mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

Someone stop them! We need a door-holder!

Here's the carrot and there is the stick

Simons Mith

So which are you going to pick?

The choice is so hard

Pablo

Like picking a card

Incentives should best do the trick.

The cave where the blue monkeys dwell

Has a very particular smell

Of typewriter ribbon

Raak

And erudite gibbon

So pongy, and funky as well.

O, to follow a winding canal

penelope

To somewhere more calm (not banal) Margo Leadbetter vowels invoked

With Prunella Scales

Whom Basil fails

With fawlty unsafe rationale

Sail a boat, bonny girl; be at peace.

You'll find all your problems will cease (Chalky) Classy, that

Your peace is assured (Rosie) too kind, dear chap

For the time you’re unmoored

Raak

If you keep all your rollocks well-greased.

Bismarck

When one tunes in to Radio 1

One will wish that one hadn't've done.

For it's radio crap

(moans the grumpy old chap)

muttleee

It's like tuning in to The Sun Would rather not have used 'tune in' again but couldn't think of anything else that scanned.

Bismarck

While listening to Radio Two

- Which is what one would rather not do -

I was bored out my mind

Raak

Then thought "search and you'll find"

'I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue'

Go to bed in a bitter bad mood

And then breakfast on mountains of food

Then maybe you'll find