Wibble!

In the interests of efficiency, I have decided to dispense with the Cabinet. I shall now be relying for key decisions on an objective process. So, shall we continue to fund the NHS? Heads we do, tails we don't.

I think it's time to reexamine the whole idea of the people ruling themselves, because it really makes no sense when you think of it. A ruler must be greater than those he rules, therefore how can the ruled be the rulers? The only logically consistent system of government is an absolute feudal hierarchy, with a monarch at the top appointed by God. The King will appoint a council of ministers to advise him, led by a Prime Minister, but the whole absurd apparatus of Parliament and elections should be done away with.

"Might I propose a URANIUM for OIL program?"

"America is our staunchest ally." no, no blindfold ... but i would enjoy a final cigarette

Where do I sit?

Surely a retarded monkey could do this job?

What? You mean it's not a permanent post?

Allahu Akhbar!

Hello, I'm David Icke.

I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.

[Raak] Overtures of "you have to vote for the lizards or the wrong lizard might get in"

[IS,P! / Raak] Made me think of Bill Bailey's "Human slaves, in an insect nation!"

[Phil] Your reference to Julian Clary's fisting of Norman Lamont made me wonder 'what newspaper does Phil read?'

Time for a new career?

[IS,P] Is that a question or a valid move?

[UK] Yes.

[IS,P!] Whatever comes to hand, although if I'm buying a newspaper (very rare occurence) it would be the Daily Telegraph. I also happened to be watching the award ceremony when Mr Clary made said comment, and I pretty much p*ssed myself laughing.

Recap: We have had Police Constable, Supermodel, Brain Surgeon, Farmer, Electrician, Car Mechanic, MC Coach, Evil Henchperson, Museum Curator, Somellier, Relationship Counsellor, Blacksmith, Nuclear Physicist, Shepherd, Stand-up Comic, Prostitute, Speaking Clock, Personal Trainer, Anthropomorphic Personification, Pope and Prime Minister. How about

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