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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated
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And so it begins....
This game now is proudly reborn,
Let me be the first to proclaim
AHHHHH!
Bugger!

Marc - This game now is proudly reborn
Software - This sweet, sunny October morn

Cocked-up from the start
But fear not, take heart
The experts will save it from scorn
So now that the game has begun
It's the time for some poetic fun
Unless you're the type
Posting lines, yet unripe
Whom I'll chase with this elephant gun.
So why has my gun just blown-up?
While training to shoot for Queen's Cup
I had one up the spout
Gave the trigger a clout
Then shot down my horse - yuppie-yup! (Swiftly moving on then…)
There was a young lady from Bicester Sticking with tradition ...
Who had a pretentious big sicester
They both were un-kissed, (spot wise at least...)
So they tried getting pissed
Then called for the local molester
He came with a smile and a sigh
Into Alice's Restaurant, quite high [Chasty] Any relation to Chalky?
He toked on a spliff
Read The Meaning of Liff
Then ordered a big Ulster fry
[Raak] Nothing to do with me, thankfully, although I have thought for some time that there is an ..erm .. impostering intent :-)
It's about time I made out my will
"I, being of sound mind and not ill, [Chalky] Naaah, you're as different as chalk and, err.... chast.
Do hereby bequeath
The air that I breathe
Will go to him who invented the pill [Raak] Nope, Chalky is the chaste one, I am just Chasty!
She said in a whispering voice:
"Are you sure that you've made the right choice?"
"That Big Mac and fries"
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