwood in A Tin Cupful of Dollars
Off topic, but: has there ever been a game of MC or MC players' film club?
Tuj Dredd
The Slipper and the Rosie
The Juxtaposeidon Adventure
High Sierra Mike
Irouléguys and Dolls
The King and Irach
Citizen Kim
Bigsmith in Little China
Phil Met By Moonlight
Dunx and Dunxer
Korky's
La Vie En Rosie
Mr. Bigsmith Goes To Washington
The Chalky Horror Picture Show
Robin Roy
True Magritte
The Hand That Raaks the Cradle
Phil-Adelphia
Der Himmel Ueber Merlyn
The Legend of the Quendalon Ranger
The Madness of Graham III
A Tuj of Class
Oh Mr I Say, Porter!
The Devil Softwares Prada
Shallow Pave
Who Framed Roger rab
Meet Me In Blamelewis
Irachildren of Men
The Magritte Train Robbery
Invasion of the Body Irachers
The Bigsmith Lebowski
The Raaky Horror Picture Show
Dujon of Arc
Projoy Luck Club
Eternal Sunshine of the Inkspotless Mind
Withnail and irach
Néa Dark
Raak to the Future
Phil and Ted's Excellent Adventure
Nfras Times at Ridgemont High
Penelope Goes Bananas
Irachnophobia
"Irachnophobia" - very good! But is it good form to "do" oneself?
What the... Mr and Mrs Bigsmith
In that case, Korky Park
Boogie nights
Phil Met By Moonlight
The Marc of Zorro
Kim
Chalky's
Teenage Mutant Ninja Flerdles
Broadway Danny Rosie
Bombay Chalky
A View To a Phil
Merlyn
Dan By Me [Tuj] Fantastic idea.
The Virgin Quendalon
Prêt-à-I-Say,Porter
The Perfect StormWraith
Breadmaster and Commander
Rita, Sue and Blob too
Being ImNotJohn Malkovich
Herr Bratsche To The Future
Ice Age Porter
[blamelewis] It's all in the contribs. Honestly, some of these are hysterical. I'm amazed it hadn't been done before.
Picnic at Hanging Raak
Herr Bratsche in the Rye
Raak Around the Clock
There Will Be Blob
Anthrax Whirl With A Pearl Earring
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo GarNéa
The Man Who Would Be Kim
A Guide To Recognising Your St Dogmael
Quendalon Up The Khyber
Carlito's PaulWay
Kill TUA Mockingbird
Cheats a little with Herr B. Goes To Monte Carlo
A Frogstar is Born
Broadway Danny Rosie
Not strictly a movie but Malcolm in the Flerdle
Blue Crusher
The Madness of Graham III
Software Eagles Dare
[Kim] Bzzzzzt! See Tuj - above! :-)
[Kim] Bzzzzzt! See Tuj - above! :-)
They Came And LotUS
Run, Hugo, Rune
MrWildpAntz
The Prestuj
Look out Pablo
The Treasure of the SierraMike
nfras and the Furious
Blamelewis You Were Here
Blame it on Lewis
The Empire Strikes Raak :)
The Dan Who Would Be King
Raakula
The Running Dan
The Projoy of Sex
Point Braak [blamelewis] Empire Strikes Raak - spilt coffee alert!
Where GoogolplexTheAmazingBalancingGoatFromLuxemburg's Dare
Thos Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines
Flerdle on the Roof. <plug> Incidentally, we're doing this show in November. Book your Eurostar tickets now.</plug>
Risking a non-specific pronunciation with Dr. Qu+xumlittle
How the Grinch Stole Kretschmar
Run, Fat German, Run
A man called Thos
The Absolute Truth About Projoy Wrestling (I love you imdb...)
The Blob
Ameenator 2: Judgment Day
Things To Do In Denver When You're Dan
Not a film, but I can't resist: The Tonight Show With JLEno
O botherer, Where Art Thou?
James Bond, anyone? A View TUA Kill, MoonRaaker, GoldPhilger.
A nights To Remember
What The Blob Do We Know?
Finding Nina
My Big Fat German Wedding
Herr Bratzsche, The Movie
Run, LotUS, Run (I haven't checked this game in ages; these are excellent!)
(and I start with one that I now see is highly derivative of IS,P!'s moves. Oh well.)
CdMpire of the Sun
[Juxtapose] Followed by The CdMpire Strikes Back, no?
[INJ] Love MYBFGW!
[INJ] Love MYBFGW!
Pave The Last Dance
The Caucasian Chalky Circle
Men In RavenBlack
Three Colours: Blue-Glass, Chalky, Rosie
[CdM] clever...! Night at the MuCdM (not so clever...)
Y Yer Mom Tambien
[INJ] If we're going back to Heritage Players: Gentlemen Prefer The Blondie Chick
The discreet CdM of the bourgeoisie
And reworking one of irach's earlier efforts - Teenage mutant nINJa turtles Every time I think this game's had it, someone comes up with another twist - brilliant!
Me, Myself & irach - obvious, surely?
The Time Sprout Who Loved Me
Dr. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
The Quendalongest Day
St Dogmael Day Afternoon
Stop, Or Yer Mom Will Shoot!
How to lose Irouléguy in 10 days
Kill Phil
DrQu+xum of Solace [UK,nfras] Simple but effective =)
[nfras] Eeeek!
Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Googleplex the Amazing Balancing Goat from Luxembourg (But Were Afraid to Ask) (someone had to)
Yokimbo
The Last Kim of Scotland
Jim Carrey in the execrable The nat In The Hat
SimonsMithnail & I
Chalky & The Bandit
I Say, Miss Potter!
Ice Age, Porter!
Desperately Seeking Suzy Creamcheese
[UK] BZZZZZT! on the Ice Age Porter one. This seems to be running out of steam a tad.
[IS,P!] Sorry, guv! Anthrax Whirl of a Thousand Days?
I agree - but what fun it was... do we dare try the "Naughty Words Film club"? or am I just too juvenile?
Hidden text
(e.g. The Joy Fuck Club)Just going to jump in quickly with Kim Kong...
Raiders of the Lost Raak...
...and Herr Bratsche Me If You Can.
Goldflerdle
Singin' in the Raak
Glengarry Glen Raak
Last Kinrah Scotland
They Kim and Ate Us following on from my earlier They Came and LotUS.
A Fistflerdle Dollars. Flerdle Few Dollars More
Catch Me If You Kinrah [IS,P] You put my flerding to shame ;)
Sweeny Tuj: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Dr. Stormwraith or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Blob SW doesn't really fit in there, but I wanted to stick someone else in there anyway >.>
Si-tanic
Tuj Have and Have Not
ChalKey Largo
I think we can keep this going for a while with Si. You know, CaSino Royale. The PasSion of the Christ, MisSion ImposSible...
Not to mention The PoSidon Adventure
The Si Who Loved Me
Si Freedom
American Si
GoldenSi
MisSisSippi Burning
Reach for the Si
Sinbad and the Si of the Tiger
Hang 'Em Si
Si, Robot
Si Left Foot
Si Was Monty's Double
Sicho
Bridge of Si's (with apology's for the apostrophe)
Si Another Day
The InSider
Have we committed suiSide?
