mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

And ponce round the house with a fag

Chalky

I do this with Pride

Pablo

But in fact, deep inside,

KagomeShuko

I desperately wave a white flag.

CdM

The daylength has now reached its min / The daylength has now reached its max

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Traditional solstice limerick, bifurcated to avoid the appalling and blatant hemisphericentricity that too often plagues these servers.

Enlightenment can now begin / And my carpets could do with a vax

O-ò-o-o-òmmm / There's nowt I like more

penelope

*deeper voice* O-ò-o-o-òmmm / Than a squeaky clean floor

Now the nights begin drawing in / And my rubbish neatly in sacks

[Software] Did you just restore the hemisphericentrism that (see my hidden comment) I worked so hard to eliminate??

The world seems to be upside-down

Raak

Kings are scorned, and their Fools wear the crown

So the knights, they draw in

Chalky

Losing their will to win [Have to agree with CdM, Softers - not your best work]

No wonder - we're lead by a clown

Juxtapose

I've had the most brilliant idea

Simons Mith

Will somebody please hold my beer? Oh, one of those brilliant ideas…