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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated
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And so it begins....
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cfm
Relying on GPS
Simons Mith
I think there's a missing 'my' in that line. On that assumption:
Is a sure route to anguish and stress
Pablo
It's well-known to deceive
Giertrud
Or at least I believe
Rosie
'Cos I wanted
Bough Beech
; got Loch Ness.
KagomeShuko
A certain young kangaroo
Raak
To an emu said, "How do you do?"
cfm
The emu replied
irach
"Good! You Bonnie, me Clyde"
Marc
"Let us rob this here old boring zooo!"
Marc
There once was a golden-brown beer
cfm
That brought many pub crawlers good cheer
Puckoon
but at Earls Court
Assuming: A puckoon at Earls Court
Always asked for "Red Port"
Rosie
And was rightly chucked out on 'is ear.
cfm
Myself, I prefer a nice pinot
Spangle
Or a cool Andalucian
fino
Chalky
But if push comes to shove
ImNotJohn
I've an illicit love
Phil
For pretty much any cheap vino.
Bystander
Ha - v neat!
CdM
What Mr or Ms Bystander just said. That was excellent.
Life is too short for bad wine
Tuj
Though having said that I'll opine
[c,S,C,I,P] Stellar!
cfm
That even the worst
Marc
Will extinguish your thirst
...ugh...
Software
And too much will rend you supine
Simons Mith
I lie on my back and I think
cfm
Oh why did I have that last drink?
Phil
As my gut starts to churn
Rosie
And my face starts to gurn
Software
I quickly head for the sink
KagomeShuko
The porcelain throne I now face
Rosie
Which my arsehole's about to deface
One for you, Phil.
irach
Both ends will soon spew
cfm
My message to you
KagomeShuko
While myself, I disgrace.
penelope
A topic of general bad taste
Giertrud
Is likely to get you maced
cfm
A sense of decorum
CdM
In this here forum
Marc
Behave - or forever be chased ...
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