mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

I unwisely deployed a molossus

Rosie

A poetical speed-bump to boss us (Pj) That was difficult

The confounded thing

Chalky

Took an almighty swing

Projoy

And impacted my smarting probscis

When it's Friday you don't seem to know it

Chalky

Then you're told it's the Day Of The Poet

Rosie

But most say "Thank God"

Software

This verse is not cod Invoking polari

But the lim'rick's a cramped space to show it.

Projoy

The bin round has started and, phew,

Chalky

Now diesel fuel's refused - who knew?

Projoy

Ah! No-one will touch it

Rosie

But they will take mutt-shit