mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

And with that, things arrived at a halt

Chalky

'Though they perked up when one added salt

Rosie

Which proves we're not slugs

irach

Or earthworms, or bugs

Software

We're just perfect, in fact, to a fault

Projoy

I love you; you're perfect; now change.

I Say, Porter!

I'd rather you did something strange