mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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And so it begins....

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I think we should just stick to Scrabble

Such joy when with words one can dabble

Deploy your best tiles

Stack your points in high piles

Keep quiet, we don't want your babble

The thing about Trivial Pursuit

Is that friends (who were friends!) will dispute

As the questions reveal

What the players might feel

And knowledge reluctantly salute

My hard drive it needs a defrag

Loading programs is becoming a drag

And it's not "drag and drop"

It's all over the shop-

I'd go on, but you'd think I just brag. The only other rhyme I could think of was "Morag".

SM - what about "slag"?

I think I've got texter's thumb

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=drag&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l

I think I've got texter's thumb

It's turned purply-blue and is numb

So the message I send

Will probably end

Up a right load of bollocks, old chum.

If you notice my shiny attire [S,i,R,J,P] excellent!

That is made of brand new barbed wire

Then your eye is quite sharp

So thanks, Twyla Tharp,

For a dress that's my fondest desire.

There are days and besides there are Mondays

Which rarely we find are the fun days

They can sure get one down

From dawn till sundown

Or a week - 'cause today it is Tuesday.

By Jove, what a beautiful van!

At the wheel I can see Princess Anne

She's towing a trailer

On the way to her tailor

While her horn toots a regal pavane.

While waiting for lights to turn green

I polished my horn to a sheen

But the burnishing friction

At the traffic restriction

Turned everything red - ain't that mean?...mercy...?

There once was a game in Vancouver?

At which I was a shaker and mover

I moved and I shook

People gave me that look

But I carried on using my Hoover [Marc] Why the question mark? Just curious

[Chalky] They said there was an Olympic Winter Game going on but I was not sure that anyone noticed (though all TV-channels all over the globe had almost nothing else to show ;-)

In the steep slopes of Aspen she fell,

For a ski-bum who skied oh so well

As she gazed at his pole

An unmarked snow patrol - [Marc] Ah I see. Well I watched loads of it. v enjoyable :)

said "Go for it, love - what the hell?"

While planning a raucous weekend

With my mate, his wife and her friend

We thought that the bed

Would make a fine sled

And wouldn't be this hard to mend

There was a young fellow called Eric

Who climbed to the top of a derrick

Then he climbed down again

Because of the rain

Getting wet made him really hysteric

It's Friday, let's go to the pub

For a beer and a B.L.T. sub

A packet of nuts

And chicks with great butts

In the crowd we may get a good rub?

[irach and Marc] eh? It's not a discussion I really want to get into, but the lines that you two just wrote are either crap or very offensive. Or both.

[pen]If you don't want to discuss a matter, why on earth do you post your remark? Hopefully we did not offend you, at least my line was not directed against anyone in particular. Our lines are well in line with the normal standard of the limericks at this and adjacent sites whether you like them or not.

There once was a man who got lost

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