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Concerning Torments
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Mornington Crescent under the Bromley '05 variant; players must use anagrams of actual station names. The winning move is "Concerning Torments".
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Where Eric Morecambe got off. Can't stand your Arse pong, Ern.
[Rosie] Ugh! I really didn't need to know that.

To dissuade others from presenting a similarly obnoxious excess of information, I'll establish a position at Reprisal Dingus.
I'll take shelter up here on the Pelmet.
Ye ramble on a bit, don't ye?
[Kim] It's because I was a Wobbly Embryo.
I'm far more interested in Crepe Renting.
[Tuj] Are you sure you wouldn't prefer Bread Skiing?
[Tuj] Or pehaps you could rent a Big Durex.
[Quends, Darren] Thanks for the offers but I'm happy, and branching out into Choral Leasing too.
Looking forward to some Grand Weeks trying all of those out
Undoubtedly built by a Heinous Mason.
In response to that move, I neither Whinge nor Retch.
Concealing myself at Cloaked Harbors.
[Quends] Are you wearing your Flycatcher Linen?
Used while you Charm Swallow at Tent door.
[INJ] Oh, you Hedonist Yob, you.
Groan!
No need for that, I thought I looked quite fetching in this Turban ok!
[Inkspot] You look very fetching indeed. What do you think of my Snack Apron?
I'm wearing my favorite Formal & Client Hat
[Inkspot] Your turban is indeed OK, but when I get a phone call from someone in the city I always wear my Warmest Town Call Hat.
And if things go wrong there's always the Attend Courtroom Hat.
Failing that, you could utilise your business skills in the monastery, wearing your Nun Merger Hat.
I heard there was a problem with those due to the elasticated body strapping, when released may cause you to Wrench the Groin. Just be careful.
But at least you'll have Top-Rank Verrucas.
I'll be sure to pray for you at Holy Calendar & Griffon.
Of all the superb players we've seen so far, None Graced TV.
[Darren] Shame, but perhaps they could get a slot on Radio Martle to boost their glittering careers.
Seemingly a good moment for NKAB!
*flarkes*
Take cover! *slats up*
While you're busy watching Don Jot's Show, I'm going to trap nights by placing a Doomed Plug on NKAB.
I'm tuned in to Ocean Land Radio.
I'm going to let sir into Furry Pink Bras. Suit you.
Lo, Silver Treetop, getting the Doomed Plug off NKAB, but placing Botherer in Pink.
Which treetop did you mean, Kim? Was it, perchance, this Cayenne Larch?
I remember, in Yes Minister, all those episodes where Sir Humphrey made fun of Hacker's Drab Loo.
[Quendalon] Actually, no, it was the Spunky Bra Fir (native to South Carolina) that I had in mind.
It's time to stop these discussions Concerning Torments.
*shouts, screams generally goes wild for Darren*
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