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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated
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And so it begins....
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While training to shoot for Queen's Cup
I had one up the spout
Gave the trigger a clout
Then shot down my horse - yuppie-yup! (Swiftly moving on then…)
There was a young lady from Bicester Sticking with tradition ...
Who had a pretentious big sicester
They both were un-kissed, (spot wise at least...)
So they tried getting pissed
Then called for the local molester
He came with a smile and a sigh
Into Alice's Restaurant, quite high [Chasty] Any relation to Chalky?
He toked on a spliff
Read The Meaning of Liff
Then ordered a big Ulster fry
[Raak] Nothing to do with me, thankfully, although I have thought for some time that there is an ..erm .. impostering intent :-)
It's about time I made out my will
"I, being of sound mind and not ill, [Chalky] Naaah, you're as different as chalk and, err.... chast.
Do hereby bequeath
The air that I breathe
Will go to him who invented the pill [Raak] Nope, Chalky is the chaste one, I am just Chasty!
She said in a whispering voice:
"Are you sure that you've made the right choice?"
"That Big Mac and fries"
"Will go straight on your thighs"
But your bum don't look fat, so rejoice
There once, down a summery lane,
Walked Mr. Rochester with Jane
They happened upon
A two-headed swan
Just an image in Bertha M:s brain....? (from the novel Jane Eyre?)
While wiring a 'lectrical plug
For my Namco coin-op Dig Dug
I confused brown and blue
With sparks the fuse blew
And the acrid smoke caused such a fug
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