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(I am delighted to record that rab's spam-detector turned up its nose at that until I invoked the name of our patron saint.)

Yes, I wear the cilice, but it won't show under my papal robes.

That Dan Brown knows his stuff, eh!

Of course I make the odd mistake - we all do. I'm not infallible, you know.

hare krishna, hare krishna, krishnoops!

Do you mind, that's my copy of Watchtower.

Personally, I think Satan's had a very bad press.

Meine Ehre heißt Treue

The porn film was a very, very long time ago. Can't we forgive and forget?

There's these two nuns in a bath, right....

What's all that smoke?

"So you say your are a Merovingian and you have come to collect what?"

Just between us, can't we stop pretending? I mean, no-one inside the Church actually believes any of this stuff, do they?

That would be an ecumenical matter!

[Phil] Feck! Girls!

We need to make the services more relevant to young people of today. How about this? "Asch nazg durbatuluk! Asch nazg gimbatul! Asch nazg thrakatuluk! Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul!" Doesn't that have a ring to it? Much better than all that boring old Latin.

The Vatican's primary purpose is of course sexual. It is a graphic representation of the phallic power of the Catholic Church. [nfras] You forgot Arse!

Jesus f***ing Christ all-f***ing-mighty!

[Phil] :op