mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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The Obligatory Limericks Game Reincarnated

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And so it begins....

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[Arch] you might like to have a look at this idiot guide for using HTML mark-up for your moves (etiquette prefers only one line per rhyme unless you're brilliant, don't care about etiquette or are providing a long-overdue cull). I've been using this for more than 15 years - it was made my one of the players on here. Very Basic Guide to HTML for playing on Mornington Crescent sites
And I even used it to make this hyperlink too :o)

[muttleee] I think that was a good rescue.
When winning a Darwin Award

A fool of yourself is assured

As you take yourself out

(Inflict your own clout)

Your non-reproduction's ensured.

I think I may be a bee

No, you aren't, honey, b'lieve me

Your yellow-black fuzz

And high-voltage buzz I reckon she's an electricity pylon dusted in slightly scorched custard. That fits all the data so far.

Is just a fault with your HT For those old enough to remember TV with tubes

When voting in local elections

Don't be bribed with tempting confections

'Though if I'd been offered

Cake from Ms. Crawford

I'd refuse on account of infections

It's an incontrovertible fact

That whatever you do you'll get sacked

So plan well in advance

For each circumstance

And hope that you won't get hacked

Eventually I'll get down the pub

And sit down with a pint and some grub

For convivial chatter

And a steaming hot platter

But the cost? Aye, there's the rub....

Stop rubbing my platter, you swine!

And get me a glass full of wine!

I need a drink

Because I'm on the brink

Of becoming seriously anodyne.

Although it was somewhat contrived

I wrote, "Then the dragons arrived."

I shoehorned it in

Wrong game, but no sin

However, I felt quite deprived

Let's start something fresh, I feel keen

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