Shall we try
The Humphrey Lyttelton Memorial Film Club
I Was Monty's Double Entendre
The Lyttleton Shop of Horrors
Forrest Humph
Sam Likes It Hot [nfras] A fine idea!
Mostly relevant, but I feel I have to revive this old gag: Tim Brooke-Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Sven the Wind Blows
Play With It Again, Sam
Jazz and Jazz 2 just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
Not a movie but Oh Lyttelton of Bethlehem
Body Double-entendre
There's Smut About Mary
Three Bad Pennies in the Fountain
OK this ran out of steam faster than I thought. Anyone like to suggest a new club?
Artists, Painters, Cartoonists and Sculptors' Film Club
The Man who Drew Too Much
Hunt for Red Ochre
The Big Easel
Medium-Tooth 18lb Drawing Paper Moon
The Road to Manetdalay
Bring me a head of Alfredo Garcia
Still Life Is Beautiful
The Color of Manet
Open Watercolour
Damien Hirst Wives Club
Cézanne of Green Gables
The Last Tempera
Drawing Miss Daisy
Bring Me the Head of Diego Rivera
Carry On Constable
Nothing To Lose Lautrec
Sumi and Dupree
On Crimson Lake
From Brushes with Love
Venus de Milo & Stitch
O, Brother, Where Art Thou?
The Big Kandinsky
Easel Rider
Sisley Act
The Millais on the Floss
Sketch 22
Divine Secrets of the Goya Sisterhood
Out of the Pastel
Paint Misbehavin'
Oh What a Lovely Warhol
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Sculpt
The Prints of Egypt
Stretching the definition of 'sculptor' slightly - Acropolis Now
The Fresco Kid
Mustn't forget that famous surrealist musical Hello Dali
And Steve McQueen's classic, Pallitt
The Landscape The Time Forgot?
The Colour of Monet. Or is it Manet? I can never remember.
Cerulean Blue Velvet
Pallet Joey
Oops, I just saw irach's "colour of manet". It wasn't deliberate.
Hollywood or Bust
Mad Max Ernst- The Rodin Warrior
Bulletproof Munch
A Rivera Runs Through It
Lady In The Watercolour
Monsters, Ink.
A View To Acrylic
The Still Life of David Gale
Action Jackson Pollock
Michaelangelo Clayton
Good old Mona Lisa - not a pun, but I had to get it off my chest.
HB Goes Bananas
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Grisaille Skull
The Best Little Bauhaus in Texas
The Haywain's World
The Greatest Lowry Ever Sold
Toulouse Lautrek - The Motion Picture
Cast Times at Ridgemont High
Hollywood or Bust
Rodin Trip
Nude, Where's My Car?
Baroque Around the Clock
Gr-aph-ic Park
Mr. Belvedere Goes to Collage
Gentlemen Prefer Bronze
The Day of the Chagall
Warhol Games
Meet Me and Paint Louis
Live and Let Dye
From Brusher, with Love
Paint Killer Jane
Madder on the Orient Express
Pallet Joey
A Geordie remake - Magritte Fat Greek Wedding
A Guide to Recognising your Paints
Burnt Umber Milkwood
The Sponge Bob Square Paints Movie -a Cubist painter, he
One for the Aussies out there - Kill Bill Henson
What's Eating Gilbert & George Grape?
Damien Hirst: Omen 2
The Importance of Being Ernst
Munch-struck
Message in a Botticelli
Wait Until Brach
Mission: Impasto
Pastel Cid
Cain and Sable
Easel Rider
Turner Prize and Hooch
The Lady Varnishes
Dali 'M' for Murder
The Road to Del Prado
Orosco on the Hudson
The Doodler on the Roof
Clash of the Titians [Supplices] Excellent stuff, esp. "Dali". Are you new? Welcome, if you are. With quality like that, you can afford to be <b>bold</b>
Rembrandt the Titans
Bring Me the Head of Diego Rivera
Paint your Fragonard [Kim] Thank you :) I wandered here from Orange and couldn't resist.
CarrHieronymus the KhyBosch. A bit strained, that one.
The Miró Crack'd
For a Few Henrys Moore
The Life of Brian Sewell
The Ink-redible Hulk
Lorenzo's Oils... de Medici, that is
The Wizard Of Op
Five Weeks in Le Salon
Whistler Down The Wind [Supplices] Welcome anyway, but I'm afraid you've blotted your copybook. I did "Diego Rivera" further up the list.
The Van Gogh-Between [Kim} Trying to scrub copybook. Thought I'd read the whole game - sorry!
Quo Matisse
Magritte The Parents [Supplices] No apology necessary. Some strings get so long that it is an effort to read them through.
School of Rococo
Cezanne of Green Gables
The Rothko of God
[Supplices] Not to mention The Grapes of Rothco and Star Trek II: The Rothco of Khan.
For A Few Dollars Moore
Bride of Epstein
The Seven Samurai, directed by Akira Chiaraoscuro
Picasso na Hot Tin Roof [Kim] re: Henry Moore/Sergio Leone - see Friday
A Fistful Of Dürers
The Hol bein Yards
Hard Kandinsky [I Say, Porter!]The Hol bein Yards made me laugh out loud.
Rockwell: The U.F.O. Cover-Up
Ma Vie en Rosa Bonheur
No Country for Old Masters
A Man Calder Horse
Rijn Man
Kahlo Grave
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Chagalled Me
SuperMan Ray
Where Easels Dare
Lady and Duchamp
Vermeer Hunter
Four Weddings and a Few Murals
Road to PerTitian
Hergé's adventures of Tintoretto. (Not a film as such, but, hey.)
Faster, Poussin, Kill, Kill!
Die Another Dégas
Caravaggio Up The Khyber
Dada Daycare
How Toulouse A Guy in 10 Days
Rear Winslow
A Fistful of Dalis
For a Few Dalis More
True Magritte
Bring Me The Portrait of Dorian Grey
Cartoonists also? then:
Mr Holland's "Opus"
The Third "Milo"
"Dallas" Man on Earth
"Portnoy's" Complaint
"Bill the Cat" on a Hot Tin Roof
The Bloom's probably off this one by now. Sorry. Couldn't think of how to do Binkley, Cutter John or Hodge-Podge.
Mr Holland's "Opus"
The Third "Milo"
"Dallas" Man on Earth
"Portnoy's" Complaint
"Bill the Cat" on a Hot Tin Roof
The Bloom's probably off this one by now. Sorry. Couldn't think of how to do Binkley, Cutter John or Hodge-Podge.
The Lost Language of Cranach
Thorougly Modern Wassily
The Name of the Rosetti
The Turner of the Screw
Miró on 34th Street
The Plinth of Tides
Blame it on Rie
Vertical Klimt
Gentileschi Prefer Blondes
Blake Placid
Born In A Bruegel
Au Renoir les enfants
Return of the Pink Painter
(Contemporary TV Alert) The Leongroad da Vinci
On the Watercolour Front
Hello Dali
Millais Rouge
The Grapes of Rothko
Le Nouveau Mondrian
[Sierra Mike] you forgot "Lola Granola" the Cuckoo's Nest, but I fear it really should be the cartoonist rather than individual characters, otherwise we'll be spending aeons on Sergeant "Peppermint Patty"'s Lonely Hearts Club Band, "Marcie" Attacks!, The Thin Red "Linus" and the like. "Calvin" A Hot Tin Roof, anyone?
