mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

The kids are all right.

When I started to drive, you didn't need a licence.

It's really not worth it, mate, it's only round the corner. You could walk it.

Follow which car? Sorry, I wasn't really looking.

Take a mini-cab, mate, much cheaper and a better service.

Half-price if you sit on my lap dearie.

No, you just pay me what you think is fair, OK?

We certainly do take credit cards.

"Heyyyy mannnnn, wanna toke on my joint?"

"It's amazing how courteous other drivers are, and I never cease to be amazed at the quality of driving."

"Here - let me open the door for you."

[Rosie] Shurely 'middle-of-the-road'

"Are we nearly there, yet?"

Tip? Sorry mate, can't accept that, the Inland Revenue rules you know.

"S'cuse me sir, have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?"

"Can we stop a minute? I'm desperate for a pee."

I'd love to drive you to your destination, sir, but I'm worried about my carbon footprint.

"I really don't have an opinion either way on that."

[Kim] Almost as good as nfras' "Not got much of an opinion on that either way"