No tax disc, no proof of insurance, no driver's license, no number plates? Well, these things happen. Drive on, sir.

You do not have to say anything but the Lord will know what is in your heart. It may harm your defence in the eyes of the Saviour Lord Jesus Christ if you do not mention when questioned something that Satan has stirrred within your soul which you later rely on in court. Anything you do say will be judged as being the work of the Devil and all his works by the Almighty in all his majesty and may be given in evidence and may the Holy spirit be merciful.

You, er, wanna come back to my place?

These black tights are sooo

yesterday! what happened there?

(Envisioned as being shouted by desk officer when driver is producing documents at the station)
Iä! Iä Shub Niggurath, The Black Goat of the Woods with A Thousand Young!
With grateful thanks to Inkspot for his wonderful entry and the inspiration for this one

Nothing more to see here. (I hope.) Move along there please.
Make way for the new topic: Supermodel