[I Say, Porter] Then we should ban the artist's equipment too. No more palettes, easels, brushes, paints and so forth. I took my lead from the prior moves in the game.
[SM] Bollocks to that. Every Which Way But "Professor Calcu"Loose
The "Snowy" Queen
[I Say, Porter] No need to be rude. I'll stop making moves until the subject changes. Will that suffice?
Titian's Twelve
La Collage aux Folles
Nothing Toulouse
To Seurat With Love
My Dinet with André
Four Weddings Andy Warhol
[SM] I simply conceded your point about allowing characters-in-cartoons (hence my two Tintin-related posts). Keep it up!
Saturday Night And Wattersonday Morning And what a Sunday morning it was...!
Grosse Pointillism Blank
Full Metal Jacquet
Time for a change?
I think so...
How about Opera-goers Film Club?
Aria Window? That sort of thing?
Dead Carmen
Wagner's Ring of Bright Water
Porky's and Bess
Lord of the Ring des Nibelungen
The Aida House Rules
Bye Bye Verdi
Debbie Does Callas
The Madame Butterfly Effect
Speed 2: Caruso Contralto
Treble Without a Cause
Con Aria
The Tenor Commandments
Wagner the Dog
Out of L'Africaine
Beverly Sills Cop
The Pirates of Penzance: At The World's End
Turandot of Duty
Midnight in the Covent Garden of Good and Evil
la Scala Purple
The Battle of Britten
Glengary Glen Rossini
Die Fledermaus Rules
Speed 2: Caruso Control
[nfras] Whoops - sorry, didn't spot it.
The Merry Widowmaker
The Pearl Fisher King
Seven Bartered Brides for Seven Brothers
Fidelio on the Roof
Dude, Where's My Carmen?
The Golden Vanity Fair
Lake Placido
The Love For Three Colours: Orange
Otello, Dolly
Die Zauberflöte Hard
A few from the master, Gioachino Rossini e Point Blank
Jacob's Gazza Ladra
Don't Guillame Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
See No Evil, Hear No Evil Barbiere di Siviglia
Jacob's Gazza Ladra
Don't Guillame Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead
See No Evil, Hear No Evil Barbiere di Siviglia
Carmen In Black
Octopuccini
The Scarlatti Letter
Operetta 13
Brassed Orff
Rattle and Humperdinck
Pava Rotti Scoundrels
The Glyndebourne Identity
The Prince Igor and the Pauper
Call Me Madam Butterfly
What's Eating Gilbert & Sullivan
As proceedings seem to have stalled again, I'm going to suggest the next round to be Name-Droppers' Film Club - no idea if this is a runner or not, but let's see what happens!
Things to do in John Denver when you're dead
The Englishman who went up a Jimmy Hill and came down a mountain
Cliff Richard hanger
Freddie Star Wars
Mary Quantum of Solace
Indiana Jones and the Johnny Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
The camomile Lorne Greene
The Malcolm X Files
Paris Hilton, Texas... is that the idea?
[IS,P!] Indeed! Speed 2: Tom Cruise Control
Sean Connery of the Dead
Johnny Rotten Scoundrels
The Thomas Crown Af-Fred Astair(e)
Moby Dick van Dyke
The Dennis Taylor of Panama
Anne Diamond of a Thousand Days
The Trouble with Harry Connick, Jr.
Oliver North by Nortwest
Easy Winona Rider
When Harry H. Corbett Met Sally Jessie Raphael
The Blair Witch Project
Agnes Moorehead of God
Bob Dole and Ted Moult and Carol Channing and Alice Cooper
Sally Field of Dreams
The ML King and I
Reverend Sun Myung Moon-struck</>
How Mae West Was Won
Cheney Reaction
Bring Me The Ned Sherrin of Alfredo Garcia
Batman: Darcus Howe Knight
The Dear Holly Hunter
Jumpin' Jack Nicholson Flash
Romancing Oliver Stone
Thomas Mann- Who Knew Too Much
Batman Begin
Jack Lord of War
A Ringo Starr is Born
Live and Let Di
Citizen Caine
Tamara Beckwith Never Dies
Ishtara Palmer-Tomkinson
Into the Wilde
Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas
Dirty Danson
Favourites so far: "Herbie Hancock Goes Bananas" and "Moby Dick Van Dyke". Two films I'd pay to see!
The Admirable Michael Crichton
The Admirable Michael Crichton
Jeff Bridges of Madison County
Sweet Home Barak Obama
The McCain Mutiny
Tim Brooke-Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Song of the Saud
Bjorn Free
Look Who's Hawking Now
Mary Shelley's Einstein
The Princess Michael of Kent Diaries
The Jade Goody, the Bad and the Ugly
The Full Field Marshal Monty
Bjork to the Future
The Unbearable Lightness of Bing Crosby
Peter Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
The Peter May Tricks
The Phantom of the Oprah
The Magnificent Severiano
A Man Called Morse
David Jason and the Argonauts
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down An Yves Montand
Bring Me the Head of Andy Garcia
Wagner the Dog
Donna Summer of '42
The Fabulous Tom Baker Boys
The Man Who Would Be Don King
Eric Bristow the Viking
Freddie Mercury Rising
Sunday Bloody Sunday Rose
The Shiloh Pitt and the Pendulum
Doris Day of the Jackal
The Diana Doors
Rita Tushingham, Sue Perkins, and Bob Holness Too
Seven McBrides for Seven Brothers
The Man Who Would Be Don King
Nightmare Ali
Amin Streets
Where Sehgals Dare
A Manilow fore All Seasons
Star Wars: Episode IV - A Bob Hope
[Phil] An actual LOL, and in the office too.
St Elmo's Fayed
St Elmo's Fayed
Carry On Malcolm Sargeant
Carry On John Constable
Carry On Cleo Rocos
[nfras] :-)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Gayle
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Gayle
The Thin Red Imrie
Things To Do in John Denver When You're Dead
Play Misty May-Treanor for Me
A Streetcar Named Des'ree
Hitler Parade
The Wright Stuff
Fool's Golda
Dayan Young
Arthur Fiedler on the Roof
My Osama of Love
My Osama of Love
To Yasser, With Love
Mr Rabin's Holiday
The Lord Long and the Claire Short and the Tall
Run, Lola Ferrari, Run
White Comaneci
Driving Miss Daisy Fuentes
Gunfight at the O.J. Corral
Romijn Holiday
Drop Dead Fred West
Little Orphan Giuliani
Laetitia Casta-way
The Name of the Rosemarie Clooney
Freddie Mercury vs Jason
DeGaulle of the Wild
The Last Action Hirohito
JK Rowling Thunder
Frankie Fraser and Johnny
[irach] OJ Corral - very nice
[irach] OJ Corral - very nice
Trudeau Lies
Meg Ryan's Express
Bring Me The Anthony Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Good Morning Vijay Singh
The Thatcher in the Rye
Star Wars I: Dennis the Menace
Bono on the Fourth of July
Gotari!
