mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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And so it begins....

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Expecting that things might get worse

I bought me a second-hand hearse

'Cos new ones are pricey

But used - a bit dicey

And it turned out a bit of a curse

When flying to Sirius A

It's vital to park in 'Long Stay'

You'll find it quite warm

And mosquitos do swarm

So stay in the spaceport all day.

I say "Hello" to the moon

Said the dish to the spoon

Hidden text

The only way I can make this scan is if I read your name as part of the move, Software 8o/

Rosie - I say Hello to the moon

On those days when the world's out of tune

Then I take my trombone

And create a sound cone

So I don't feel like a loon.

By a strange constellation of chances

I've been invited to sev'ral séances

Once the 'plasm starts flowing

And my chakras are glowing

The meeting it really enhances

It was, I admit it, a fluke

But I'll not take your scathing rebuke

The records will show

That I vanquished my foe

Using every last trick in the book

Chicka-boom, chicka-boom, chicka-wow

- Not a typical sound for a cow

It's ill - got The Lurgi

And is all Heisenberg-y

And it's on an-ti-biotics for now.

One day, while out driving my car

I spied my true love from afar

Thus sorely distracted

I overreacted

For what happened next was bizarre - tbc

My true love was dressed as a clown

Sure 'nough his trousers fell down

This gender reveal

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