mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Can't compare to the new of a kitten

Projoy

*mew

BIFURCATION!

But "new what?" you may ask | That soprano cry

Well! Let onlookers bask | Could bring tears to the eye

And they'll note that I've just been bitten/And a language that's yet to be written

Hmmm... Let's see if this one goes any better. :)

The most desperate words ever spoken

I exclaimed as I woke in Hoboken:

Raak

"Send Marmite! And cheese!"

Stevie

"And some toasted bread, please"

Simons Mith

And a 50p gas meter token!

Stevie

[CdM] Another flub. 50P? In Hoboken? Woe, lackaday etc 8o)

All the dreams of my youth are long faded

Raak

All my sensuous tastes are long jaded

Radox The Green

I shall lie in my bed

Chalky

And watch TV instead

Projoy

Then wink out, just the way the display did

Now the arc of my plan's more a spike

Software

What's that? Speak into the mike

Raak

A bang then a whimper

Simons Mith

A fart and a simper