Crouching Tiger Woods, Haydn Dragon
The Joe Biden Adventure
Olivier!
Dances with Wolverhampton Wanderers
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill But Came Down a Ponting
Warne Free
Turner and Gooch
The Prince and the Lauper
The Trouble with Debbie Haary
Monte Carlo Ponti
Loren of Arabia
Sarkozy and the Pussycats
[irach] Prince and the Lauper - v. good, gold star and a merit badge.
The African Queen Latifah
Rita Hayworth, Sue Lawley and Bob Wilson, Too.
The Magnificent Sven Goran Ericksson
Educating Rita Hayworth
The Maos that Roared
Valli of the Dolls
The Miracle of Goebbels
The Veronica Lake House
Hambernard Hill
Cleeses of Nazareth
What's Eating Gilbert & George Grape?
Tinker, Liz Taylor, Soldier, Spy
Glenn Close Encounters of the Third Kind
L'Austin Healey Space
Moonrayparker
You Only Liv Tyler Twice (once would do me, thanks....coat please)
Uma Thurman With The Golden Gun
Fun In Acabilco
Aerosmith Goes to Washington
Beyond the Palin
The Quayle Face
Parton Shots
The Dawn French Lieutenant's Woman
Lenny Henry V
The Madness of King George Formby
Hughie Green was My Valley - or the Paula Yates Version: Hughie Green was My Daddy
Diamonds are for Evita
Ryan O'Neal's Daughter
Rosemary Clooney's Baby
The Dukakis of Hazzard
Ill Met By Keith Moonlight
Mr. Magorium's Stevie Wonder Emporium
Smokey Robinson and the Bandit
Get Richie or Die Tryin'
Glengarry Glenn Diana Ross
Wogan's Run
Three Coins In The Dame Margot Fonteyn
For Whom the Bob Doles
David Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Butch Cassidy and the Charles Dance Kid
Bush's Daddy and his Unbalanced Kid
For Whom LaBelle Tolls
The Battle of Britney
Dirty Carrey
Jagger Vance
Bagger Palance
Bring Me The Head Of Alfred Molina
Debbie Harry Does Dallas
Stop The World, I Want To Get Carl Orff
The Greatest Story Eva Longoria Told
A Fish Called Stevie Wanda
No Country for Goldman
Molina Rouge
T.H. White and the Seven Dwarfs
Bruce Lee Ping Beauty
The Seventh Seinfeld
Seven McBrides for Seven Brothers
Look Who's Talking Tutu
Chirac of the 50' Woman
Gorky Parkinson
The Blue Lampard
Robin Hood, The Artist Formerly Known as Prince of Thieves
Theo Walcott
A Knightley's tale
The Inman
The Wizard of Ozzy Osborne
Rattle and Trump
The Kentucky Freud Movie
The Stallone Ranger
The Cars That Ate Mica Paris
The Fall of the Roman Polanski Empire
Paper Ban Ki-Moon
In the Stiller of the Night
Mean Streeps
Hawn Free
The Cat and the Connery
Dude, Where's my Kahlo
The Thin Red Federline
Get Cartier
Carry On Up The Cuba (Gooding Jr)
Bryan Ferry Cross The Mersey
The Italian Job
A Perfect Gale Storm
Lulu!
The Queen I mean, well, it was just sitting there
Mad Max Geldray
The Life of Brian Trubshaw
Hello D'Olly
Rev. Moon and Sixpence
Rod Stewart Little
Crouching steiger, Hidden Dragon
John Wayne's World
Riddle of the Julian Sands
MC Hammer House of Horror
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge AeroSmith
Jailhouse Rock Hudson or alternatively Rock Hudson Hawk
House of Ax Emanuel, that is...
Run, Lolo Ferrari, Run! Perhaps that's what finished her off... imagine the black eyes...
Run Silent Run Depp
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Imran Khan
Star Trek V: Where No Iman Has Gone Before
and of course Star Trek III: The Search for Dr Spock
Not to mention Star Trek IV: The Voyage (Alec Douglas-) Home
The Darling Buds of Mayall was on the other night too
Viva Zappa!
BraveHurt
A Hard Daniel Day Lewis's M Night Shyamalan ooer...
Good Willis Hunting
On Golden Sondheim
True Britt (Ekland)
Montalbán. Oh, Or Bust!
20000 Tiegs under the Sea
Flash Gordon Liddy
The T Hird Man
and the sequel Thora! Thora! Thora!
Billy Ocean's Eleven (Twelve and Thirteen).
Bridge to TerryWogan
The Eagle Has Orlando'ed
Live and Let Princess Di
From Russia With Courtney Love
Dr E.No
Tomorrow Never Di's
Casino Roy Jenkins
Glengarry Glenn Close
The Man Who Would be BB King
Tori Tori Tori Amos!
The Adam Ant Bully
Rob Roy Orbison
Cool Hand Luke Perry
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kiod Rock
Glenn Campbell Glenn Miller
M Night Shyamalan to Remember
Travolta With My Aunt
Cat Deeley on a Hot Tin Roof
The Fearne Cotton Club
The Bruce Forsyth Saga
Tango and Pat Cash
Move Over, Alistair Darling
Married to the Moby
The James Hunt for Red October
The Sun Also Raisa
Minh Streets
The Incredible Hulk Hogan
Anderson, Bruford, Wakeman, Howe Green Was My Valley
Edward E. Morrow Never Dies
Updike Scope!
Run Silent, Run Deepak Chopra
Bring Me The Head of Doctor Chandra Wickramasingh
The Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolfe?
Carry On Cubby Broccoli
Run Lollobrigida, Run
Anka's Away
[irach] Clever, those.
A Clear And Present Dangermouse
or, if we don't like dropping the name of drawn characters:
A Clear And Present Dangerfield
A Clear And Present Dangerfield
In The Heat Of The (M) Night (Shyalaman)
The Man from GarfU.N.K.E.L.
The Full Ponti
rab Race
Al-Fayed at the OK Corral
Wild,Wild Mae West
OK, this seems to have run its race. Let's keep with the times and have the
Film Club for the Recession
One Coin in the Fountain
The Color of Money
From Here to Insolvency
The Account in Monte Cristo
Look, ex-Stock traders round blazing Barrels
One flew from the top floor of Canary Wharf
Duck Soup-Kitchen
The Downward Spiral Staircase
The Man Who'd Owe Too Much
Lend it Like Bank-M
Lost All in Yonkers
Tengo No Cash
For A Few Dollars Less
The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down Unemployed
Nothing Hill
Go For Broke
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, Can You Spare a Dime?
The Song of Bernadebt
Hunt for Red Ink October
The Man Who Broke the Bank at Wall Street
Seven Brides for Lehman Brothers
The Thin Bottom Line
Annie Get Your P45
Bring Me The Hedge Fund of Alfredo Garcia
Buster
Forest Slump
Raging Bull Market
Investigation of a Central Bank Above Suspicion
The Bonfire of the Sub-Prime Mortgages
Until The End Of The World Slump
Pawn on the Fourth of July
Cents and Insensibility
The Shawshank Repossession
Back to the Futures
A Fistempty of Dollars
Foreclosure Encounters of the Third Kind
Monte Carlo and Bust!
