mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

We were drunk and exchanging weird banter

Juxtapose

When we woke the next morn'

Red Wolf

All our faces - forlorn

Darren

The only drink left was some Fanta

Rosie

As an oldie you don't pay much tax

irach

For old fogies the rules they relax

Marc

And you get in return

Raak

A free funeral urn

Phil

As you'll soon Requiescat In Pax Apols for the poor Latin, but my Poetic Licence is valid till the end of the month.

I came a long way from St Louis

penelope

And my spoggy* became very chewy *spoggy - noun: (slang) Chewing Gum

So I sang the Blues

Chalky

Then discovered the news