mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Four three two, soon the New Year will Jive

There'll be drunkards galore

And sick on the floor

Raak

But we've made it, one more year alive!

So let's praise the Tolpuddle Martyrs

Raak

Transported for wearing lace garters

For being in drag

Whilst waving a flag

And all that was only for starters!

A scandal has just been exposed!

irach

Sleeping Beauty ne'er slept, she just dozed

And the Prince he was gay

And his lover, José,

Was bisexual, when so disposed.

Are you sure that this road lead to Rome?

Sierra Mike

The signpost says "IV leagues to Nome"

But that's a diversion

By the Vandal's incursion

Oh sod it, I think I'll go home

Raak

The French tailors Toulon and Toulouse

irach

Stitched the Pimpernel's long coat too loose

The outcome was this -

(and was sealed with a kiss)

Marc #2

That he fell for mamsell de la'Cruise

I've got an idea for a game

That's why I'm glad we all came

To this fine-tuned decision

Let's add circumcision

We laugh, we play, we maim.

irach

I think we should just stick to Scrabble

Such joy when with words one can dabble

Deploy your best tiles

Stack your points in high piles

Keep quiet, we don't want your babble

The thing about Trivial Pursuit

Is that friends (who were friends!) will dispute

As the questions reveal

What the players might feel

Anna

And knowledge reluctantly salute

My hard drive it needs a defrag

Loading programs is becoming a drag

And it's not "drag and drop"

It's all over the shop-

Sierra Mike

I'd go on, but you'd think I just brag. The only other rhyme I could think of was "Morag".

SM - what about "slag"?