Home Loan 2: Lost in New York
Crash
Half a Tuppence
Blues Lehman Brothers
Flash Gordon Brown
Fatal Acquisition
Star Trek III- The Search for Stock
My Loss is Slaughter
Any Which Way But Lose
Finding Euro
Little Stock of Horrors
Saving Private Equity
Bailoutland
The Good, The Bad, And The Junk Bonds
Stig of the Pump-and-Dump
B.J. and the Bear Market
White Knights
Bullish Durham
National Treasury Bond
How Greenspan Was My Valley
Over The Hedgefund
Wild Wild Invest
Harry Potter and the Sell Order of the Phoenix
On Golden Parachute
Butterfield 8 Points Down At The Final Bell
The Naked Short Seller And The Dead
All Quiet on the T-Bill Front
The Unbearable Lightness of Being Skint
Move Over, Darling (sic)
Tango
Brokebank Mountain
Borassic Park
Die Hard-up
Desperately Seeking a Job
Faster, Pussycat, Sell, Sell!
On Yer Bike, Lola, On Yer Bike
Monte Carlo and Bust
Broke Banks Mounting
[Softers] 1. Done by phil on Monday. 2. Done by me yesterday.
** books appointment with optician **
O Broker! Where Art Thou?
North by Natwest
It has been seven days since anyone posted a move. In view of the culmination of the seemingly endless American Presidential Election Process I'd like to suggest:
Politician's Theatre
Palin Rider
Obama, Where Art Thou?
The McCain Mutiny
Biden the Bullet
For a Fistful of Votes
The Dam Filibusters
Strangers on a Gravy Train
Last Days of The Condoleeza
[nfras] The sequel to Three Days of the Condoleeza
Primary Colors
Thatcher in the Rye
Golda-Finger
Batman Begin
Dayan Young
To Nasser With Love
The Blair Witch Project
Run For President, Lola, Run For President
Kerry Movie
Yankee Doodle Gandhi
The Mandelson Who Would Be King
Blair of the White Worm
Putin On The Ritz
Victory Atlee
A Stalin is Born
Amin Streets
Hitler Parade
Form Whom The Division Bell Tolls
Form/for
North By North-Westminster
School of Barack
Barack to the Future. Obvious, I suppose.
The Man Who Would Be Martin Luther King
A Vote To Remember
The Mighty Lame Ducks
Nkrumah vs Nkrumah
The Mugabwe We Were
Guess Who's Coming to Jinnah
Gotari!
Das Vote
Dumb and Duma
Bruce Willis in Die Bold
for PaulWay - Howard the Duck
Tom Cruise in Jerry Mander
Kennedy Row
A Mao-Tse's Tale
Hocus Caucus
Kill the Bill
Gerrmandering McGuire
Action Jesse Jackson
The Party
King Cong.
Clinton a Hot Tin Roof. I loved Yankee Doodle Gandhi.
Picnic at Hanging Chad
Love Tory
Quaylerider
For Al Few Dollars Gore
Jason Malcolm X
Mbeki and the Bandit
Like Botha for Chocolate
Support Your Local Sharif
Breakfast on Bhutto
The Thin Red State Line
Picnic at Hanging Chad
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Knesset
Time for another?
Santa's Film Club
Independence SleighClear and Present Danger
The Hunt For Red Tinsel
Bow Finger
Santa on A Hot Tin Roof
Reign Man
North Pole by Northwest
Nick of Time
For a Sackful of Presents
Different twist on SM's second offering: The Hunt For Red-Nosed Reindeer
Bring Me The Sled Of Alfredo Garcia
Santa's List
Father Christmas of the Bride
A Good-Night to Remember
Ring of Bright Fairy Lights
Elf Raiser
Frosty/Nixon
Die Card
Tinsel Men
Investigation of a Man in a Furry Red Suit Above Suspicion
Hawk the Sleigher
James and the Queen's Speach
Me, My Elf and Irene
The Naughty, the Nice and the Ugly.
There's No Business like Snow Business
The Stocking Moon
Tree Men and a Baby
The Mince Pie Who Loved Me
Dude - Where's My Card?
The Man Who Would Be King Wenceslas
Cards
The Xmas Men
The Xmas Files
Citizen Candy Cane
Snow Hiding Place
The Spy Who Came In From The Coal
One Flue Over The Cukoo's Nest
Bill and Ted's Excellent Advent-ure
Naughty or Nice Station Zebra
Rebel Without a Claus
A Hard Sleigh's Night
All too easy Final Fantasy: Advent Children
Ho-Ho-Hope Floats
The Sleigh The Earth Stood Still
The Sleigh of the Triffids
Dawn of the Sled
The Decorating of Pelham 1:23
Mad Max: Beyond Boxing Day
Bring Me The Head of Elf Raydo Garcia
Schindler's Christmas List
Ocean's Twelve Days of Christmas
Lapland Before Time
Sleighding Doors
The Silent Night of the Lambs
Bob and Carols and Ted and Alice
Claus
In the Heat of the Night Before Christmas
Twelve Angry Snowmen
All About Xmas Eve
Roamin' Holiday
A Clear and Presents Danger
Twelve Days of the Condor's Christmas
Fat Man and Little Boy
A Passage to Reindeer
Sootsy
A Man for Holly Seasons
Toy
Chocolat Coins
Holly Man
Balloon Over Parador
I Am A Fugitive From A Paper Chain Gang
Eight Mile - It has a lot of wrapping going on
The Nightmare before Christmas
The Lord of the Five Gold Rings
OK, time to change this. Shall we have
The OH&S Film Club
Fire-Driller Killer
The Private Eye Protection
Those Magnificent Ground Staff Working To Ensure That Those Magnificent Men's Flying Machines Meet All Statutory Safety Requirements
Steel-toed Magnolias
Solvent Green
Eye-Wash Station Zebra
The Cat In The Hard Hat
The Decibels of St. Mary's
the Seven-Percent Pollution
Acceptably Risky Business
Some Like It Lukewarm
High-Vis Anxiety
Mercury Rising
Thoroughly Modern Millicurie
Tango and COSHH
A Clear And Prevented Danger
The Wizard of OHS
Bring Me The Headroom Of Alfredo Garcia
Grilled Ripe Tomatoes
Blind Sell-By Date
The Safety-Glass Menagerie
The Dukes of Hazard
One Effluent Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Comply With Me
Crouching Geiger, Hidden Argon
The Dukes of Hazzardous Waste
Wild Wild Waste
Fire Escape from New York
The British Kite Mark Runner
Slags of Our Fathers
Coal Miners' Slaughter
Ask the Dust
Emission Impossible
Lady Windemere's Toe-Tectors
Sillicosister Act
Captain Corelli's Little Collapsible Reflective Triangle
The Cook, His Wife, Her Lover and That Bloke From The Roadworks On King Street What Holds The Stop/Go Lollipop.
