mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

A beetle, a slug, and a squirrel

Software

Named Bernie, David and Cyril struggling for a rhyme

Left Liverpool's shore

Sierra Mike

For they'd come to deplore

Phil

Their mis'rable lives on the Wirral nice work, Spangle!

American Football's more like "hand-egg"

Spangle

Thanks Phil. But sorry KagomeS - you are making it very difficult for others to play nicely, as they say.