mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

And wait till the microwave pings . Grey matter - a reference to the stuff inside the head - i.e. the brain.

I've forgotten the things that I knew

irach

For example, is this year still new?

Rosie

And if not, then how old

Software

We should all be told

Spangle

If I'm kept in the dark - I shall sue

Rosie

While stuck on the M25

Software

A shortcut I tried to contrive

penelope

But my detour through SloughYou have the option - sluff or slouw...

Was more than enough enuff or enow...

To add a half hour to my drive