Crossing Guard Over
Tom Cruise in Incident Report
The Great Backstrain Robbery
Donny DarCOSHH
Sawdust Memories
Two Mule-Handling Courses for Sister Sarah
Stand No More Than 3 Feet But Not Less Than 2 Foot Six From Me
Inadequately Lit Zone
From Russia With Certification
Dr. No Entry Without Proper Anti-Radiation Gear
The Paper Work
One Of Our Fire Extinguishers Is Missing
The Hunt For Red Winking Lights
The Gas Mask of Zorro
The Sand Buckets of Iwo Jima
Who Fumed Roger Rabbit
RIDDOR of the Sands
First Aid Kit Among Equals
Avoid Serious Injury By Taking Sensible Precautions Hard
The Appropriately Reduced Speed and the Furious
Safe Liasons
A Safety Officer and a Gentleman
The Properly Earthed Electric Cowboy
Stand Clear! Sliding Doors! Heh, Safe Liasons still has me laughing
Min Headroom and yes it was suggested by Uncle Korky's news.
Cautional Treasure: Accident Book of Secrets
Lock, Stock and No Smoking Near Barrels
Hard Hat
As this seems to have stalled, I'll try to move it along a little...
UK GAZETEER FILM CLUB
UK GAZETEER FILM CLUB
Missing in Acton
Sleepless in Settle
Dude, Where's Cardiff?
East of Eton
Wales Rider
Slumdog Million Ayr
Essex and the City
Bring Me to Maidenhead Alfredo Garcia
Born on the Firth of Forth of July
The Court Chester
Burn After Reading
Jersey Boys
The Glasgow Menagerie - [Raak] v. good
Truro Lies
Peterheadroom
Every Which Way but Looe
The Daventry Code
Gangs of York
Rain Manchester
And seeing as I'm a geordie, The Land Before Tyne
The Tin Durham
Sisterhood of the Travelling Hants.
The Bellingham Brief
Let's not forget that Harrison Ford classic, Widnes
The Taming of the Shrewsbury
Little Shrops. of Horror
Pennies from Devon
Sheffield of Dreams
My Felling Americans
Croy Story
The Norwich Man's Wife
The Inc-Redditch-bles
White Notley Can't Jump
High Easter Parade
Harold Wood and Kumar Get The Munchies
To Surrey With Love
A Rhonnda World in Eighty Days
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Bristol Skull
Vanilla Skye
How To Lewis a Man in 10 Days
10 Thing I Hate About Crewe
Gateshead Revisited
Woking Girl
Fast Thames at Ridgemont High
The Curious case of Benjamin's Sutton
Places in the Hart.
Warley
Howe Green is my valley
[nfras] Gateshead - v.good!
Beverley Hills Cop
Beverley Hills Cop
Chorley and the Chocolate Factory
Peterborough's Friends
Scarborough-face
From Usk Till Dawn
A Midsummernight's Durham
Tower Hamlet(s)
Luton's Labours Lost
McBethnal Green
Top Hatfield
Tottenham Recall
[Second thoughts] Liff's Labours Lost
The Land's End That Time Forgot
Bonnie and Strathclyde
Bonnie and Clwyd
Severn Brides for Seven Brothers
Free Scilly
A Connecticut Yankee in Earl's Court
Tyne Bandits
All Quiet on the Weston Front
Ware Eagles Dare
The Bridge on the River Wye
The Catford in the Hatfield
I'm Surrey I Havant a Clewer
Heaven's Yate
Star Trek: The Bath of Khan
Catcher in Rye
Woburn after Reading
On Llangollen Pond
The Seven Year Norwich
The Last Temptation of Christchurch
Fife is Beautiful
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch * But Were Afraid To Ask
Corby Goes Bananas
Broadcast Lewes
Never a Hull Moment
The Tyndrum
Shallow Gravesend
Our Man in Havant
A Town Like Alyth
Aberystwythnail and I
Woking and I
Super-Mare Returns
The Man Who Would Be King's Lynn
Wight Fang
Osterley / Brixton
Wuthering Hythe
The Thin Red Lyme
Beccles Flies Again
The Big Boston
Lord of the Rings: The Alton Towers
The Bedford Incident
Children of the Cornwall
The Sea Pauling Shall Not Have Them
Dances With Wolverhampton
The Tenby Commandments
Cheviots of Fire
Oh What A Lovely Warley
Richard the Thirsk
Henley V
MacBath
Much Wenlock About Nothing
The Curious Case of Penge, Lymm and Bolton
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Water?
North By North Westminster
The Ipswich File
Lock, Stock and Two Woking Barrels
Dumfries and Dumber
Horsham Around
El Sidcup
Broken 'Arrow and Wealdstone
The Great Grimsby
The Cheshunt For Redcar October
The Witches Of Eastbourne
Never on Dundee
Dee Movie
Belfast and Furious
The Enniskillen Fields
The Sword in the Stonehenge
The Taking of Balham 123
Die Arden
Gone With the Gwent
What Dreams May Cwm
These Glamorgan Girls
Kiss Kiss Bangor Bangor
The Bala of Ricky Bobby
Kind Herts and Coronets
Ironbridge on the River Kwai (Shurely shome mishtake. It's on The Magnificent Severn. Ed)
Das Bootle
The Taming of the Shrewsbury
The Bournemouth Identity
Lost in Speke
Dumb and Dumbarton
Nil By Portsmouth
The Dam Bicesters
Harlow Dolly
Casino Rhyl
The Llandeilo That Time Forgot
Dirty Barry
A Knighton Casablanca
Foula's Gold
Se7ern
Con Ayr
Bronwydd the Wind
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Blandford Forum
Dial M for Merthyr oblig.
Haverfordwest Was Won
Far From the Maidenhead Crowd
Severn Brides for Severn Brothers
Essex and the City
The Goldaming Compass
Frome Here to Eternity
The Wizard of Oswestry
Crocodile Dunfermaline
Dances With Wolverhampton
Iver the Terrible
The Magnificent Severn
Morecambe: A Suitable Case for Treatment
Mayfair Lady
Pretty Woburn
Malcolm Exe
Turk Hill a Mockingbird
Lady in Reading
Crock Argyle Dundee
Paint Your Wigan
Card of the Light Brigade
The Curious Case of Benjamin Burton
Guess Who's Coming to Pinner?
Card of the Light Brigade = Chard of the Light Brigade :o(
War of the Wolds
Hello Dollis Hill
Ely Rider
Marsden Attacks!
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Palace
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Siloth
Midnight Cowplain
Sunbury Bloody Sunbury
Sevenoaks for Seven Brothers
Of Mae Sand Men - Mae Sand is a beach on Orkney
Children of the Cornwall
Trent
Solent Green
How To Deal
No Mersea
The Braintrees of Thika
Rayne Man
All Quiet on the Weston Front
The English Paignton
Lawrence of Belgravia
Rebel Without a Corston
Twelve St Just Men
The Postman Always Trings Twice
Look Who's Torquay
Ingham High
The Ravenscar
Somerset Holiday Una Stubbs!
Monte Carlo or Bude
One Flew Dover the Cuckoo's Nest
The Wind that Shakes the Barnsley
Plan Nine from Outer Speyside
The Wycombe Man
The Man in the Wight Suit
Dante's Peak District
Bude, Where's My Car?
