mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Uncle Korky

"Yeah... the inspectors from the government came round, and told me I had to kill all my cattle and burn them... So, I thought, why not have a really big barbecue and invite everyone?"

penelope

No, I'm not going in there! The cows might get me!

Inkspot

So when to I get to sow my oats?

Software

So tell me, how do I grow crop circles?

Rosie

Slaughter? I'm a vegan, y'know.

Simons Mith

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Raise the mainsail, me hearties! With a following wind we'll be in Totuga by Sunday! Aharr!

Tuj

I'm not going down there! These shoes are from Prada!

Puckoon

I'm not going down there! It's filthy.

StormWraith

Now I'll just send all my woolly baa-lambs to France for a visit...

Kim

It's just a part-time thing, really.

Phil

I'm just sooooo not a morning person, y'know

rab

Yes, feel free to wander around and take whatever you fancy.

Projoy

No, I wouldn't accept EU subsidy on principle.

Raak

I must get those old rights of way properly maintained and signposted.

Inkspot

Move out the way you daft lumbering cows! I want to try out my new 9 iron.

Simons Mith

Time for another. Er, hmm. Electrician?

Simons Mith

Let's put an HR in:

Electrician

Raak

Doctors say I'm colourblind, but what do they know?

Software

Only wimps turn off the switch.

Phil

Eenie-meenie-mynie-moe...

Sierra Mike

I can get it done for you in about two hours, using odds'n'ends I've got in my van. The cost should be nominal, say 30 quid for my time. Tell you what, I can do it next Sunday if you like.