mc5 - Concerning Torments

Mornington Crescent under the Bromley '05 variant; players must use anagrams of actual station names. The winning move is "Concerning Torments".

And if things go wrong there's always the Attend Courtroom Hat.

Failing that, you could utilise your business skills in the monastery, wearing your Nun Merger Hat.

I heard there was a problem with those due to the elasticated body strapping, when released may cause you to Wrench the Groin. Just be careful.

But at least you'll have Top-Rank Verrucas.

I'll be sure to pray for you at Holy Calendar & Griffon.