mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Maybe I'll come back manãna

There's a reason I don't like young Dave

And I'll share it with you 'cause I'm brave

penelope

Is, he scares me, y'see

With that noise as he wee

penelope

And the daredevil way that he shave Marc, is English your native language? Because sometimes I wonder, the way you force rhymes in when the subject and sense just don't fit.

There once was a man with a beard

Which he grew because folks said he leered

But he leered unabated

Softwa

At each lady he dated

Passin' Thru

And that Sir, is how come he got sheared.

While trying to play Brubeck's Take Five

My feet started dancing the jive

Their groovy gyrations

Made large perturbations

- I'm told that her toes won't survive.

Tonight is a full Lenten Moon

Juxtapose

Which comes not a moment too soon

For I have indulged

And my belly has bulged

I admit - I'm a thorough poltroon

My favourite Uncle has claimed

penelope

That he was mistakenly blamed

For the financial mess

And for cheating in chess

For which he was named, shamed and maimed.

[p,S,M,P] :-)

"In jail you belong Uncle Andy!"

irach

"Your excesses go beyond randy"

"For your lecherous way"

"You now have to pay"

"Juxtapose"

But first, pour me some of that brandy?

Please stop this absurd punctuation

It leads to complete obfuscation

Say the words as they're spelled

Like "yacht", "Keighley", "knelt" (Raak) I'm sure you meant "spelt".

or "supertranssubstantiation"

All of us use electricity

Its chiefest appeal is simplicity