mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

And his cycling is said to be dire

Projoy

A friend of a friend of a friend

Uncle Korky

Has driven me right round the bend

Tuj

This tenuous acquaintance Gotta gloss over a syllable in tenuous there

Is rather high-maint'ance Gotta gloss over a syllable there too.

And may not survive in the end. (Proj, penpenpenult.) I've killed the bloody lot, mate. :-)

No man is an island, they say

Chalky

'Though Manxmen might just disagré

Projoy

They chat and they hug less

not reallyChalky

And stay shy of Douglas

I Say, Porter!

And they never come out to play

Projoy

A headache at five is just great

Knobbly

If it leaves by a quarter to eight