Sorry I'm late, I've just been fisting Norman Lamont. (Well, it nearly finished Julian Clary's career, so why not Tony)

We are a grandmother. with apologies to all those traumatised by ThatchBlair

I like my cigars moist.

Nuke the bastards!

Yes, I am Russian. Is that a drawback?

Wibble!

In the interests of efficiency, I have decided to dispense with the Cabinet. I shall now be relying for key decisions on an objective process. So, shall we continue to fund the NHS? Heads we do, tails we don't.