mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

I've just taken leave of my senses

And I've start to relinquish my tenses

My ego is stilled

Libido killed

Ennui's destroyed my mental fences.

A spell at the track, watching dogs

goldfinch

In pursuit of fake hare each dog jogs

But a jog supersonic

Pablo

(and that's NOT a mneumonic!)

Radox The Green

Cannot be achieved wearing clogs.

It grows in each corner, like mould

When the air becomes stale, damp and cold

But if rats intervene

goldfinch

Just apply margarine

A rodenticide, so I am told.

KagomeShuko

If it's butter you seemingly lack,

Then make use of this genius hack:

Find a dandelion field

goldfinch

And ‘neath your chin wield

A small knob of Danish Lurpak

All the poems that ever were written

Can't compare to the new of a kitten

*mew

BIFURCATION!

But "new what?" you may ask | That soprano cry

Tuj

Well! Let onlookers bask | Could bring tears to the eye

And they'll note that I've just been bitten/And a language that's yet to be written

Hmmm... Let's see if this one goes any better. :)

The most desperate words ever spoken

I exclaimed as I woke in Hoboken:

"Send Marmite! And cheese!"

"And some toasted bread, please"

Simons Mith

And a 50p gas meter token!

[CdM] Another flub. 50P? In Hoboken? Woe, lackaday etc 8o)

All the dreams of my youth are long faded

All my sensuous tastes are long jaded

Radox The Green

I shall lie in my bed

And watch TV instead

Then wink out, just the way the display did

Now the arc of my plan's more a spike

Software

What's that? Speak into the mike

A bang then a whimper

Simons Mith

A fart and a simper

(And the heckler can get on his bike)

[R,R,C,P] Now that was a limerick!

(CdM) Agreed. Top-drawer.

Can the real Mister Shady stand up?

Software

So that we can present the cup

Pablo

And a small piece of paper

blamelewis

Freshly dropped by a vaper