Broken Barrow
How the Westward Ho! Was Won
The Sunderland That Time Forgot
Sliding Dornoch
Shakespeare in Hove
Look Ouse Talking Too
Star Warsall
A Hard Days Knightsbridge
Billericay and Teddington's Excellent Adventure
Cromer versus Cramer
The Dead Blackpool
The Pit and The Pendu-Lyme
Silent Runnymede
Everything Your Wanted To Know About Sexsmith But Were Afraid To Ask
Tring Me The Head Of Alfredo Garcia
Carlisle of the Dead
She Wore a Yellow Ripon
Larne Day's Journey into Wight
Every Home Should Hove One
Marlow and Me
Oh What A Clovelly War
The Hustler, (with Karl Malden)
Ongar Golden Pond
The City on the Edgebaston of Forever
Hamburger Hull
Stamford Bridge to Terabithia
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stonely
Star Trek III: The Search for Speke
Reddich Dawn
Alnwick in the UK (music video's count, right?)
Rock Fawlies
Amersham Pie
The Pinkney (Wilts) Panther
The Prisoner of Zennor
The Skegness of King George
My Beautiful Launceston
Enemy At The Gateshead
St Ives of the Potato Men
Dungeness and Dragons
The Cable Wye
It Cambridge From Outer Space
This Island Perth
Hullboy
New Forest Gump
Wyken Ned Devine
Is Corris Burning?
Six Days and Severn Nights
Look Who's Dorking
Poole Harbor
Catfordwoman
Holme Alone
Rebel Without a Corston
Essex, Lewes and Videotape
The First Great Train Rubery
The Hand that Rocks the Cradley
Darn it, "The Dead Poole" would have been so much better than "The Dead Blackpool". Well done Software.
Warley Games
Warley Games
Kill Rhyll
The Lion, Norwich and the Wardrobe
Oban Cowboy
My Darlington Clementine
Luton on the Ritz
Mutiny on the County
Andover Her Dead Body
Crewe
Midhurst Cowboy
Gateshead Revisited
The Court Chester
When the Windscale Blows
Truth or Aberdare
Tywyn Miss Daisy
Earth Girls Are Ely
Llanfair Lady
The Tenby Commandments
Llangadog Day Afternoon
A Fish called Rhondda
The Great Rock'n'Roll Swindon
A Chard Day's Night
Arundel The World In 80 Days
When Harrogate Sally
XxWrexham
O Bognor, Where Art Thou?
Betws-y-Coed in Alex
Like Waterford for Chocolate
Shattered Glasgow
Come Back to the Five and Ten, Aberdeen, Aberdeen
[irach] Where do you get these films? What is the Aberdeen one?
Grumpy Mold Men
Perth of a Nation [IS,P] It's the 1982 movie with Cher, "Come Back to the Five and Ten, Jimmy Dean, Jimmy Dean". Look it up.
Taunton Hears a Who"
Dungeness and Dragons
Potton
The Potton Club
Bourne Free
The Taking Of Eltham 123
Star Trek II: The Wath Of Khan
Doncaster Crazy
The Hand that rocks the Crayke/b>
Dartmo' Better Blues
The Theydon Bois From Brazil
The Ghost and the Loch Ness
Wait Until Sark
A Splott In The Dark
East Ham Of Eden
The Poplar Express
The Corley
High Dunoon
The Man Who Would Be Kings Lynn
My Fareham Lady
Baddow of a Doubt
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch man, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch!. The story of The Harlech Globetrotters.
Happy Fleet
Dirty Rowton Scoundrels
Last Exeter for Brooklyn
Old Yell
Prince of Durness
View to a Killin
Smart Peebles
The Somerset of '42
A Redcar Named Desire
Dursley Dancing
[irach] No wonder I couldn't find it in imdb, it's "Come back to the five and DIME...." I was searching for "five and ten".
Blood Thirsk [IS,P] Sorry, old chap...
Grimsby Reaper
Teesside Story
The Great Morpeth Caper
Like Bridgewater for Chocolate
The Yeovil in Mrs. Jones
The Cwmbach Kid
The Belvoir Ending Story
Goodbye Mr Chippenham
Haverford West, Reanimator
Robin Hood - with Douglas Fairbanks.
A Manchester For All Seasons
Tewksbury Mules For Sister Sarah
The Egham Sanction
Eel Pie Island, je t'aime
Far From the Reading Crowd
Dorcester Act
Slap Shotton
Ring of Bright Bourton-on-the-Water
Is Uxbridge Burning?
Last Tango in Padstow
Belfast and Furious
Coleraine Man
Dungannon Ball Run
Lurgan Cowboy
The Blackpool Rock I know that that isn't technically a place, but the rock is linked inextricably to the town so ...
Wonderful Fife. Una Stubbs!
The Isle of Dogs of War
The Englishman who went up Biggin Hill and came down Mountain Ash
Red Dornoch
The Hunt for Red Octobermory
The Green Mull
Dee Movie
Devon Can Wait
Hullraiser
Out of Affric
Raiders of the Lost Arkaig
Jailhouse Loch
The Adventures of Barra McKenzie
Yate Until Dark
The Seven Year Redditch
Staines By Me
The Boat Of Garten That Rocked
Menai in Black
Narberth of a Nation
The Empire Strikes Bath
The Bourne Mouth
I'm Isle of Wight, Jack
Ouse Afraid of Virginia Woolf
Raw Deal
Riddle of the Sandwich
The Dead Poole
Kent
Thoroughly Todmorden Millie
Hudson Hawkhurst
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club, Banff
Durham and Durhamer
The Forth Protocol
Dumb and Dunbar
OK, we seem to have run out of steam a little. Shall we announce the schedule for the
Star Trek Film Club
Big Tribble in Little China
Borg Free
Spock Around the Clock
The Hunt For Red Spocktober
Enterprise the Dragon
Dancing with Worf
The Magnificent Seven of Nine
The Real McCoy
Warp of the Worlds
Death Takes A Holodeck
The Great Escape Pod
Sulu Dawn
Dammit Jim, I'm Dr. Jekyll, Not Mr. Hyde!
Scotty of the Antartic
Mr. Beam's Holiday
King Klingong
Blank Chekov
The Shat Hits the Fan
Beam Me Up! Tie Me Down!
Ephaserhead
Easy Riker
Carry On Nurse Chappell
Doc, Spock and Two Smoking Barrels
Bring Me The Head Of Alfredo Gorncia
Calamity Janeway
Uhura's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
From Crusher with Love
The Enterprise "C" Shall Not Have Them
Set Phasers To Kill A Mockingbird
Gorn With the Wind
Finding Nemoy
A Beautiful Mind-meld
About a Borg
Oh What A Lovely Warp Drive
Picard At Hanging Rock
They Were Expendable Crew Members
and the sequel They Died With Their Red Shirts On
The Gorns of Navarone
Plan DS9 From Outer Space
Aliens
Doc Soup
Romulan Holiday
The Borg Supremacy
Get Data
Fantastic Voyager
Scotty With Mussolini
Boyce Don't Cry
Romulan Holiday
It Came From Outer Subspace
Romulan Holiday, Romulan Holiday - so good they named it twice
Kirk Hearts and Coronets
Spocktopussy
The Maltese Vulcan
About McCoy
Worf of the Worlds
Data Movie
Chek - Off
The Nacell
The Transporter Can't believe I'm the first to spot that one
Tran Sporters too
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dream Chacotay
Bajors!
