mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

I've acquired a decanter for whisky

CdM

But there’s no call to be so tsk-tsk-y

Chalky

Let's have no half measures

Software

Simply the pleasures

Raak

Of raising the urge to get frisky.

Projoy

In the process of looking for flowers

Stevie

I was caught in a series of showers

Rosie

But I had my brolly

Simons Mith

And wellies, by golly

Chalky

Such meteorological powers!

Projoy

Rising early, I wended to Wales

penelope

To research the fledging of snails (They take to the wing and leave the nest mid-June or so, I believe)

I've spent my whole grant