mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Raak

Just between us, can't we stop pretending? I mean, no-one inside the Church actually believes any of this stuff, do they?

Phil

That would be an ecumenical matter!

nfras

[Phil] Feck! Girls!

Raak

We need to make the services more relevant to young people of today. How about this? "Asch nazg durbatuluk! Asch nazg gimbatul! Asch nazg thrakatuluk! Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!" Doesn't that have a ring to it? Much better than all that boring old Latin.

I Say, Porter!

The Vatican's primary purpose is of course sexual. It is a graphic representation of the phallic power of the Catholic Church. [nfras] You forgot Arse!

Phil

Jesus f***ing Christ all-f***ing-mighty!

I Say, Porter!

[Phil] :op

Software

"You know me, I'm never right!"

Uncle Korky

"These condoms don't fit..."

I Say, Porter!

Here's one in poor taste, for a change: Thank heaven for little girls

Rosie

My secretary's got herself pregnant but fortunately she's going to ged rid of it.

I Say, Porter!

[Rosie] hehehehehehehe

Raak

I intend to make the entire Vatican archives public and publish them on the Internet.

Darwin

"Bad monkey! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad monkey!"

Software

"Yes, of course I am a woman, what's wrong with that?"

Phil

[IS,P!] Thought I'd ignore subtlety for a bit.
"In nomine Patris, et filii et Spiritus Sancti...non verum Deo credo."

Raak

I think we should pack in this whole Pope thing and rejoin the Orthodox churches.

Sierra Mike

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Raak

And as the would-be Pope is taken away by the Spanish Inquisition, let's hear a Prime Minister talk himself out of a job.