The Sisko Kid
Tango and Vash
Hellphaser
A Night in Cassiopeia
(irach) Hey! You've wandered into Battlestar Gallactica Theatre there! That has to be a line fault!:)
Two Men on a Shuttlecraft
Two Men on a Shuttlecraft
(Sierra Mike)- In the "Terra Nova" episode, planet Terra Nova is also known as Eta Cassiopiea III.
Last Tango in Tom Paris
Kes
Warp 10 From Navarone
(irach) Yeah, right. :)
Ring of Bright Horta
Ring of Bright Horta
The Man Who Would Be Klingon
Oh! What a Lovely Worff
High Noonien Soong
Until the End of the Franchise
Dirty Roddenberry Scoundrels
Where No Man Has Gorn Before
The Constant Shatner
The Sarek of the Mary Deare
Captain's Log Courageous
The Quark of Zorro
The Hunt for Red Matter
Twelve Angry Klingons
Yar and Away
A Tale of Two Cities on the Edge of Forever
The Galileo Se7en
Brief Encounter at Farpoint
The Taking of NCC-1701
Episode VI: Return of the Geordi
Gleaming The Borg Cube
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Dilithium Crystal Skull
(Deanna) Troy
Dude, Where's My Shuttlecraft?
A Hard Dax Night
Dude, Where's My Cardassian?
North West Final Frontier
'Bones' Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
(Kim) or "All Quiet on the Final Frontier".
My Sister's Keeper
Khan-Khan
The Meaning Of Life, Jim
Once Upon a Time in the Delta Quadrant
From Crusher With Love
Galaxy Blues
Breakfast at Quarks
Waltz With Dr Bashir
Mad Dax
Nosferengi
Live and Let Dilithium
Groundhog Data
Ilia Postino
[Irach] Now you're doing The Man From Uncle! :) Two can play at that game.
Beverley Hills Cop
Beverley Hills Cop
[Sierra Mike] Ilia was the navigator in Star Trek- the Movie- n(not the TV series)- look it up
[irach] Knew that, kidding you. Sorry.
Good Wil Hunting.
Good Wil Hunting.
Dorn of the Dead
Saavik Private Ryan
Troi
Bring Me The Head Of The Crystal Entity
Pulaski Blues
A Rand Day Out
Silva Streak
I was Montgomery Scott's Double
The Killing Shields
Andorian Gray
The Million Quatloo Note
Is Ten-Forward Burning? and if not, why not?
Since it's been over a week since the last entry, I suspect the Star Trek well has run dry. So, I'm going to go out on a limb and propose the Doctor Who Film Club
The Fabulous Tom Baker Boys
Look Who's Talking
The Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
The Cyberman Who Would Be King
Dalek for Murder
The Ood Couple
Quo Tardis
Roller Zarbi
A Night at the Menoptera
K-9: The Widowmaker
Whatever Happened to Sarah Jane?
La Vie Davros
I, Raston Warrior Robot
Doctor Who's Coming To Dinner
The Man Who Broke the Bannakaffalatta at Monte Carlo
The (Ice) Warriors
Grand Theft Auton
Hello Dalek
My Dalek Clementine
Tom Baker in Scarf-Face
Peter Panopticon
Kind Hartnells and Coronets
Pertwee's Big Adventure
Rani, Lola, Rani
Sil Met By Moonlight
The Name Of The Rose
Are We There Yeti?
[Sierra Mike] Bravo!
The Brigadier Hunter
Wheel in Space Jam
Of Mice And Cybermen
A Mandrel For All Seasons
Moroks From Outer Space
Bring Me The Hath of Alfredo Garcia!
In Bed With Donna
Ice Warrior Zebra
Time After Timelord
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nestene
The Life And Loves Of A Sea Devil
Ian and Doc and Susan and Barbera
Console Room With A View
Time Rotor Bandits
The Pursuit Of The Happiness Patrol
Sonic Screwdriving Miss Daisy
The Man With Two Brains Of Morbius
Face of Boe/Off
Carry On Sergeant Benton
My Sister's Keeper Of Traken
Sensorites and Sensibility
Mummy Mia
Move Over Dalek
Dude, Where's My TARDIS?
TARDIS Lost
Martha Jones and The Temple of Doom
For Whom The Cloister Bell Tolls
T' Mara Never Dies
Scarf Face
Looks like this one has also run out of steam, but I like the idea of Old Cult TV-Show Film Club so how about a round of :
The Prisoner Film Club
I'll start by offering Number Six Degrees of Separation
Our Unmutual Friend
I Know Why You Resigned Last Summer
No. 1 Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Magnificent Number Seven
Ocean's Number Eleven
Number 8 1/2
The Village of the Damned
Number Four Weddings and a Funeral
Dude, Where's My KAR120C?
The (Large) White Balloon
The McGoohan Show
Last Tango In Portmerion
Rover the Hedge
Mini Moke Overdrive
I am not a number, I am a Lawnmower Man
Das Booth
er...sorry... thought we were stll on "Dr. Who"....
10000 BC-ing You
Sands of Ynys Gifftan
Perhaps this isn't as fertile a subject as I had thought it would be. Time for another? Posed by someone with a sounder grasp of the game?
How about a round of the
Mornington Crescenters Film Club
The Treasure of the Sierra Mike
Dunx, Where's My Car?
The X-Phils
La Vie en Rosie
Carlito's Paul Way
Korky's
School of Raak
Tie Me Up, Tie Me Dan
I Robot, Porter!
The Grapes of Raak
Good Phil Hunting
I'm sure I remember this being done before, possibly on MCiOS... However, let's not spoil the fun: Look Who's Chalky
Bob the firehouse dog
Chalky Balboa
The Mighty Dunx
Being ImNotJohn Malkovich
[irach] or ImNotBeingJohn Malkovich.
The Desert Rabs
The Desert Rabs
The Man From U.N.C.L.E. K.O.R.K.Y.
The Hand that Raaks the Cradle
A Tuj of Class
Blob Roy
Rab Roy
One Million Years BCdM
Phil Met By Moonlight
The Cruel CdM
La Stevie en Rose
Very nice site!
Ma vie est un nfras
Pepé le pwwpuieu. Very nice site!
Boogie, nights!
Andy Band Played On - [Kim] proper lol
Ballad of Reading JLE
Bigsmith goes to Washington
Puckoon With A View
Lord Blue Velvet [nfras] ta.
It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Anthrax Whirl
Néa Dark
Rita, Sue and Blob Too
When the Wind Pablos
Wait Until Raak
Jailhouse Raak
Kim
Teenage Mutant Ninja Flerdle
Blue Crusher
The Island of Dr Qu+Xum
Dr Qu+Xumglove
Raiders of the Lost Raak
Ice Age Porter
City of Projoy
Bob the Dog Day Afternoon
The irachel Papers
Sponge Blob Square Pants
JLE House Rock
The Dirty Dujon
Guest Login Who's Coming To Dinner?
Something Wicked This Way Kims
Nfras Times at Ridgemont High
Pablo Hot, Blow Cold