mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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And so it begins....

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So stay in the spaceport all day.

I say "Hello" to the moon

Said the dish to the spoon

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The only way I can make this scan is if I read your name as part of the move, Software 8o/

Rosie - I say Hello to the moon

On those days when the world's out of tune

Then I take my trombone

And create a sound cone

So I don't feel like a loon.

By a strange constellation of chances

I've been invited to sev'ral séances

Once the 'plasm starts flowing

And my chakras are glowing

The meeting it really enhances

It was, I admit it, a fluke

But I'll not take your scathing rebuke

The records will show

That I vanquished my foe

Using every last trick in the book

Chicka-boom, chicka-boom, chicka-wow

- Not a typical sound for a cow

It's ill - got The Lurgi

And is all Heisenberg-y

And it's on an-ti-biotics for now.

One day, while out driving my car

I spied my true love from afar

Thus sorely distracted

I overreacted

For what happened next was bizarre - tbc

My true love was dressed as a clown

Sure 'nough his trousers fell down

This gender reveal

Became quite a big deal

As I clocked his proverbial [noun]

I awake and the clock strikes thirteen.

So it's time for my swig of poteen

Och aye, and begorrah!

Radox The Green

It's already tomorrow?

And yesterday's gone, come and been

I encountered a horse and his boy

As they fled from enslavement in Troy

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Actually Calormen, but as we know from Hercules and Xena, all the old stories happened next door to each other, when there were hardly any miles in the world.

The horse said, "Oh man,"

"We fled from Tashbaan!"

"And now I'm jumping with joy!"

Achilles, it’s said, was a heel

And lacked charismatic appeal

Plus, he had a glass jaw

Which reflected the floor

And made his chin look quite teal.

A day spent in bed? That's a mood.

Of which there can come nothing good.

But a valid invalid

With visage quite pallid

Could do with a little food pronounce it as you will

The heart wants what hearts tend to want.

Like spooning with Norman Lamont

An unusual wish

But he's more of a dish

When served in a greek restaurant

I like me a nice cup of tea

Or some beer, if I get it for free

I don't like hard liquor

It makes me sicker quicker

Than chicory flavour coffee

I'm told that I need to act dumb

Radox The Green

So I go around sucking my thumb

When approached and addressed

I whip out my left breast

And offer a swig of black rum.

Congrats all - that made me laugh out loud

Congrats, all, that caused me to lol.

I confirmed with a quick Twitter Poll

But my backside's attached

Though the cheeks are mismatched

ROTFL was the goal.

CLAPCLAPCLAP! Cheese'n'onon all round!

I posted a message on X

Then got banned for a reference to sex

But when I asked Y

E M Z "O my"

"U caused my man muscle to flex"

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