mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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And so it begins....

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In a nice little village in Kent

The priest found his coffers were spent

So he held a church fête

Where his needs were all met

By a choirboy behind the beer tent

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Not my greatest scansion, but if French pronunciation is fine, then so is American stress.

The good folk of Dwygyfylchi

While pond'ring the nature of time

I found myself covered in slime

This temporal gunk

Was spread out but shrunk

So I choked but performed a great mime

Two words; the first rhymes with 'bee'

Said the flea with a brie on his knee

The debris on the brie

Would be tea for the flea

But gives heebee-jeebies to me

"But what is the word?", asked the flea

To a bee that just wanted to be

Just known for spelling

So he wasn't telling

The number of words, was it three?

"The first word", the flea announced brightly

"Is one that is used almost nightly."

Like 'barhop' or 'beer'

And 'gay' but not 'queer'

Then the flea hopped away quite politely

When swimming, remember this tip

First give your big toe a quick dip

And if the water is wet

And that it will be I bet

Down to your trunks you can strip

Good morning, we sail with the tide

As Captain, I can make you a bride

So make one for me

Or perhaps two or three

And a groom, but please keep him aside

Beware the man in the moon

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