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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated
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And so it begins....
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The experts will save it from scorn
So now that the game has begun
It's the time for some poetic fun
Unless you're the type
Posting lines, yet unripe
Whom I'll chase with this elephant gun.
So why has my gun just blown-up?
While training to shoot for Queen's Cup
I had one up the spout
Gave the trigger a clout
Then shot down my horse - yuppie-yup! (Swiftly moving on then…)
There was a young lady from Bicester Sticking with tradition ...
Who had a pretentious big sicester
They both were un-kissed, (spot wise at least...)
So they tried getting pissed
Then called for the local molester
He came with a smile and a sigh
Into Alice's Restaurant, quite high [Chasty] Any relation to Chalky?
He toked on a spliff
Read The Meaning of Liff
Then ordered a big Ulster fry
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