mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

I think I've got texter's thumb

Audience

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi?Word=drag&typeofrhyme=perfect&org1=syl&org2=l

I think I've got texter's thumb

irafh

It's turned purply-blue and is numb

Rosie

So the message I send

Juxtapose

Will probably end

Pablo

Up a right load of bollocks, old chum.

Tuj

If you notice my shiny attire [S,i,R,J,P] excellent!

That is made of brand new barbed wire

Software

Then your eye is quite sharp

Juxtapose

So thanks, Twyla Tharp,